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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I know that we tend to accentuate the negative here on the Something Awful forums. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading about an MRA comic that made me feel something between contempt and paranoia.

But to alleviate that, I wish to share with you the story of a man who is nothing but positive: MoSho, the cat rapper. (Who is kinda more of an R&B singer than a rapper). Born Dwayne Molock on the rough streets of Baltimore, he decided that the best way to escape the tough life was to become a computer programmer, move to Portland, adopt three hairless sphinx cats, and become a social media celebrity extolling the virtues of cats and positivity.

Here is one of this songs, entitled, "Cats in Portland", where he croons about his love of cats against the backdrop of the Willamette Riverfront.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoALhbaBH-E

And here, in "Love your cats" he talks about loving his cat, living in Portland, and also plays some classic video games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAnn1P3BOZg

He also has an Instagram where he hosts "Beautiful Cat Lady Wednesdays"

Basically, MoSho really likes cats. If you want to feel better about things, go visit "Cat World" with him.

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Aug 15, 2016

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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
:mrwhite:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
god drat it dude

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
omg he is promoting the breeding cats with no fur

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
this just in

black dude acts white and life improves

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Jeff Sichoe posted:

this just in

black dude acts white and life improves

Cats were first domesticated in Africa, so maybe white people with cats are "acting black"

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
holy gently caress i'm like 24% more tolerant of diversity now thanks man

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

glowing-fish posted:

Cats were first domesticated in Africa, so maybe white people with cats are "acting black"

i read they really weren't, they mostly stayed outside and just sort of "got used" to us and weren't really truly domesticated until like the last 100 years

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
cats own thanks for sharing

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
dwayne molock is a pretty cool name actually

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Maldoror posted:

i read they really weren't, they mostly stayed outside and just sort of "got used" to us and weren't really truly domesticated until like the last 100 years

You have a cat avatar so I guess I believe you.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Here is a different rap about cats from a much better rapper (new york)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_KKiQiolk

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

glowing-fish posted:

Cats were first domesticated in Africa, so maybe white people with cats are "acting black"

the cats that spread throughout the world originated in Africa but they werent ever domesticated like dogs or ruminants. They just hung around and we let them because they're cute and kill pests.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Here is a different rap about cats from a much better rapper (new york)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_KKiQiolk

P sure that this predates web 3.0 and is therefore irrelevant. Thanks for updating us with "hey have you heard X yet..." news from 2004 tho

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

glowing-fish posted:

P sure that this predates web 3.0 and is therefore irrelevant. Thanks for updating us with "hey have you heard X yet..." news from 2004 tho

Sorry that post doesn't reflect the values Dwayne Molock has taught me what I meant to say is thanks for sharing and I look forward to watching your video!

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Do you guys think Ja Rule sounds like Cookie Monster too

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ironic millennial music isn't funny or good, be glad you still have 2004

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
someone told me they paid to go to a lil dicky show?? the low level jew from yourtube? what a time to be a music fan

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME POSTS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=114&perpage=40#post447051278

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=91&perpage=40#post444280066

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634
cats are the worst meme

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Cats are great

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

someone told me they paid to go to a lil dicky show?? the low level jew from yourtube? what a time to be a music fan

That can't be true

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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

someone told me they paid to go to a lil dicky show?? the low level jew from yourtube? what a time to be a music fan

Dicky is good tho, his music explores masculinity in a p funny way, but lol at paying to see him live.

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