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they have BBQ pulled pork at my Costco eatery but I don't know how common it is
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I bought an air conditioner from Costco like 3 years ago, last summer it broke cause I dropped it putting it in the window. I took it back to Costco hoping they could repair it or something since I had long since lost the owners manual. they refused to repair it and instead offered me a full refund for a broken 3 year old air conditioner, their return policy is loving crazy.
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my vacuum croaked for good last week, imma go buy a Costco vacuum on my Costco card, prolly grab a Costco pizza and fill my car with Costco gas while I'm there
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shoophobo posted:May the cost be with you. may you park in peace and save some more
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there's two Costco's near me, one is smaller and is where every Asian in the whole entire world shops and is less a store and more a Fury Road-esque warzone. the other is a little further out in the burbs but is bigger and 10x more chill because most people out here balk at having to drive all of 15 minutes.
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Grem posted:I haven't bought a second box of loving trash bags in many years, I don't know how many bags are in this loving thing but it's too huge roles and it's not even close to running out. Two big rear end rolls and they appear to break the laws of physics or are literally Jesus. I have the visa and can confirm it's good as hell
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Detective No. 27 posted:Does Costco even do gas at those baby states where self-serve is illegal? yeah and it rules cause I have zero interest in pumping gas in the wind and rain like a loving peasant
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Chinatown posted:i love how people feel some sense of superiority that they dont have to perform one of the easiest tasks i life aka putting liquid into a container yeah it rules
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thathonkey posted:they have some of those curved tvs at my work i think they are actually worse thn non-curved somehow like wtf is the point of that I asked a costco salesman once what the point of a curved TV was and he just shrugged and said he had no idea
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uli2000 posted:Top notch. Not a single loving peanut in the lot. Mostly cashews, which I hate more than peanuts, but my wife eats those. you loving monster
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GORDON posted:Took forever for Jacksonville, NC to get an Olive Garden because the owner of the local lovely italian restaurant was on city counsel. who the gently caress would want an olive garden?
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lol if you ain't getting a big rear end tin of costco peanuts just lol
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I just got my Costco Free Money Check for using their credit card last month. thanks for the free money costco
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yeah I wish
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Kirkland Light Beer loving rules cause it's $22 for 48 beers
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KakerMix posted:Bought a motherfuckin' TREE at Costco my bros, 12 ft Fishtail palm for $60 goddam dollars. That's easily half the price if not more anywhere else. gettin a load of that dog
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if you ain't never got yourself a big rear end wheel of kirkland brie for four loving dollars then you are missing out.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Costco's stuff won't necessarily be the cheapest but it will usually be the best at that price point. I've had very few Costco duds. I gladly pay a lil extra at Costco to get that sick return policy. like I posted earlier I broke my Costco air conditioner by being a stupid idiot and even though it was 3 years old and I broke it they took it back in exchange for $300 cash money that I definitely did not spend entirely on hot dogs.
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Rad-daddio posted:My boss's nephew is married to the heiress of the Kirkland brand. I met her once, and she's really chill and down to earth. The nephew that she married is a completely useless manchild, though. I used to bang the Winco heiress back in college, which was cool for awhile. she used to casually buy me expensive poo poo like laptops and bikes. but fear not, for now my only true love is a big ol dog and 20oz soda for a buck goddamn fiddy.
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oregon costcos don't have hard liquor (all state controlled) but at least we don't have a loving bullshit sales tax. dogs are a buck fiddy and by god that's what I shell out, no more no less.
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Chinatown posted:The real pro move is to order a pizza to go at the register inside the store. ![]()
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So one of my local costcos has poke salad and/or straight up sashimi in their refrigerated prepared foods. Anyone have experience before i drop 15 bucks on lovely tasting fish? (Obviously getting a dog and a combo slice either way) I had costco poke at a party and it was good. Better than most grocery store poke but not as good as something you'd get from a restaurant or specialty truck.
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just got back from Costco, got a few essentials, some high quality local cheese (3yr aged white cheddar from coastal pastures), also stoked cause the good as hell Kirkland chicken broth now comes in 6 packs instead of 4 packs. my final purchase was 3 (!) fuckin enormous heritage tomato plants. 3 different varieties including brandywine (!!), gonna see what does best in my limited sunlight. each one is nearly 2 feet tall and the entire 3 pack was only $9 drat dollars. also you know I treated the wife to fine dining in the food court cause I am a gentleman
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Tato posted:It was actually a complete distraction. While the one set of guys were going after the fake jewelry, the REAL crew was making off with sacks full of delicious all-beef hot dogs, chicken bakes, and pizzas. mother of god no!!
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Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:I've been slowly losing weight by cutting carbs, sticking to an Atkins-style diet, and starting to exercise for the first time in my life, so as tempting as the $1.50 dog 'n' soda combo was, I abstained. But I bought a bunch of new mustards and a new jar of sauerkraut yesterday, and dogs have been sounding good, so for the first time ever, I bought the pack of Kirkland quarter-pound beef franks, the same ones they serve in the store. I ended up with 14 big-rear end dogs for $10, and already portioned them out in freezer bags, with some ready to cook when I get home tomorrow. They won't be quite the same without buns, but the drat fine quality of the dogs and exciting new mustards will make up for it. I had a roommate who was no carb and the Costco Dog Slingers would happily serve him up a bunless polish dog with kraut and mustard.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:I made a discovery today friends! Kirkland individually sealed frozen chicken breasts. This is gonna take my no flavor sous vide chicken to the next level! Praise be! I have been buying a big bag of those chicken titties once a month, every month, for the last 5ish years. super easy to store and they make great meals every time. sometimes I pound em flat and fry a few up for breakfast, sometimes I dice em and add that Costco pesto, toss with pasta and you got yourself a piss easy dinner that makes plenty of leftovers. now that I'm thinking about it I've never gotten anything from Costco freezers that didn't turn out good.
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eating out of one of these right now also the metal tins of blistered peanuts are the best peanuts
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Bobcats posted:The Tire Center is awesome because if the tire gets hosed up by whatever it's a cheap replacement how cheap?
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Rutibex posted:funeral parlors work like movie theaters, no outside coffins. you think these guys are idiots? I'm just gonna sneak a coffin in my cargo shorts pocket
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VideoTapir posted:Anyone else's Costco carry game hens? Mine doesn't anymore, and that was the main reason we signed up. the rotisserie chickens are down for pretty much anything
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I've been in Costco for like an hour and a half just chillin waiting for my 4 new tires ($70 off the set till the end of the month)
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Nfcknblvbl posted:If it makes you feel any better, they will terminate your membership permanently if you gently caress with them too much (like buying and returning electronics all the drat time). I actually witnessed a member termination once. poo poo was intense.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:what, you're just going to tease us with this story and not give any deets? it's not a long story, I was in line to return a bookcase when the woman at the front of the line just blew up. she was shouting and screaming at the Costco lady behind the counter about how they had to take the return, you can't terminate my account, I'll sue you, etc. The receipt checker (a fat old guy) ran over saying that he was calling the cops to make her leave. she stormed out screaming and cussing at everyone. looking back the funniest part is how all the customers couldn't have given less of a poo poo. people didn't even move out of their place in receipt check line.
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pacerhimself posted:Got my tires installed today, ate a dog while waiting. did you get the $70 off instantly set because I know I did
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Dely Apple posted:Discounted cargo shorts and cases of Monster, you'd think that would bring in some goon traffic. the Kirkland t-shirts are seriously great
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Dr. Capco posted:Lmao @ stupid retard Amex for giving up their Costco deal due to nothing but their own greed. now now it wasn't just because of their greed. it's also because they think they're a highly prestigious brand that shouldn't be hobnobbing with lowly proles
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BaconCopter posted:Any 'stco goons dare experience the hell that has got to be Costco on the Saturday of Memorial Day Weekend? I drove by ours and it was loving packed to the rafters, all spaces full and lines of cars circling endlessly
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Pennywise the Frown posted:How are you guys getting sauerkraut? Do you have to ask for it because I only have the onion tumbler thing? ask for it at the counter when you order
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You guys may have just changed my life. go in peace and bland no more
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 02:07 |
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insulated staircase posted:this kirkland steak jerky is real good, thanks whoever recommended! do note that if you don't finish the bag inside 3 days (lol) you need to refrigerate the rest
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