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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

let's end on a bang.
:wink:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So: who's gonna get a fetus this year?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Icon Of Sin posted:

SERGEANT CHOWDOWN coffee mug
Holy poo poo, I would love to get a Chowdown mug.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Dear Satan,

I have been especially naughty this year. I would like one truckload of good doggies and another of tennis balls.

Hail Satan,

Naked Bear

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's about to go down. :getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
But they keep on giving! :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's on like Donkey Kong! :rock:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
We only ever talk about distended buttholes in here.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Icon Of Sin posted:

I'm a medium/large, and coffee/alcohol are always welcome here. I'm a grad student...:gonk:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I think my santee is dead
Is it full of food items and/or sex toys? The person might just be... busy.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Almost ready! Gotta hustle to get it in the air in time. :ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

i won't catch the gay if you've touched it right? :ohdear:
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe... I wonder where my glove will go...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahaha what the hell :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"EACH RACCOON HAT VARIES BECAUSE REAL RACCOON"

"GREAT FOR MOUNTAIN MAN RENDEZVOUS" :lol:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Jesus

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahahaha that rules.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Uh, oh, there's a box here! I'm gonna go dig out some rubber gloves and post it up in a bit!

Should I be worried? I am worried.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, my.

It's... it's more beautiful than I ever imagined.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
OK, here we go!





Satan has seen fit to bless me with art which come from the groin heart:





Some very fine literature:



Awww yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this :tutbutt:



And finally, the pièce de résistance:



I don't have any frames on hand, so this will have to do for now. Conveniently enough, there are already a few hooks where I will be able to showcase these incredible works!



Thank you, Satan Pesticide! :buddy:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 17, 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

I just want to point out to anyone that missed it that I made the pubes out of 12s
It really is magnificent.

p.s. Finally got everything together for my Santee, so this will be on the way soon.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear posted:

Awww yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this :tutbutt:

This one goes out to a very special lady man. :wink:



Is that a flashbang in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?



Am I flexing? Why don't you come over here and find out, bb? :bigtran:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

I did not expect that butt booster to be put to use. I thought it was sort of silly and would get a laugh, definitely didn't expect any modeling to occur.

Hekk posted:

You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you.
;)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Rounds complete.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:



This is really sweet and he loves it.
Awww :3:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Here are some good Christmas tunes to put everybody in a good Christmas mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwig2AtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56mlHB2qf4

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A package has been delivered! :getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Lookit that tail! :buddy: Have a good one, dude!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is amazing.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Those little ones are fuckin' sweet. My old man got one recently and it is the tits. It just so happens that there's one in my Amazon cart right now.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:eyepop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Deathy McDeath posted:

Turn off the lights.
ahahahahahaha holy poo poo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I think it's designed so that you can lay back in comfort while somebody shoves a dick in your mouth.

Maybe the holes on the sides are so that people can remind you how many more cocks are waiting.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just like last year, I'm still willing to send revenge "gifts" to anyone ultimately deemed a scrooge.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Better get to it, troop.

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