|
Papercut posted:I just remembered OJ Mayo. What is going on with OJ Mayo? He never could decide whether to be a condiment or a breakfast drink when he grew up.
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2018 01:20
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:34 |
|
|
Doltos posted:Ron Baker's season in a nut shell Future NBA coach right there calling it now.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2018 01:32
|
|
|
Ghost Dog posted:hes also an mvp thief which isnt a respectable vocation either Steals are a valuable statistic
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2018 16:48
|
|
|
Tae posted:25k for a unicycle?? I agree Real estate in the Bay Area is outrageous
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2018 20:47
|
|
|
R.D. Mangles posted:big news haha yeah you can't make that stuff up
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2018 01:28
|
|
posted:
|
Zogo posted:Who is the TOUGHEST former/current NBA player? Maybe a future poll question. You ever see Shaq in Conan the Barbarian? The answer is always Wilt.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2018 01:32
|
|
|
R.D. Mangles posted:Griffin: (just popping in for a set at The Store) Hey, you know how a lot of basketball players wear numbers like 5 or 16? Well I do something a little differently. (Takes off blazer to reveal a number 27,000,000 jersey). But that's just me. Am I right, fellas?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2018 03:58
|
|
|
D-Rose is like "Hey man, we all gently caress up. Even me. Haha, not really, but seriously" edit- If he'd done a psych like Neymar and pulled his hand away, IT would have just vanished into a puff of smoke.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2018 04:25
|
|
|
Zogo posted:12 My point exactly. Wilt, Andre the Giant, Ahnold roll into any drat bar they want to. Drinks on the House. The only Conan Shaq will ever be in is Late Night Conan rolling with Charles Barkley. And I mean rolling.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2018 17:33
|
|
|
Ghost Dog posted:cool buff man? more like clam buffoon Shouldn't you be in class?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2018 19:25
|
|
|
Ghost Dog posted:shouldnt you eat my rear end "You ain't got enough rear end in yore britches" is a real thing I heard a big old boy say one time when he was ready to go to fists. He'd been a hot Cardinals pitching prospect back in the day until he went up to St. Louis for a tryout and promptly threw his arm out. Came back home and went to work in the construction biz, made a few mil, tripled it in oil, lost all that when it went bust. Aren't you glad you assed
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2018 20:13
|
|
|
scuz posted:https://twitter.com/CavsNationNet/status/960582770044100608 Their problems started when they shopped Kyrie around and it and LeBron's attitude got back to him. Not that losing those guys would really be the same. Cleveland has a Brooklyn 1st, is that right? That's more in the neighborhood.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2018 21:05
|
|
|
R.D. Mangles posted:I felt it was time to move on after I got punched in the face so hard that my beard rotated around and ended up on the back ofmy neck and everyone in the oorganization pretended to punch me before doing a hair smooth lol
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2018 21:20
|
|
|
Athanatos posted:If Lance hits his first shot and his first behind the back pass the Pacers will win. You need to parlay that.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2018 00:25
|
|
|
chunkles posted:James Harden and Chris Paul engaging in the third most dangerous possible activity for a basketball player (behind moped driving and night tennis) He's a lefty like me and no finesse, just a straight hammer to the pocket. edit- I can hear you thinking Fred Flintstone, ghost dog, go ahead and get the easy lols Mr. Mambold fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 6, 2018 |
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2018 01:08
|
|
|
morestuff posted:Apparently Charlotte is thinking of hiring Mitch Kupchak as their new GM. I have zero idea how good he'd be since the Lakers and Hornets jobs are basically polar opposites Awright, who here is Michael Jordan's SomethingAwful post analyst that saw me ask Rick about Kupchak? Show yourself.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2018 20:26
|
|
|
scuz posted:I'm unironically uneasy around King Cake Baby. same. That guy creeps me out and I've seen a few in my day. Metapod posted:please god not another foye butler or fisher What was the talk about Avery Bradley?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2018 01:09
|
|
|
Ghost Dog posted:wall is right tho gortat only gets garbage rear end baskets Gortat physically picked up Zaza and threw him down, breaking Durant. He has his uses.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2018 01:35
|
|
|
Metapod posted:I wouldn't mind iso joe but that's more cause I love him than me believing he's still iso joe. I hope they bring perk in as a coach to teach dakari how to set illegal screens Perk's useful time to become a coach was when they could have amnestied him and kept Jim Big Beard Harden on the payroll. Who would Danny want for your homeboy Marcus? Wasn't someone tossing his name around?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2018 02:13
|
|
|
Carlosologist posted:lol what the gently caress is that, there's literally no contact Wet floor, home team responsibility. .... 
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2018 16:53
|
|
|
Cool Buff Man posted:He's a DS (Dwight Survivor) so he's twitchy and missing hair but he's more or less intact. He's also got ptsd and easily triggered by loud farts, but otherwise he's a productive member of society
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2018 22:16
|
|
|
Hahaha. *Marathon Man evil Nazi Laurence Olivier voice* Iss it zafe?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2018 19:54
|
|
|
*Thumbs through the Bible for quotes* "How the tiny have fallen"
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2018 20:21
|
|
|
Someone should photoshop that ball into Lakers colors or jersey but not me I don't do that sort of thing
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2018 21:15
|
|
|
Kibner posted:Mardi Gras is about to really get going this weekend and I thought it would be a great time to start dressing for the season. JEsus Christ Kibner! That thing is like Chucky!
|
|
#
¿
Feb 9, 2018 19:21
|
|
|
Redgrendel2001 posted:It's almost always golf and baseball. Is there a Fultz whisperer in the House? I bet Kyrie could fix him. and the forums are broken? Anybody else seeing just text?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 9, 2018 19:25
|
|
|
Paul Zuvella posted:Lonzo Ball is a loving tool He's not the sharpest one in the drawer either. Can we petition Elon Musk to fire Lonzo and the K****s into the sun? edit- it shows up blank for me, I've got a K*** filter haha Metapod posted:Ben Simmons is not an all star and isn't better than any of the players that are He's got some very smooth moves, he's good.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 10, 2018 20:52
|
|
|
Libertine posted:Lebron and Durant are rightfully villified for their Miami / Golden State moves because they created anti-competitive environments in entire conferences. The only reason to villify LeBron for that was that asinine Decision horseshit. He left the land of Comic Sans bitch memo. Durant molted into full bitch status by leaving OKC without having the balls to tell Russ or Collison beforehand. Just packed a cardboard suitcase and scrammed. edit AggressivelyStupid posted:lebron didnt put money back into the pocket of a turbo capitalist tech bro piece of poo poo though yeh
|
|
#
¿
Feb 10, 2018 21:35
|
|
|
Papercut posted:LeBron was a Pat Riley enabler, which is even worse *LeBron* Hail Satan®
|
|
#
¿
Feb 10, 2018 22:39
|
|
|
JoeCL posted:He cruelly murdered greatest all time Czech Tomas Satoransky. Now the Wizards are literally out of point guards and will have to sign *checks notes* Derrick Rose? Goddammit. lol. *Scott Brooks looks at notes* "Ah, let's see what Derek's up to" Paul Zuvella posted:Also Bobby Portis looks crazy and has a history of dangerously violent headshots Even when he's smiling- or maybe especially when he's smiling you get the uh-ohs Arkansas bar brawl incoming.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 11, 2018 17:01
|
|
|
Elrobot posted:Albrecht Dürer x Mickey Mouse If so, that would be the classiest coolest thing about him by far
|
|
#
¿
Feb 12, 2018 02:39
|
|
|
euphronius posted:When love comes back will they do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8EZN9Tt9Yg&t=221s pubic works project posted:Well he does have a face only a mother could love.... I think not, no woman in her right mind anyway
|
|
#
¿
Feb 12, 2018 17:15
|
|
|
Dexo posted:I remember a dude getting poo poo at when he took full on charges and tried to call offensive fouls in a pickup game. A dude calling 3 seconds would get laughed off the court I remember one of my best friends doing a drawn out 2-step to the basket for a layup 50 years ago in after-school pickup games, and we'd get so damned mad. They call it Eurostep today. His dad was clever in the same sort of way. They became oil multi-millionaires.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 14, 2018 01:23
|
|
|
G-Hawk posted:jimbo had a step back attempt go awry. 5 lashes. The fatal hesi stepback jimbo
|
|
#
¿
Feb 14, 2018 16:41
|
|
|
MOVIE MAJICK posted:Bosh and Vince to Raptors please That would be kinda poetic for Bosh to finish, erm, his career with Toronto. Dude has your frogav always messed with his bowtie and I'm just now seeing it? edit- but he'd be welcome with his old banana boat pal Melo in OKC too. And limited minutes!
|
|
#
¿
Feb 15, 2018 22:00
|
|
|
This is a stupid take tweet, friend.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 16, 2018 01:13
|
|
|
patonthebach posted:Its rap lyrics. I don't think DeMar is having his bell lets talk #mentalhealth moment. Probably both. He's not just honking out some rap lyrics for the beat.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 17, 2018 19:21
|
|
|
Cool Buff Man posted:Goddamn Vivek looks like Hitler Looks more like a pedo who'd love to groom strapping young men if he was a billionaire Punkin Spunkin posted:Well who doesn't enjoy honking out rap lyrics from time to time Me. They're garbage. Try some Shakespeare rear end in a top hat jus kiddn' but not really kiddn' about Shakespeare
|
|
#
¿
Feb 17, 2018 20:46
|
|
|
Crazy Ted posted:What if I told you that a long time ago in a non-parallel universe she and Keith Olbermann were actually in a brief relationship? What if I told you Keith Olbermann turned gay right after that.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 17, 2018 23:46
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:34 |
|
|
BWV posted:JJ Reddick needs to sit down with Stephon Marbury and Yao before Sino-American relationships are tainted forever. JJ works it out where Yao fires him from a massive T-shirt gun into a bowl of ramen. Crisis averted. edit- a tiny, Chinese bowl of ramen
|
|
#
¿
Feb 18, 2018 20:39
|
|