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purple death ray posted:So if you sit down and flush does it just vacuum the poop out your colon? Assuming you manage to form a complete seal I guess fyi this would require a Crap Gasket (tm) of wetted tp between the seat and bowl
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cash crab posted:i won a polka contest in alberta gym class because we diverted from regular line dancing that year. i won some candy. this is my contribution to the conversation and also the thread in gerneral because everybody should pity us for growing up in alberta I was in grade 7, and thankfully temporarily out of Alberta, when Achy Breaky Heart was enormous We still had to line dance to it because it was small town BC where the only radio station was country, and Achy Breaky Heart was enormous, but honestly it could have been worse gently caress sometimes I think I talk about that place like it was Nam
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cash crab posted:Oh, animal abuse is also a no-no. Post that and you will definitely be... something'ed. I'll figure it out if it happens. I was going to ask if that included like the thing where the guy hucked that raccoon down the stairs, but then, I realized who I was talking to not that I;ve ever posted content in this thread mind
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Picnic Princess posted:I did learn that geese are afraid of umbrellas, though. The next time it came after me I opened my umbrella at it and it stopped in its tracks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0vvYHuA10U&t=77s
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Tony Snark posted:A Nazi that didn't eat a bullet or flee to Argentina and had to ran to the other side to survive because he's a total pissant, that's never happened before. If ze fash tweets go out, who cares vhere zey set? It's not my department, says Tim Gionet
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Imagined posted:Baked Alaska saw himself as a performance artist. I don't think he believes in anything. If it triggered and outraged and more people and generated more lulz to be a super woke socialist he'd have done that instead. He's the grown up equivalent of a toddler whose parents get upset when he says "poo poo" in front of Grandma so he thinks that's the height of comedy. Did you just unironically Walter Sobchak the thread? As in "Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos"?
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The Lebowski quote was the character trying to slam nihilists for being worse than Nazis, because by comparison, nihilists didn't even have an ethos. It's been long enough since I've seen the movie that I don't remember if there was a specific reason he picked national socialism in particular to compare nihilists to, or if it was just "nazis terrible"
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Mount Rundle in Banff National Park. It can be a pretty steep drop off that side. In the full video you can kinda make out where it went - I don't know if he ever got it back but I doubt it. https://youtu.be/rA1Nn52HCU4
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why are there butt cams? So you can see what the rider's doing (and all the advertising logos on their gear) while also looking forward
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MizPiz posted:Genuinely surprised someone JEBed this early Which reminds me, whatever happened to Howard Dean? Was he revealed to be a trash person in the ensuing years between HYEEAAARGH and now? Because I always thought it was kind of unfair how he got poo poo on for that, and in the Age of Trump a passionate shriek shouldn't at all be a disqualifier for office
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Bet he moves in two blocks from Laguna Seca and starts whining about all the loud cars on the weekend
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Apparently that was the dark haired woman's debut fight (and her family had flown in from overseas to watch the bout, and the blonde woman was a last minute replacement) but the suspicion was that the promoters Xplode Fight Series set it up just to pad her record because they did that sort of poo poo all the time.
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FishMist posted:at least 2 Stephen King short stories come to mind... ... It'll make your foot longer than you'd think?
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Eh, that was kinda flat Tire(d and emotional) gauge
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canyoneer posted:Kids grow up, develop, learn things. No, that's also kids
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Beethovens Fist Symphony posted:Also the US Navy Chief of Information is named Charlie Brown. Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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Garrand posted:Blue is kerosene by the way I also thought it was for potable water. Good thing I've never seen a blue jug in the wild, let alone when I was thirsty.
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Garbage bins in parks in Alberta and BC are almost uniformly of this type: https://www.alberta.ca/deterrants-bear-resistant-garbage-disposal.aspx The lid is latched, the latch is operated by a push-bar up inside the recessed handles. I'm always irrationally worried about someone having smeared poop or old mayo or axle grease or something up in there.
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Firing randomly into the air makes perfect sense in the era of drone warfare. The wedding you save might be your own
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I get the feeling Democrat governments are actually better for profits for the firearms manufacturers. I remember reading in TFR back when Obama was still in the white house that there was a shortage on .22LR, normally the most common and readily available ammunition, for years.
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LawfulWaffle posted:This is part of a long thread of Vince McMahan stories Goddamn if these don't read like Bill Brasky stories except about a garbage human after a while https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1125317266042695682?s=20
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E: like so
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Bobby Digital posted:
gently caress you, go have a juice hall putsch instead
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purple death ray posted:Meanwhile a beekeeper somewhere is opening up a big case of crickets and is not happy I was thinking we needed a gif of crickets descending upon a spelling bee (or a quilting bee)
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It's like if a Kelly cartoon grew fingers and a twitter account. All that's missing are the moustache and the whiskey sours
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Gordon Lightfoot tried to warn us. So'd Stan Rogers. (I know it's Huron here, not Superior, it's still a huge lake)
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