Schadenfreude Thread: AHHHHHHHHH

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/1hTK9be.mp4

# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:36

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:24

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1hTK9be.mp4

is there any way to stop these from coming in absolutely massive? I have to scroll to see the bottom half of this.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:39

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Huntersoninski posted:

dissemble no more! I admit the deed!-tear up the treadmill-here,here!- It is the squeaking of its hideous heart

# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:47

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ilmucche posted:

is there any way to stop these from coming in absolutely massive? I have to scroll to see the bottom half of this.

That's what she said

# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:54

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

# ? Apr 22, 2019 20:57

Andos El Pantos: May 7, 2004

ilmucche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

Dog doesn't even care :3:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:08

Pulsarcat: Feb 7, 2012

ilmucche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

I can't tell who is having more fun, the dog or the announcer.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:25

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Pulsarcat posted:

I can't tell who is having more fun, the dog or the announcer.

"Here we go WAOEEEEEEEEE!" <laughs>

That's amazing.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:28

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

Queen Combat posted:

"Here we go WAOEEEEEEEEE!" <laughs>

That's amazing.

They're both having too much fun. The dog goes over the triangle thing and he manages to finish his sentence then cracks up again. I thought the dog was going to eat it for sure.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:37

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

There's so many great videos of dogs doing obstacle courses. This one is always a favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjqtwNUE148

It reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwkCP6zJl4g

ilmucche posted:

I thought the dog was going to eat it for sure.

I swear there was a video that went pretty viral a few years back where a dog did exactly that but I can't find it. I think it was another Jack Russel and it launched itself so hard over the triangle that it completely cleared it and did a forwards somersault before it landed.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 21:57

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I swear there was a video that went pretty viral a few years back where a dog did exactly that but I can't find it. I think it was another Jack Russel and it launched itself so hard over the triangle that it completely cleared it and did a forwards somersault before it landed.

Jack Russels are like a 500cc motorcycle engine strapped onto a 250cc frame.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:42

Pook Good Mook: Aug 6, 2013; ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Still the best dog-course failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM&t=50s

The best boy.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 22:52

Fatty: Sep 13, 2004; Not really fat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's so many great videos of dogs doing obstacle courses. This one is always a favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjqtwNUE148

Honestly the fact that beast managed to make it through with only one error makes me think it should have won.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:20

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

ilmucche posted:

is there any way to stop these from coming in absolutely massive? I have to scroll to see the bottom half of this.

There's a tampermokey script that I can never remember how to search for that fixes this.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:23

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

toplitzin posted:

There's a tampermokey script that I can never remember how to search for that fixes this.

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Remove the BB tags the forums adds in. Change the dimensions to what works for your screen.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:27

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

gschmidl posted:

This includes things like ABSOLUTELY HAVING TO HAVE specific GameCube controllers that are broken in a specific way, CRTs, and no fun ever, as well as

Slightly removed from the Pokemon players who threw actual human feces in a hotel, but not by far.

for some reason smash nerds are uniquely filthy.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:39

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

ilmucche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

The only schad here is that it hurts my back when I laugh.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 00:04

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

jobson groeth posted:

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Remove the BB tags the forums adds in. Change the dimensions to what works for your screen.

Perfect, thanks!

# ? Apr 23, 2019 00:19

Raldikuk: Apr 7, 2006; I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

ilmucche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

Dang that's one good doggo

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:42

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you check my posting history in this thread you'll see that I watch a lot of skateboarding 'Hall of Meat' fail videos but this compilation had a few things I hadn't seen before. The clip at 1:18 made me go ^{^EEEEEEEE}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R87v8HPvQLw

I watch these things every time you link them and every time you link them I regret watching them.

That bit at 1:18 wasn't even that bad but it made me have just this feeling in the pit of my stomach I'd rather not have.

ilmucche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI

Then I watched this and all was right with the world.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:46

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

Sestze posted:

In Video Game News, Hungrybox is a competitive smash player that just won a pretty big tournament after a bracket reset, coming down to the final round. He's been maligned in the Melee community for his jigglypuff play, there's a meme that's been circling around regarding the dancing crabs with the phrase "HUNGRYBOX IS KILLING MELEE"

...and someone threw a crab at him.

https://twitter.com/coneyzz/status/1120116882160476166

the guy that tossed the crab was found and has been permanently banned from all future smash events.

https://twitter.com/Zer0_Strikerrrr/status/1120125623060639746

Reminds me of one of the greatest things to ever happen at a Magic: the Gathering event.

Should have been a wake-up call that the game has an image problem, but sadly resulted in this hero getting a pretty disproportionately severe ban from the game instead because of course it did. I think it was 2 years. For comparison, people caught cheating have gotten 6 months, if anything (usually just a DQ in that specific event); repeat cheaters have gotten a year.

An infamous cheater banned half a dozen times was even invited to one of the premier championship events (happy ending, though: he finally ate a lifetime ban like a week later for cheating at a really low-level event with almost nothing at stake, because he's just that big a dick and/or cheats as a reflex now).

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:05

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH0pXZQ5I4

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

uber_stoat posted:

for some reason smash nerds are uniquely filthy.

Some places started handing out deodorant at the events. All nerd gatherings have their stink but Smash stink is apparently exceptionally bad.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk

This one will always be my favorite.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:11

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Reminds me of one of the greatest things to ever happen at a Magic: the Gathering event.

Should have been a wake-up call that the game has an image problem, but sadly resulted in this hero getting a pretty disproportionately severe ban from the game instead because of course it did. I think it was 2 years. For comparison, people caught cheating have gotten 6 months, if anything (usually just a DQ in that specific event); repeat cheaters have gotten a year.

An infamous cheater banned half a dozen times was even invited to one of the premier championship events (happy ending, though: he finally ate a lifetime ban like a week later for cheating at a really low-level event with almost nothing at stake, because he's just that big a dick and/or cheats as a reflex now).

This man is a hero but he was banned because his pictures meet all the definitions of creep shots in any other context. It was also only for six months and the guy took it in stride

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:15

Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

One of the cons I went to (pax I think) had "stink stickers" you could give to people. The person in question would get a sticker on their badge and they could "redeem" it at one of the info booths for a free deodorant, soap, and toothbrush/paste.

I think that idea has merit.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:19

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Control Volume posted:

This man is a hero but he was banned because his pictures meet all the definitions of creep shots in any other context. It was also only for six months and the guy took it in stride

18 months.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:40

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Antioch posted:

One of the cons I went to (pax I think) had "stink stickers" you could give to people. The person in question would get a sticker on their badge and they could "redeem" it at one of the info booths for a free deodorant, soap, and toothbrush/paste.

I think that idea has merit.

christ this is some sad poo poo.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:14

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Genuinely surprised someone JEBed this early

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1120495774754799616

# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:22

SuddenExpire: Jun 29, 2005; expired...

MizPiz posted:

Genuinely surprised someone JEBed this early

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1120495774754799616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

The internet never forgets

# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:26

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

MizPiz posted:

Genuinely surprised someone JEBed this early

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1120495774754799616

Well so much for her.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 04:54

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/RewC8WF.mp4

# ? Apr 23, 2019 04:55

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://i.imgur.com/EeqA43R.mp4

# ? Apr 23, 2019 05:49

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's so many great videos of dogs doing obstacle courses. This one is always a favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjqtwNUE148

Listen, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't do an agility course

# ? Apr 23, 2019 07:17

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Tree Bucket posted:

Listen, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a horse can't do an agility course

# ? Apr 23, 2019 07:24

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cTMbtKz.mp4

Snapping turtle schad: Found one trying to cross the road once and tried to lure him away with a stick. Instead of attacking the stick he crawls under my car where he vents his rage by trying to bite my tire for 20 minutes.

Still worth it though; I like those cantankerous assholes.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

I know Stallman has done that.

I can�t rule out Zizek also having done so.

Stallman is trash and Zizek, as we all, is already eating from the trash, ergo ipso facto benedicto cucumbobatcho Zizek has partaken of the footfood of Stallman.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/20/jordan-peterson-slavoj-zizek-happiness-capitalism-marxism

🤷

We used to have regulated capitalism and if there's someone who doesn't think it was literally the best thing ever, they're a complete rear end. :finland:

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 08:29 on Apr 23, 2019

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:26

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

the fall of the soviet union was the worst thing to happen to the west, because it empowered the ruling class of captialism to capture all regulatory bodies, all legislative bodies, all executive bodies and the entire economic system of the world and slowly privatized all public institutions while peeling back public options and regulations that acted as a barrier to exploitation by owners of capital

the schadenfreude? I guess its on us.

Former DILF has a new favorite as of 08:37 on Apr 23, 2019

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:35

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

To hear the people who lived through it talk about it living in the soviet union kind of loving sucked too, though, so :shrug:

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Malachite_Dragon posted:

To hear the people who lived through it talk about it living in the soviet union kind of loving sucked too, though, so

Living in the soviet union still sucks today. I guess there's a lot less murder though (at the moment) which is nice. There's still a lot of murder.

It's almost as bad as america.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:48

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:24

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Reminds me of one of the greatest things to ever happen at a Magic: the Gathering event.

Should have been a wake-up call that the game has an image problem, but sadly resulted in this hero getting a pretty disproportionately severe ban from the game instead because of course it did. I think it was 2 years. For comparison, people caught cheating have gotten 6 months, if anything (usually just a DQ in that specific event); repeat cheaters have gotten a year.

An infamous cheater banned half a dozen times was even invited to one of the premier championship events (happy ending, though: he finally ate a lifetime ban like a week later for cheating at a really low-level event with almost nothing at stake, because he's just that big a dick and/or cheats as a reflex now).

First they came for those that did not shower, and I did not speak out�
Because I showered regularly.

Then they came for those that couldn't sit without showing their rear end cracks, and I did not speak out�
Because I wear clothes that fit.

Then they came for those with gross beards, and I did not speak out�
Because I kept mine trim or shaved.

Then they came for the Nazis�because that's all that was left at a Magic: The Gathering event.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:58

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