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Samuringa posted:Sure, you could pay a mathmagician to cook up the perfect slide or you could test drive it yourself and now you know how many feet you gotta move the pool to do a perfect landing, for free. I'm not sure that landing in a kiddie pool with a foot of water in it would have made much of a difference
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Ride The Gravitron posted:This is past arming the teachers. They're training the hugs to take down the next school shooter. It's reasonable. I've certainly found myself disarmed by an unexpected hug.
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SpacePig posted:Oh, wait, I think I get it now. Do you mean it returns to neutral before you even make your turn? Like, you can push the handle, but once you're not pushing it, it returns to center and the signal stays on until the end of your turns? If it's what I have, you just push it a little bit so it doesn't click in place and instead it just flashes three times, for changing lanes. For actual turns you push it all the way where it stays on until you've completed a turn.
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Mar 22, 2018 21:29
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But it got funny again when she tased (ok stun gunned) him in the face
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Mar 23, 2018 15:10
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Says he was doing it to impress his friend but I bet he was actually making a "Your mom" joke edit: Dammit.
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Mar 27, 2018 20:12
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SiKboy posted:If it was me the silence of the engine would be entirely masked in the video with "FUCKOHFUCKFUCKFUCKOHFUUUUUUUCK". On a GoPro, no one can hear you poop your pants.
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SpacePig posted:I don't know if the dirt under him's too loose or what, but it's fascinating that he basically just does not accelerate at all in straightaway leading to the jump. It's hard to tell if he's even trying at all. I thought it looked like he slowed down a bit even. Maybe he lost his nerve?
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In his defense, if he had landed a foot further back, then he would have had lots of real pull-ups in his future.
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Fionas are always crazy. Always.
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Apr 12, 2018 21:36
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The “mix it shake it shoot it” is Tannerite, a legal explosive useful for long range shooting that only detonates with high caliber weapons (or blasting caps, I suppose). Also used by guys who want to fill an old car with it and blow their leg clean off.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you're a dashcam aficionado but you're sick of compilations that are padded out with near misses or traffic rules faux pas or old clips you've already seen then give this channel a go: Big fan of the way the cops arrived on the scene of the crash starting at 3:06. That's style.
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Garrand posted:Those things don't come off under the weight of a jersey. I've busted my head on those things, they are loving solid. Something else happened, although I can see why you might not have all the correct details for that part. If he hung the jersey not on the metal sprinkler head but on the bit of wax holding the plug in that would definitely do it. Those things just have a little wax or plastic piece or something that melts at certain temp, releasing a plug and allowing the water that’s been festering in the pipe for years to come out. Most people here probably know this but it’s not like the movies where they all turn on at the same time. That’s not even possible. They all have color coded slugs designed to melt and release the plug at a given temp. Ones in kitchen are normally higher temp than bedroom heads, etc.
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OutOfPrint posted:Man, that goes on for an embarrassingly long time. I wonder if his thought process was, "Well, I know this is too big to fit through this window, but they're all laughing at me in there, so I can't just walk away from this without getting something." I don't get why they don't start swinging at the guys arm with *something*. Bound to be a hammer or a broom or something they can use to discourage the guy. poo poo, pour hot coffee on him. That'd be funny.
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Hard to judge that one, no shoes to begin with. he was dead the whole time
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Am I the only one who can't watch these without yelling "PARKOUR!" every time they make a jump?
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Gynocentric Regime posted:I love all the news people calling this unprecedented, I was there for Kalapana Gardens where it was literally the same thing. It's the Big Island, it's not like it's entirely unexpected. How can it be at all unexpected when you live on a volcano?
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Keep your head on a swivel, my man. Also, he lost one shoe. Ima call him Lil Half Dead.
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steinrokkan posted:At least with bison you can rationalize it as "they are just big cows, i petted cows as a kid" Cheetahs are just big ol kitties. Which is probably why they didn't get eaten.
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May 11, 2018 21:35
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Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? Probably like Olympic moguls, combination of speed and skill.
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Was the mercedes jumping the light there? it looks like the fan would have been going through on a very orange yellow, but it still shouldn't have been green the other way yet I don't think.
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May 21, 2018 19:03
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How did drinking a beer make him pass out? Did she reverse Cosby him?
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Sestze posted:Posted in the Internet Culture Warriors who Self Own thread in GBS: So here's the full video. Seems really fake, but I can't put my finger on why exactly. I don't think the McDonald's people were in on it though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F51USBiNzd0
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I defy you to find a parent who hasn't wanted to do that at some point
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May 29, 2018 14:25
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That's mighty big of them, but then again she's probably not gonna get another shot, and 10% of nothing ain't much.
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Araenna posted:
Wait are you saying you’ve fallen for these before
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Zipperelli. posted:This woman has the most severe resting bitch face I've seen in a hot minute. Also, she has the smug look of an entitled rear end in a top hat. These ideas are solidified by her reaction to the water - instead of laughing it off and whatever, you can clearly tell what she's saying by reading her lips, and boy is she upset. lol what She got water up her nose I think. That's unpleasant.
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May 31, 2018 14:22
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Tell us about your mother
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May 31, 2018 14:36
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Those are some of the worst punches I've ever seen. Nice of the other guy to show him how to throw a proper haymaker though.
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You get pink eye, and you get pink eye, and you get pink eye...
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The schadenfreude is her gas tank is on the other side. https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/1010151081878392836
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Allegedly Allergic posted:I need sound for this one, badly. Seconded. Pretty sure he would have made it without the steel beam too. Bummer.
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Transmogrifier posted:Apparently Roseanne Barr is not happy about no longer being in television. It’s true. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf on a Memorial Day weekend Ambien bender.
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Zaphod42 posted:I think this may be the craziest resisting arrest video I've ever seen That initial cop was crazy patient. The one that showed up and started shooting at a moving vehicle filled with kids? Not so much.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why can't creepy weirdos go back to falling in love with strippers instead of Twitch streamers? I at least understand falling in love with strippers because they put their naked boobies in your face. That was my first thought, it seems exactly like my buddy who's always giving his money away to strippers and then hurt when it turns out they don't actually love him and maybe, just maybe, the nice things they were saying to him was because he was shoving hundred dollar bills in their panties.
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ilmucche posted:...do I want to know? I think it's girls with lots of cleavage talking softly and making weird noises. Honestly, given some of the stuff folks are jerking it to on the internet, it hardly rates as weird.
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BovineFury posted:There is a cop thread by the way. It sucks that it's the mechanic saying sorry over and over when the cops were dicks.
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Nonvalueadded User posted:That guy’s just showboating after the goal, right? No, a lot of times you see a guy kick it back into the net for extra emphasis or something, but AFAIK there's no reason for it, it's just the soccer equivalent of spiking the football. https://imgur.com/a/D8OEr2O
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Besesoth posted:It's on us. The DHS had an uncomfortably-familiar fourteen-word headline in February: We Must Secure The Border And Build The Wall To Make America Safe Again Don’t forget the arbitrary use of 88 as a statistical baseline in the next to last bullet point.
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