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Death Chicken
Aug 15, 2015


muskites incoming

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Peeny Cheez
Jan 31, 2008

PEPPERONI ON THE WALLS


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent
Ooh! Is it too late to get in on being immortalized in song by positing that Elon Musk's huge ween is actually an optical illusion created by his freakishly tiny balls?

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Death Chicken posted:

muskites incoming

shut it all down

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008




its true though; his conclusion if it being fine is incorrect however. plenty of companies have toxic, unsafe work cultures and terrible project planning.

not sure why that means that tesla should be worth more than functional automotive companies

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

Bhodi posted:

imagine a very serious prosecutor graveling "Do you recognize these words on this page, after the user shadenboner" to ol' musky

"...who is 'preg net'"

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Death Chicken posted:

muskites incoming

Should we get MUSKets to deal with them?

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent

Ok I have revised my opinion of this timeline from "worst" to "best".

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Doctor Rope

oh god the mod singularity is starting

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

exploded mummy posted:

oh god the mod singularity is starting

No my friend, it started eons ago.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



iospace posted:

Should we get MUSKets to deal with them?

Not at this distance, your honor.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010




Bread Liar

iospace posted:

No my friend, it started elons ago.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Excellent. The Arkham Asylum shower cam is operational once more.


iospace posted:

So, I found this thread thanks to twitter, and I know this is an older post of yours, but as an EE, this scares the ever living gently caress out of me.

Please tell me they had some sort of protection that kept the superchargers from activating accidentally, like say if some kid touched the prongs.

iirc theres some sort of challenge/auth with the car before itll start dumping that sweet sweet electricity

movax
Aug 30, 2008



iospace is my alt

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

gonna finally buy the taxman that new cyberspine with all this hn traffic

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET


someone posted it on reddit too if you wanna burn your eyes out https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMusk...about_problems/

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



by the way here's my soundcloud

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


movax posted:

ill start — I didn’t test and shipped a hardware (rtl) bug to orbit that precluded the recovery of a satellite

loll, that's gotta burn

from what I can divine, good NASA careers are built around satellites with a design life of X years that manage to survive 2X to 5X years (without being obsoleted by "same experiment or data collection, but next generation ")

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

duz posted:

iirc theres some sort of challenge/auth with the car before itll start dumping that sweet sweet electricity

That's good at least. At that power level... yeah...

I'm honestly surprised we haven't had cars explode while supercharging.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent

lol

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

$$ Pffft, what do squids know about spending money? $$



Grimey Drawer

iospace posted:

So, I found this thread thanks to twitter, and I know this is an older post of yours, but as an EE, this scares the ever living gently caress out of me.

Please tell me they had some sort of protection that kept the superchargers from activating accidentally, like say if some kid touched the prongs.

EE as well here, from my understanding, the chargers have the option of AC and DC output at varying levels adjustable on your model and charging needs. Software interlock apparently controls it, so you're not just gonna have kiddies tapping and zapping (I'd hope)

It's DC voltage so not quite as dangerous but lol @ the raw amount of wear and tear that much energy would put on off-the-shelf Li-ON battery assembly

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Not a Children posted:

EE as well here, from my understanding, the chargers have the option of AC and DC output at varying levels adjustable on your model and charging needs. Software interlock apparently controls it, so you're not just gonna have kiddies tapping and zapping (I'd hope)

It's DC voltage so not quite as dangerous but lol @ the raw amount of wear and tear that much energy would put on off-the-shelf Li-ON battery assembly

the state of EV charging puts VHS vs Betamax vs Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD to shame

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

You know ol Musky will be reading this at 3am tomorrow morning. Will he be calling Fart Powered Cars out on twitter as a pedo tho?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Not a Children posted:

EE as well here, from my understanding, the chargers have the option of AC and DC output at varying levels adjustable on your model and charging needs. Software interlock apparently controls it, so you're not just gonna have kiddies tapping and zapping (I'd hope)

It's DC voltage so not quite as dangerous but lol @ the raw amount of wear and tear that much energy would put on off-the-shelf Li-ON battery assembly

a COTS battery of questionable construction too boot.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

movax posted:

the state of EV charging puts VHS vs Betamax vs Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD to shame

Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD was no-contest. Sony beat everyone to the punch by making PS3s Blu-Ray players.

The problem is Tesla thinks its Apple when it comes to this poo poo. It can get away with using different charging methods because it's ~special~

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



guys how will i know when itís time to start a twitter or snapchat feud or w/e?????

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

$$ Pffft, what do squids know about spending money? $$



Grimey Drawer

movax posted:

the state of EV charging puts VHS vs Betamax vs Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD to shame

Yeah, I'm getting that from a cursory google

I'm gonna dig into it during a lunch break sometime and find out what horrors lurk beneath power system design steered by software engineers

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


President Beep posted:

guys how will i know when it’s time to start a twitter or snapchat feud or w/e?????

add azalea banks aa a friend or w/e and just let loose

movax
Aug 30, 2008



what do superchargers do in the cold? do they preheat the battery?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

movax posted:

what do superchargers do in the cold? do they preheat the battery?

What does your heart tell you.

Bund
Mar 2, 2007


where is the like button? I would like to recognize some good posts

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010




Bread Liar

Triglav posted:

someone posted it on reddit too if you wanna burn your eyes out https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMusk...about_problems/

quote:

I am skeptical as well. The whole post sounds like some bored engineer wanting to stir up the "normies". Way too many tech and engineering lingo compressed together in sentences.

quote:

upload a 30MB log via HTTPS POST
Um, ok. But that just reminds me of some quote in some funny movie: "You made me bleed...my own blood!". Mentioning "HTTPS POST" is redundant, unless you are trying to impress some non-technical people

someone doesnt http get it

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Bund posted:

where is the like button? I would like to recognize some good posts

Peeny Cheez
Jan 31, 2008

PEPPERONI ON THE WALLS


Bund posted:

where is the like button? I would like to recognize some good posts
*zziiiiiiiiiipppp*

right here thank u drive thru

movax
Aug 30, 2008



iospace posted:

What does your heart tell you.

thereís no way that it doesnít throttle charge current until the battery is above 0C or so to avoid permanently damaging the cells

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice

Schadenboner posted:

Has anyone called it "Buttesla" yet?

ive checked the laffchain and it looks fresh

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Zamujasa posted:

Um, ok. But that just reminds me of some quote in some funny movie: "You made me bleed...my own blood!". Mentioning "HTTPS POST" is redundant, unless you are trying to impress some non-technical people

someone doesnt http get it
[/quote]

yospos: compressed sentences

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

movax posted:

thereís no way that it doesnít throttle charge current until the battery is above 0C or so to avoid permanently damaging the cells

It's already damaging the cells anyway so why bother in the first place?

In other words, I wouldn't be surprised at all if this is the case.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.


Pillbug

Bund posted:

where is the like button? I would like to recognize some good posts
we have renamed the digg button

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



grahms....

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