akadajet posted:

bring back old gbs posted:

from the CSPAM teslol thread
its all good but the real poo poo is in the last 2 pages god drat


TL;DR:
-Tesla Whistleblower is informed that a robot arm had a pin on it that was puncturing battery cells, is shown ~1200 punctured battery cells in a container.

-Whistleblower confirms the punctured cells have been short circuited internally.

-Whistleblower later notices the container is empty and finds out other Tesla employees have been filling the puncture holes with glue, and marking them as good.

-Whistleblower uses the inventory tracking system to find out where the cells ended up. 732 of the punctured cells ended up in Tesla Model 3's that were already on their way to customers.

-Tesla disables the inventory tracking system that allowed Whistleblower to do this.

-Musk goes on twitter and says the Whistleblower sabotaged Tesla operations.



jfc Musk is going to kill somebody with this poo poo and he will never be held accountable for it.

quote:

Musk grabs a coffee-table book published by The Onion and starts leafing through it, laughing hysterically. “In order to understand the essential truth of things,” he theorizes, “I think you can find it in The Onion and occasionally on Reddit.”

Afterward, he asks excitedly, “Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?” And the conversation bounces from that animated show to South Park to The Simpsons to the book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

One of the lines from Hitchhiker’s, Musk says, ended up being Musk Family Rule Number One: “Don’t panic.”

“The boys were quite skittish about all kinds of things,” Riley explains.

“That’s our other rule,” Musk continues. “Safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.”

PleasureKevin posted:

https://twitter.com/valuedissenter/status/1024675571521843200?s=21

oh no

Sagebrush posted:

DON'T
PUT
VIDEO
GAMES
IN
YOUR
DASHBOARD

BIGFOOT EROTICA posted:

lol

Jonny 290 posted:

somebody paid $75,000 for that and thinks they have a luxury car

obstipator posted:

lol that tesla stock went up 16% yesterday

Cocoa Crispies posted:

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

canyoneer posted:

cannibalism joke

quote:

This is not a cult stock. Tesla stock is dramatically undervalued based on its leadership role in self-driving cars, including a superior amount of real-world driving data, the only proprietary AI autonomous driving chip and the fact that it is now self-funding on a go-forward basis.

quote:

Musk recently confirmed that Tesla will produce 50,000 Model 3's in the third quarter, an increase of 75 percent over Q1, and reach 10,000 per week in 2019. The dramatically increasing Model 3 production rate will take Tesla vehicles on the road to 700,000 by late 2018.

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/rithesh/status/1028437449318576128?s=21

quote:

I Think this is the best car

can close my eyes on a lot of things

poty posted:

hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all

fermun posted:

she's loving wild and entertaining on her own.

she tried to break a bottle and glass some random person at a party rza was throwing in his hotel room and then russel crowe stopped her but then also roughed her up a bit and spit in her face

she had a closet that she sacrificed a live chicken in every day for about 3 years and that she was doing this was only discovered when she posted a video on instagram where she decided that the 3 years of blood, poo poo, and feathers needed to be cleaned up and in the end it required a belt sander to take up a few millimeters of the wood floor to get to some floor that wasn't stained in blood and poo poo.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1029151587455967233

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i'm the dremel

https://twitter.com/trippedover/status/1029851313817804800

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/TesIaCharts/status/1029433913251438593

https://twitter.com/TesIaCharts/status/1029433923825278976

infernal machines posted:

quote:

Does anyone know if Martin Tripp has any engineering background? His quip about making $28/hr makes me rather suspect about these claims - I'm certain (full disc: I'm CS/CE rather than EE) that about the only way punctured cells would be reworked is if that happens before the initial charging, presumably they just disconnect and seal them up, as they're inert.

Endless Mike posted:

did you know they have dlc?

qirex posted:

I guess if your whole identity is "I'm a magic business genius" and you have no other life you'll just keep doing it but drat, wealth is wasted on the wealthy

George posted:

https://twitter.com/johnwilliams713/status/1030477072618201089

quote:

“He goes into his brain, and then you just see he is in another world. He still does that. Now I just leave him be because I know he is designing a new rocket or something.”— Elon Musk’s mother describing how as a child Elon sometimes seemed to drift off into trances. He wouldn’t respond when spoken to and would have a distant look in his eyes. Musk’s parents and physicians thought maybe he was deaf and removed his adenoid glands thinking that would improve his hearing. It made no difference.

quote:

 “One night he told me, ‘If there was a way that I could not eat, so I could work more, I would not eat. I wish there was a way to get nutrients without sitting down for a meal.’ ” — Nicholson

PleasureKevin posted:

ah some guy just hit a woman a bunch of times and dragged her kicking and screaming out the door

President Beep posted:

grams! it’s tam to go! plesma center closes ver soon!

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1030662298698960896?s=21

akadajet posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckrashida/status/1030958564519555073
my_grimes.txt

skull mask mcgee posted:

https://twitter.com/Sarklor/status/1030605628161622016