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Mak0rz posted:Sorry a lot of my old favs are just appearing out of nowhere in my timeline today Michael should look on the bright side, there's a 50/50 chance he's right.
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I don't get the punchline. 
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Jul 5, 2019 16:28
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Oh my god, I can't stop watching this. That little dance is too good!
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Jul 8, 2019 07:07
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Dang, I wish he hadn't explained his joke in the comments. I like to think I could have figured it out myself!
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Jul 14, 2019 16:17
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Fully expected him to chuck the ciggy in there for good measure.
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Aug 26, 2019 07:35
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TinTower posted:North Dakota need to listen to Miyamoto. Ahaha, thank you so much. I've been looking for this one all year! edit: 
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Oct 2, 2019 16:05
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Abby Denton's funny as hell and also a goon.
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Oct 27, 2019 08:17
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https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1188261211990683648
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Oct 27, 2019 13:14
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Boy I really misread this one. https://twitter.com/wendellpotter/status/1206623275511513088
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Dec 17, 2019 01:48
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the weird room behind the garage. I checked the comments and apparently it appears in like 3 episodes out of the whole 30 year run of the show.
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Jan 17, 2020 00:25
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It saves on hot water if the stream reaches terminal velocity before hitting the tub.
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Jan 21, 2020 08:37
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The joke is they have to put their kid in carry on.
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Jan 30, 2020 12:59
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kalensc posted:Math owns bones, written examples like that tweet can seem bewildering until it's broken down. This is a good effort post! I never put this together and I'm graduating with a drat math degree this year. I always just threw it into a calculator and didn't think twice, that is a hell of a lifehack!
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Jan 31, 2020 06:51
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What the gently caress.
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Feb 2, 2020 00:38
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I went to the supermarket this evening and for whatever ridiculous reason they had an attendant holding and pumping the hand sanitizer for people and it was pretty much this. I thanked her profusely on my way out but man, what a bad idea from her managers.
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Apr 3, 2020 14:01
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lemonadesweetheart posted:How else could they stop people from using too much! I went in the evening, right before they closed while it was quiet so I imagine it's more of a case of "Well, we can't just have this employee standing around doing nothing". I should give them a call tomorrow, and be like, what the gently caress, right?
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Apr 3, 2020 14:16
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Shut up Meg posted:It was probably that the whole bottle would have been stolen in about 5 minutes flat if they didn't. Oh drat, that makes a lot of sense and would explain the burly security guard standing next to her.
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Apr 3, 2020 14:28
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The great thing about nobody being at work is that there's no such thing as nsfw anymore.
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Apr 6, 2020 10:41
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Whybird posted:Just means the Fremen have to JO into each others' mouths whenever they're horny. Not a drop wasted. It'd be a better read than Dune Messiah, that's for sure.
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Apr 15, 2020 17:26
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Moon Slayer posted:https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1250415990636195840 The virus is literally called SARS 2 which I think is very funny.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Nah, you just shoot it on the floor of someone's home as a sign of respect. Paul furiously ejaculates onto the floor of the Sietch, the Freman stand around in awe of his respect. He is truly the messiah.
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Apr 15, 2020 17:44
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mind the walrus posted:Owns because it's impossible to comment without pegging yourself. I'm somewhere in the red square for the record. I guess I'm "what's the byzantines reference?" Does she date a lot of medieval historians? 
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Apr 18, 2020 04:57
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Ego-bot posted:https://twitter.com/crazyiIIusions/status/1251304846633906176?s=20 Oh man, this account is so good. You should cross-post this in the IOSM thread since every single one of their posts just has masses of replies from people who don't get the joke.
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Apr 26, 2020 08:16
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Yellow Ant posted:https://www.tiktok.com/@steven.qls/video/6819706387749244165 There are some really good ones in the replies. https://twitter.com/danepraz/status/1254583114715721734 Can anyone think of any in English, apart from the famous "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"?
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Apr 27, 2020 07:08
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Apr 29, 2020 06:31
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Pastry of the Year posted:I am going to marry her. 
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Apr 30, 2020 18:13
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Stoatbringer posted:Surely the plural of milf is msilf? It's similar in structure to Attorneys General.
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May 2, 2020 11:31
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/kwertzy/status/1257186237531602946 I'm going to hazard a guess and say when he references "native Californians" he doesn't mean that at all.
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May 5, 2020 16:34
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Wait, hasn't Farage won at every possible opportunity these past 5 years? I'm either missing the joke or misunderstanding UK politics. e: \/\/  thank you
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May 8, 2020 16:21
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Except for I before E except after C. That one always works.
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May 10, 2020 06:21
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ultrafilter posted:Niether liesured foriegn counterfieter could attain iether wierd hieght without forfieting protien.
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May 10, 2020 09:31
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Skwirl posted:Click through for follow-up video. Oh my gosh, he even sends him one of his own skateboards. What a guy. 
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May 20, 2020 06:18
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You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
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Jun 3, 2020 07:23
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OwlFancier posted:
This is amazing.
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Jun 7, 2020 17:14
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Memento posted:I don't know if it's still a bit or if he was actually contacted by a representative of noted Disco group The Village People. They're known for being incredibly litigious so I buy it.
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Jun 9, 2020 11:13
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The diagram at the end is magnificent. 
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Jun 19, 2020 22:48
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I'd forgotten about this guy! He is such a brilliant animator, I'm glad to see he's still doing his thing. e: Haha, watch through to the end to see his inspiration on this one. It's fantastic! https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1261789785225433089 Beartaco has a new favorite as of 14:54 on Jun 20, 2020 |
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Jun 20, 2020 14:50
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Quoting since it's being discussed! The women who say gently caress are truly inspirational.
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I love that account so much. I think the only thing funnier than all the people in the comments who don't get the joke are the ones who are actively mad and refer to it as a "troll" account.
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