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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Remember snailiens?

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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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What if aliens brought covid accidentally

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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raspurtin posted:

Some people think the aliens have been "softening us up" for the last 70-80 years, but christ let's get on with it. I'm soft enough already. Bring on the ETs.

Hopefully they have space Viagra

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Lol

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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I'd lose my mind seeing a dove appear from rag

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcdYXo5C0Qs


The peckerwoods can't stand the site of the Africans
What are they gonna do when they face off with a gray man

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Inverted Icon posted:

what if the aliens came to teach us magic??

They did, untap>upkeep>draw

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Everyone has a camera phone,if everyone just filmed the sky for one night imagine all the ufo footage there'd be and it wouldn't be dumb infared or radar stuff

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Biker mice from Mars was ment to prepare us for the alien reveal

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Brutaldildos are not of this earth

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Didnt technology advance massively after roswell

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Widget the world watcher

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Funky See Funky Do posted:

There are evil spirits attempting to personally harm them and lead them into doing things that will cause them to be held for an eternity in a dimension of torture. They just say a few magic words every so often and go to work like it's tbd.

So a typical Saturday then

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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They aren't probing, they're just doing prostate stim, being good hosts

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Santa im to tired i have a meeting at 5 am ok Santa just be quick

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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We're all a Truman show for aliens and im embarrassed

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Thats a good point, every alien story always has them being submissive to the aliens and just laying on the table or whatever, why does no one start cracking greyskulls, maybe they're the ones that you never hear from again

I had an alien book I'd read every day as a kid and remember Betty and Barney Hill fondly but pretty sure they got exposed

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_and_Betty_Hill

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas

Boas claimed that he was joined in the room by another humanoid. This one, however, was female, very attractive, and naked. She was the same height as the other beings he had encountered, with a small, pointed chin and large, blue catlike eyes. The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red.[6] Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse

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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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I just solved global warming:
Ozone layer hole makes ice caps melt
So
Make a pipe from ice caps to space through ozone hole
Water freezes instantly in space
Ice falls back down cos heavy
Problem solved

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