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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wasn't there a shooting a while back where a good guy with a gun got killed by another good guy with a gun?

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


You will never be Calvin and Hobbes.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

No Truce With The Firies

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Tim Kreider

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

HootTheOwl posted:

So it was meaningless?

"These wasps are going to sting me no matter what I do, so I might as well stick my dick right into their nest."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I doubt that Stantis will even acknowledge it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm the enormous island off the coast of West Africa.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


ARE TROOPS are legitimate military targets, and killing them is literally not an act of terrorism. It goes both ways dipshit.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:luckyducky:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's like a bizarro Ben Garrison, but still terrible.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ramirez just casually calling for the assassination of a presidential candidate, cool cool cool.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Oh boy time for weeks of whining about how the Dems need to do the right thing and submit the impeachment to a blatant sham trial, without a single word mentioned about McConnell literally saying it will be a sham trial.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cat Mattress posted:

Is that one about this gal?

Well she raised over $100k so that would be awfully lovely. I'm not sure what the point of that comic is, it's a little incoherent.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


That's a steal compared to what we were planning to spend on waging war in Iran, and doesn't result in millions of lives lost or ruined. AGC.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pants Donkey posted:


There is no greater display of patriotism than dying for your criminal president's vanity war.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that Terry Wise has never served in the military.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I dont know posted:

Was it Rob Smith how had a weird rant about how AOC hasn't earned having three names like, for example, JFK?

Politicians are basically demons, the more names they have the more powerful they are.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Jurgan posted:

I've always wondered why FDR, JFK, and LBJ are the only presidents with a three-letter nickname.

Somewhere, JEB! sheds a single tear of regret.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I've literally never heard Bush referred to in speaking as GWB. FDR, JFK, LBJ are all how everyone refers to them in speaking though.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Regalingualius posted:

Unless it’s the Kill Six Billion Demons ruleset, of course.

Of course, that's why Republicans commonly invoked Obama's secret middle name, to drain his power :hmmyes:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pants Donkey posted:


Political Cartoons 2020: 2020 Trump Campaign Prepare to Die

The true Trump Campaign starts here!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Apparently arson just never happened until this year. If not climate change, then that's the only reason for fires engulfing literally the entire continent when they haven't before :shrug:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Oh, well nobody cares about Belgium.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Raised By Birds posted:

"Bernie would be cooler if he was more racist."

"Hmm, a socialist who is also a nationalist... yeah, I could get behind that."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

DalaranJ posted:

I was wondering if we would get a “as a staunch libertarian I love monarchy” take.

TBF that actually makes sense for what libertarians actually believe. With monarchy you don't have to worry about all those pesky poor people voting to raise your taxes.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Getting Over It with Jerry Nadler

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I don't like "gaybies" because it sounds stupid and makes me think of "golden manbabies".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Love when these idiots whine about not respecting the flag but can't be bothered to draw it properly. There are like 40 stars on there tops.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pants Donkey posted:

And this...is to chess...even further beyond!


Ah yes the chessmaster move of...having a Senate so shamelessly biased that they’ll cover your rear end for your hilariously incompetent crimes.

Yep, if there's one thing Americans love, it's being used as pawns in a political game.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


There's a non-zero chance that there will be a full blown fascist overthrow of the government at some point in the future, and this is basically how JRRose will depict it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Kaza42 posted:

So, aborted fetuses are guaranteed to go to Heaven? And they continue to grow at least until they're a few years old (there could be adults who were aborted as fetuses in heaven, we see only a small population)?

This sounds like a great deal for those fetuses. Current rates of religious retention show they'd have a pretty high chance of drifting away from Christianity over their life (which is a bad thing IFF heaven is real as in this cartoon) and therefore miss out on Heaven. And since these are fully articulate children, they're clearly getting full and healthy developments and probably childhoods up there.

Clearly the only moral thing to do is abort more fetuses

At least in Catholic doctrine, unbaptized children go to the Medium Place Purgatory, so it's arguable within that context that abortion is wrong. But this poo poo really shows that people like this don't give any thought about their religion any deeper than "yay Jesus".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Hey capital, why are you steering us towards that cliff, and also putting on a golden parachute?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Not even bothering to copy/paste the same hoodoo they climb over in every other strip anymore.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Gosh, it's almost as if the other branches of the government have the ability to check and balance the power of the executive :thunk:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I seriously want to know what galaxy-brain process you go through to reach "stopping the president from acting like a dictator is anti-democratic."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Shinji2015 posted:

...what

does... does Stantis think that he or his characters have displayed any kind of principles in this comic

Yes.

Stantis is a radical centrist. He believes that wishy-washy bloviating is the sign of an enlightened intellectual, and that you can tell how wrong someone is by how strongly held their beliefs are. So his idea of "principles" is the characters sitting around gazing at their navels and asking philosophy 101 questions like "how do we agree on what direction up is".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


In NASCAR you're supposed to go fast. The only other thing you need to do is go left, so the crash was actually caused by not going left enough. AGC.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Discendo Vox posted:

Is hateposting some sinfest kosher? because I wanna signal another step down the spiral here. Hm. I'll put it under spoiler tags to spare folks a bit.



Right, because men and women are so different that they're not even made out of the same material as each other. Funny how TERF arguments seem to treat men and women as completely different species.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Manuel Calavera posted:

the cis are banned from making mouthfeel "jokes" now. Ishida ruined it for y'all. Sorry that's just how it works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2byjGl3AREA&t=32s

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Feinne posted:

Also a hot dog is arguably a form of taco.

They're both part of the sandwich spectrum.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I can't believe I'm saying this, but is the Right losing Mike Ramirez?

No he's still a Republican through and through. Trump has served his usefulness (appointing a ton of conservative judges), so now people like Ramirez can turn on him to try to save face.

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