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Dec 10, 2011

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Looking at that, Birds of Prey doesn't have such a bad title after all.

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OptimusShr posted:

One important thing to note is that the Imperium of Man is higly xenophobic and thinks the only good non human race is a dead non human race.

I thought they were OK with the Squats?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Mikl posted:

I'm not even kidding when I say that the DM's nickname is the Daily Heil. It's basically the Fox News of the UK press.

They're also known as the Hate Mail. They were the paper who, after Diana and Dodi Fayed died because paparazzi were chasing them, said they wouldn't buy pap photos any more. This promise lasted less than a week, as I recall.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Fister Roboto posted:

I've literally never heard Bush referred to in speaking as GWB. FDR, JFK, LBJ are all how everyone refers to them in speaking though.

I did see Bush referred to in writing as GWB up to about 9/11, after which he was always Dubya. As for the others, there had already been Presidents Roosevelt and Johnson so there was some slight need to keep them distinct (although LBJ was certainly coat-tailing JFK; also nobody could spell "Lyndon") and with JFK his brothers were also heavily involved in politics. I'm not up enough on my history to know if Kennedy was JFK prior to Ted joining the Senate in 1962, though.

DJT, though, I have never heard or seen anywhere. I can still imagine it being used, mainly by his idiot fans trying to paint him as a Republican Kennedy.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Some poor Iranian bastard was so unnerved following Trump's murder of Qasim Soleimani and ensuing sabre rattling that he mistook a passenger plane for a US bomber. AGC.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Fathis Munk posted:

I was disappointed that spider-Pelosi didn't get some Garrison trademark titties, but he won me back with his royal humiliation femdom fetish art !

Bomb-rear end titties are more a Horsey thing. What with there being a chance he's actually seen bomb-rear end titties, and all.

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fool of sound posted:

Only cause it's $288 dollars more that he originally wanted.

That's the cost of 'shipping.

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Dec 10, 2011

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I hadn't realised that Holbert was the one who gave us Skull-Donkey.

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Vib Rib posted:

Even in your sugarcoated retelling you still literally admit to him committing the crime holy poo poo

They've already gone from "he didn't do it" to "so what if he did it, it's not a crime".

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Dec 10, 2011

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Time to overturn every criminal conviction obtained because someone testified against his co-defendant, then.

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Dec 10, 2011

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After Brexit 50p will be worth €0.40, also there will be no uses for it that involve spending it. AGC.

I'm also disappointed that nobody did a Kobe obitoon that showed him being met in Heaven by Vic Morrow. I expected it from Kelly, at least.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Fister Roboto posted:

I seriously want to know what galaxy-brain process you go through to reach "stopping the president from acting like a dictator is anti-democratic."

The same one that gets you to "the Democrats are the real fascists who rig elections". Let's just forget about 2000 and 2016, OK?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Herman Merman posted:

No, it turned out the soldiers needed bulletproof vests more.

Look at this guy who thinks the soldiers got the bulletproof vests.

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Dec 10, 2011

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TheDeadlyShoe posted:

did the cartoonist maybe not understand that it's always the british navy chasing pirates in these movies

Mostly to get their ships back, after the enterprising crew decided that they liked the job but not the management.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Pants Donkey posted:


I guess the chud talking point will be “Pelosi should be removed from office because of this law we don’t understand!”

Let's just point out here that "one of the last Tuskegee Airmen" saw the Presidential Medal of Freedom awarded to one of the most massive racist bigots in America.

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Dec 10, 2011

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SirSamVimes posted:

He's clearly missed drawing bomb-rear end tittays, look how much care he put into that.

Then why did he draw the baristas from behind?

Horsey does the best boobie girls though, they relieve the tedious monotony of the rest of the thread's gargoyles.

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Dec 10, 2011

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^^^ I think you'll find it was a negative reaction to Michelle Obama being black, and hence not baffling at all.




AGC.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Hunt11 posted:

As somebody who grew up on Calvin and Hobbes I find myself despising Prickly City more every time I read it.

Don't worry - I can't abide Calvin and Hobbes, and Prickly City is still infinitely worse. At least Watterson tried to entertain. The last four years of PC can be summarised thusly:

Racial Minority Girl: Our President/candidate is literally Hitler.
Coyote: But the other candidate isn't Hitler.
RMG: Well, guess I'll have to vote Hitler then.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Liberals hate socialists more than fascists. That's why they always run to the right as quickly as possible at the thought of a government which is further left than they are. AGC.

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Dec 10, 2011

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FebrezeNinja posted:

Who's the oldest active cartoonist now?

He's not usually political these days, but Ed McLachlan turns 80 this year and is entering his seventh decade as a cartoonist.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Regarding Trump's support in the demos of farmers, women and blacks: I don't know where he stands with farmers now, with women he's surprisingly high (as in at least 40s, against the zero he should be getting as a paedophile, adulterer and rapist), but the black vote was something like 95% against him last time.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Sandpuppy posted:

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Dems beat the Commies, 4 symbols to 3.

Full Communism is hitting the jackpot. AGC?

Gaybies nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

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Dec 10, 2011

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Stultus Maximus posted:

I 100% do not get this.

You're literally not meant to.

It's a commentary on how Cummings is covering up the intellectual bankruptcy of his plans by fostering the idea he and his "advisors" are playing 11-dimensional chess.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Tenebrais posted:

Cummings has been making big noise about recruiting weirdos and outcasts, trying to imply he's looking for different viewpoints and definitely not just so he can staff Westminster with fascists and paedophiles.

One thing Cummings hasn't been doing is implying he's looking for different viewpoints. He's explicitly said that he'll sack people who don't agree with him. You're right about the rest, though, and it's proven to be the case that the people he's recruiting to be the architects of the New Britain are indistinguishable from the architects of the Final Solution.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Sandpuppy posted:

I guess this could be considered a cartoon:


The African-American Coronavirus Sufferers Society got its first meeting organised with impressive speed, didn't it?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Ambitious Spider posted:

I could be wrong, but I'd think the supreme court overturning or even gutting Roe immediately before an election would probably be disastrous for the GOP.

Whose votes are they going to lose over it? The women who still vote R would describe a woman who has an abortion as a slut.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Sandpuppy posted:

I imagined there'd be more Forrest Gump cartoons

Well, now Forrest knows what he's going to get.

E: to add content to the virus debate, here's the cutest most cuddly AIDS you'll ever see.

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Dec 10, 2011

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SirSamVimes posted:

The new writer since they fired Tinsley has actually been regularly making jokes.

And also regularly making Mallard green, if I'm not mistaken.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Jay Rust posted:

JJ McCullough


No mention of cartoons





His hairstyle has marginally improved and he got rid of the silly facial hair and he stopped drawing cartoons. So his life has improved in many small ways.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Mikl posted:

You are so motherfucking dumb, holy poo poo.

Latest driver deaths in Formula 1, ordered by date:

Jules Bianchi, 2015
Ayrton Senna, 1994
Roland Ratzenberg, 1994
Riccardo Paletti, 1982

F1 is safer than Leak Jr is making out, but your cut-off date there is really loving shady because Paletti died only five weeks after Gilles Villeneuve. Also you forgot Elio di Angelis, who died in a 1986 test run, and technically Maria de Villota, whose death in 2013 was the long term result of head injuries sustained in a testing crash. And the main reason there was 21 years without a death up to 2015 is because it took Senna and Ratzenberger dying to kick them up the rear end.

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Dec 10, 2011

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

That and "B-but I'll appoint the first black female VP!"

It's like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound and saying that everything's OK. All the appearances of change without any of effects of it.

The VP choices are probably the single most important thing about this campaign. I don't see either Sanders or Biden surviving four years in that job. Sanders especially would have entire packs of lone wolves after him from day one.

There needs to be an age cap on the Presidency. Both presidents who turned 70 in office have become demented in office - Trump possibly even beforehand - and Sanders and Biden are both going to equal Reagan's record of being born before their four elected predecessors in the role.

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Dec 10, 2011

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Well-known blonde, Melania Trump. Jesus gently caress, Ted.

It's Ivanka.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's coronavirus lockdown


I like We're All Doomed Bar.

And the Times turning on Boris, that I should see the day.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Australia was populated by people who didn't want to be there and their descendants are hell-bent on preventing people who were there first from remaining there because racism.

Issuing much-needed corrections.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Nobody's taken a poo poo on Reagan's coffin? I find that hard to believe.

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Dec 10, 2011

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"What vote? I'm 20."

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Dec 10, 2011

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God help us, Matt has made a funny cartoon. It must be the End Times.

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Dec 10, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b7wmRsy9g

You have to wonder when a topical political comedy show remains relevant 40 years on.

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Dec 10, 2011

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I'd say it aged perfectly.

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