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WELCOME TO AWFUL SURVIVOR! It's been a few years, but the great tradition has returned! We've modeled previous seasons after the various subforums here on Something Awful, from Goons With Spoons to BYOB to TV/IV. This time, we bring the game home to The Game Room. This will be a game with 16 players, some first timers, some veterans, a healthy mix of both. The goal of this game, is to learn how to work together with others to advance in this game, while positioning yourself as best you can to win the game and be crowned the Sole Survivor! >>Discord Link<< Challenge & Tribal Council Links Immunity Challenge 01|Tribal Council 01 Immunity Challenge 02|Tribal Council 02 Immunity Challenge 03|Tribal Council 03 Immunity Challenge 04|Tribal Council 04 Immunity Challenge 05|Tribal Council 05 Immunity Challenge 06|Tribal Council 06|Merge Awful Survivor Auction|Tribal Council 07 Immunity Challenge 08|Tribal Council 08 Immunity Challenge 09|Tribal Council 09 Immunity Challenge 10|Tribal Council 10 Immunity Challenge 11|Tribal Council 11 Immunity Challenge 12|Tribal Council 12 Immunity Challenge 13|Tribal Council 13 The Final Tribal Council To go along with our theme this year, we are leaning strongly into a Mafia theme. This is still the classic Survivor game that you know, but there will be several new twists and even some secret challenges and some new, crazy advantages along the way. Do not ever think you are fully prepared for this game. There will be two tribes to start off. First, we have the SCUM tribe. They represent a more ruthless, deceptive way of playing the game. There is nothing these people won't do if it gets them further in the game. Scum can often possess many underhanded tricks, and should be treated with caution. Next, we have the TOWN tribe. Often attaining victory by working together, Town prides themselves on sleuthing skills, finding the truth in a forest of lies. You'll find that their strengths lay in their strong socialization skills, persevering through sheer will and never falling in the face of fear. Don't doubt the resolve of the Town.* *The players placed in each tribe were chosen for balancing purposes and the tribe they are a part of is not necessarily reflective of their personal moral fiber. THIRD PARTY TRIBE WINNER SalTheBard Second Place CuriousCat Third Place Mr. Steak The Jury Murmur Twin VOTE: Mr. Steak Pmush Perfect VOTE: SalTheBard dmboogie VOTE: CuriousCat Amnistar VOTE: SalTheBard Spokes VOTE: CuriousCat Deadbeat Dad VOTE: SalTheBard Zesty VOTE: SalTheBard Eliminated Sandwolf jivjov Khanstant Chili Spoonsy merk The game will run off of a more or less regular schedule. The first week will be a little weird due to the start date, but following that, expect the following. Monday: Immunity Challenge Tuesday: Tribal Council Wednesday: Immunity Challenge Thursday: Tribal Council Friday through Sunday will be off so you can enjoy your lives. Challenges and Tribal Councils will occur between 8:00PM and 9:00PM EST for the most part. Anything that might slightly be off schedule, we will do our best to give you advance notice. RULES
Previous Seasons Awful Survivor: TV/IV Awful Survivor: Games Awful Survivor: GBS Awful Survivor: You Look Like poo poo Awful Survivor: Goons In Platoons Awful Survivor: ADTRW Awful Survivor: BYOB Awful Survivor: The Pet Island Awful Survivor: Sports Argument Stadium Awful Survivor: Goons With Spoons Awful Survivor: Traditional Games (Named retroactively) STING 64 fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Apr 20, 2021 |
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Player Cast Amnistar Age: 35 Gender: Male Location: Texas Occupation: Software Developer When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over. Obviously You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? White Monster CuriousCat Age: 28 Gender:Female Location: Florida Occupation: Accountant When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Blackcurrant drink dmboogie Age: 23 Gender:Male Location: Michigan Occupation: Unemployed When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Uhh over the roll I think? You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Pepsi Real Sugar PMush Perfect Age: 29 Gender: Lady (Mostly) Location: Pacific Northwest Occupation: Shitposter When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Our roll-holder broke so we actually balance the roll on the towel rack. You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? The really, really good coconut water that costs like $10 a bottle now. SalTheBard Age: 39 Gender: Male Location: Kansas Occupation: Claims specialist When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Under, I have a cat You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Mt Dew Sandwolf Age: 26 Gender: Male Location: Massachusetts Occupation: Student When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Fico d'India San Pellegrino Soda Zesty Age: 30 Gender:Non-binary Location: Laniakea Supercluster Occupation: Astronomer When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over the roll You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Strawberry Milkshakes Spoonsy Age: 32 Gender:Male Location: NYC Occupation: Still gainfully employed! Tech sales When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? I guess I'll say fancy scotch because a fridge full of Seltzer sounds boring. Chili Age: 33 Gender:Male Location: Maryland Occupation: Mental Health Therapist/Social Worker When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over, I'm not a monster You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? If I'm being honest, apple juice Deadbeat Dad Age: 30 Gender:M Location: New York Occupation: Writer When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over, because under are sociopaths You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Chocolate milk jivjov Age: 29 Gender: Male Location: A house. With stairs in it. Occupation: Insurance Customer Service When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? 69 bottles of Bawls Khanstant Age: 32 Gender:male Location: texas Occupation: graphic artist When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? I leave it on the shelf, no roll thingy You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Half Black Coffee/Half Iced Tea merk Age: 36 Gender: m Location: Indiana Occupation: Attorney When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Don’t care. Whatever way it hangs, it stays until the next roll You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Pamplemousse la croix Mr. Steak Age: 23 Gender:male Location: new york Occupation: none lmao When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? over You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? bang energy, birthday cake flavor Murmur Twin Age: 40 Gender:female Location: Lincoln City, OR Occupation: casino dealer When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? whatever's clever! probably over though You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? red gatorade Spokes Age: 32 Gender:Male Location: California Occupation: writer When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over. I'm not some troglodyte You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? diet mt dew STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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I always do better as scum than town anyways.
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I think MMT and I were given the wrong tribes
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i suddenly feel very young
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Some good drink choices, haven’t had Bawls in a minute
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 05:34 |
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Son I am excite to play some Survivor
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Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 05:45 |
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dmboogie posted:i suddenly feel very young
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Sandwolf posted:Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end
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Sandwolf posted:Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end Whipping rear end is good, right?
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Zesty posted:Whipping rear end is good, right? Especially if it's the Llama's.. STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020 |
# ? Jun 2, 2020 06:38 |
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Greetings all, is this where the hii is?
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Hello
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Hewwo
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Confirming that I exist and that I did indeed provide those answers.
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I hereby take an oath. I will not lie at all in the course of this game. I may decline to answer questions, but ever answer I give will be truthful. You can look back when all this is done, and hold me to it. No toxx or anything, that'd start a dumb arms race. Just my honor as a shitposter to not be a poo poo poster.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 13:56 |
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Not gonna lie, didn't realize I was playing this one but happy to be on my preferred allegiance of teams
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Alright guys, I have issued both of your tribes your first major task. In the OP, you'll find your tribe flags. Go into your discord rooms, and each of you must sign your tribe flag. You may use MS Paint, a mobile image editor, whatever tools that are to your liking, the only requirement is each member of your tribe sign your flag. Have one person start off, then pass it around, and when all eight players on your tribe have signed it, post the finished flag here in the thread..
STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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curiousCat posted:I think MMT and I were given the wrong tribes Sup everyone, looking forward to gaming with you all!
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 15:28 |
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so what's the schedule for this week?
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 19:57 |
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Glad to be confirmed town.
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merk posted:Glad to be confirmed town. OH OKAY WHERE WERE YOU CONFIIRNEd? L LUNCH THIS FOOL
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Who were you guys waiting on
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scum don't sell each other out that easipmush
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Deadbeat Dad posted:Who were you guys waiting on who wants to know
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Me. I stayed up too late and then slept until like 3 PM.
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As a bonus for being the first tribe to get everyone to sign your flag, a box of provisions to make life a little easier at camp has been sent to your tribe. . Now for the second task. Scum tribe, Town tribe, tonight by Midnight EST, you must elect a leader. It can either be decided by a majority in your tribe discord, or you can just send in votes by pm on here or discord. Scum, you will be electing a Godfather. Town, you will be electing a Mayor. Your tribe leader will be responsible for making tough decisions on behalf of your tribe, whether its going for rewards, or picking participants for a challenge. These roles will exist throughout the entire pre-merge. STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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curiousCat posted:scum don't sell each other out that easipmush town doesn't either, we really got merked in this exercise
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 23:43 |
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Your first Tribal Immunity challenge will be held tomorrow at 9pm EST. .The only thing it will require is discord. Tribe leaders, I'll expect you both beforehand.
STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Deadbeat Dad posted:town doesn't either, we really got merked in this exercise If only I could discern the message hidden within!!
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# ? Jun 3, 2020 01:00 |
grapefruit seltzer, merk? what the gently caress
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# ? Jun 3, 2020 03:42 |
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Town, you are missing out on some CHOICE drama.
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PMush Perfect posted:Town, you are missing out on some CHOICE drama. Throw us out some keywords
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Deadbeat Dad posted:Throw us out some keywords lock, cylinder, bolt and latch
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