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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006



WELCOME TO AWFUL SURVIVOR!

It's been a few years, but the great tradition has returned! We've modeled previous seasons after the various subforums here on Something Awful, from Goons With Spoons to BYOB to TV/IV. This time, we bring the game home to The Game Room. This will be a game with 16 players, some first timers, some veterans, a healthy mix of both. The goal of this game, is to learn how to work together with others to advance in this game, while positioning yourself as best you can to win the game and be crowned the Sole Survivor!

>>Discord Link<<

Challenge & Tribal Council Links
Immunity Challenge 01|Tribal Council 01
Immunity Challenge 02|Tribal Council 02
Immunity Challenge 03|Tribal Council 03
Immunity Challenge 04|Tribal Council 04
Immunity Challenge 05|Tribal Council 05
Immunity Challenge 06|Tribal Council 06|Merge
Awful Survivor Auction|Tribal Council 07
Immunity Challenge 08|Tribal Council 08
Immunity Challenge 09|Tribal Council 09
Immunity Challenge 10|Tribal Council 10
Immunity Challenge 11|Tribal Council 11
Immunity Challenge 12|Tribal Council 12
Immunity Challenge 13|Tribal Council 13
The Final Tribal Council

To go along with our theme this year, we are leaning strongly into a Mafia theme. This is still the classic Survivor game that you know, but there will be several new twists and even some secret challenges and some new, crazy advantages along the way. Do not ever think you are fully prepared for this game. There will be two tribes to start off.

First, we have the SCUM tribe. They represent a more ruthless, deceptive way of playing the game. There is nothing these people won't do if it gets them further in the game. Scum can often possess many underhanded tricks, and should be treated with caution.

Next, we have the TOWN tribe. Often attaining victory by working together, Town prides themselves on sleuthing skills, finding the truth in a forest of lies. You'll find that their strengths lay in their strong socialization skills, persevering through sheer will and never falling in the face of fear. Don't doubt the resolve of the Town.*
*The players placed in each tribe were chosen for balancing purposes and the tribe they are a part of is not necessarily reflective of their personal moral fiber.

THIRD PARTY TRIBE


WINNER
SalTheBard

Second Place
CuriousCat

Third Place
Mr. Steak

The Jury
Murmur Twin VOTE: Mr. Steak
Pmush Perfect VOTE: SalTheBard
dmboogie VOTE: CuriousCat
Amnistar VOTE: SalTheBard
Spokes VOTE: CuriousCat
Deadbeat Dad VOTE: SalTheBard
Zesty VOTE: SalTheBard

Eliminated
Sandwolf
jivjov
Khanstant
Chili
Spoonsy
merk

The game will run off of a more or less regular schedule. The first week will be a little weird due to the start date, but following that, expect the following.
Monday: Immunity Challenge
Tuesday: Tribal Council
Wednesday: Immunity Challenge
Thursday: Tribal Council
Friday through Sunday will be off so you can enjoy your lives.
Challenges and Tribal Councils will occur between 8:00PM and 9:00PM EST for the most part. Anything that might slightly be off schedule, we will do our best to give you advance notice.

:siren::siren:RULES:siren::siren:
  • You are playing to be crowned Sole Survivor. The winner of the game gets a $25 giftcard to somewhere reasonable. There are no other prizes offered.
  • Players are only allowed to communicate with other players on their tribe. If someone is voted off, they are not part of any tribe and they cannot be communicated with. Viewers are not allowed to communicate with active players or jury members.
  • Don't bribe players or conspire to split the gift card with them, it's completely stupid that this has to be a rule.
  • During the pre-merge portion of the game, tribes will compete for Immunity. The winning tribe will stay intact, and the losing tribe will attend Tribal Council, where there will be a brief discussion between the host and the players, and then the tribe will in private send in a vote to eliminate a player from their tribe from the game. After the merge, Immunity is won on an individual basis and only protects the winner from being voted for and everyone in the game must attend Tribal Council.
  • Do not edit your posts.
  • At Tribal Council, if you are attending you are expected to cast a vote for a member of your tribe. If you fail to vote or vote incorrectly, it will just be a vote against yourself.
  • If there is a tie at Tribal Council, then there will be a revote. The players who are tied for the highest number of votes will not join in the re-vote, and the remaining players can only vote for the players whose votes were tied. If there is another tie at this point, then the players who received the highest number of votes will instead become Immune, and any player who is not Immune will be entered into a random rock draw where one player will be randomly eliminated from the game. You absolutely do not want to go to rocks if you aren't immune. Advantages cannot be played during a revote if they are intended to be played before initial votes are read.
  • Evidence of cheating will result in being game killed and eating a very long probation due to the money prize that is up for grabs. Don't cheat.
  • Crazy Catch-All! I can just override the rules whenever I want. This is just a measure in place for anyone who tries to skirt the above rule.


Previous Seasons
Awful Survivor: TV/IV
Awful Survivor: Games
Awful Survivor: GBS
Awful Survivor: You Look Like poo poo
Awful Survivor: Goons In Platoons
Awful Survivor: ADTRW
Awful Survivor: BYOB
Awful Survivor: The Pet Island
Awful Survivor: Sports Argument Stadium
Awful Survivor: Goons With Spoons
Awful Survivor: Traditional Games (Named retroactively)

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Oct 20, 2006

Player Cast


Amnistar
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Location: Texas
Occupation: Software Developer
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over. Obviously
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? White Monster


CuriousCat
Age: 28
Gender:Female
Location: Florida
Occupation: Accountant
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Blackcurrant drink


dmboogie
Age: 23
Gender:Male
Location: Michigan
Occupation: Unemployed :(
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Uhh over the roll I think?
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Pepsi Real Sugar


PMush Perfect
Age: 29
Gender: Lady (Mostly)
Location: Pacific Northwest
Occupation: Shitposter
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Our roll-holder broke so we actually balance the roll on the towel rack.
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? The really, really good coconut water that costs like $10 a bottle now.


SalTheBard
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Location: Kansas
Occupation: Claims specialist
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Under, I have a cat
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Mt Dew


Sandwolf
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Location: Massachusetts
Occupation: Student
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Fico d'India San Pellegrino Soda


Zesty
Age: 30
Gender:Non-binary
Location: Laniakea Supercluster
Occupation: Astronomer
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over the roll
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Strawberry Milkshakes


Spoonsy
Age: 32
Gender:Male
Location: NYC
Occupation: Still gainfully employed! Tech sales
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? I guess I'll say fancy scotch because a fridge full of Seltzer sounds boring.


Chili
Age: 33
Gender:Male
Location: Maryland
Occupation: Mental Health Therapist/Social Worker
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over, I'm not a monster
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? If I'm being honest, apple juice


Deadbeat Dad
Age: 30
Gender:M
Location: New York
Occupation: Writer
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over, because under are sociopaths
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Chocolate milk


jivjov
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Location: A house. With stairs in it.
Occupation: Insurance Customer Service
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? 69 bottles of Bawls

Khanstant
Age: 32
Gender:male
Location: texas
Occupation: graphic artist
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? I leave it on the shelf, no roll thingy
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Half Black Coffee/Half Iced Tea


merk
Age: 36
Gender: m
Location: Indiana
Occupation: Attorney
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Don’t care. Whatever way it hangs, it stays until the next roll
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? Pamplemousse la croix


Mr. Steak
Age: 23
Gender:male
Location: new york
Occupation: none lmao
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? over
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? bang energy, birthday cake flavor


Murmur Twin
Age: 40
Gender:female
Location: Lincoln City, OR
Occupation: casino dealer
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? whatever's clever! probably over though
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? red gatorade


Spokes
Age: 32
Gender:Male
Location: California
Occupation: writer
When you hang your Toilet Paper, do you have the sheets over the roll, or under the roll? Over. I'm not some troglodyte
You've won a special prize! A minifridge fully stocked with your favorite beverage. What's in the minifridge? diet mt dew

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I always do better as scum than town anyways.

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
I think MMT and I were given the wrong tribes

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

i suddenly feel very young

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Some good drink choices, haven’t had Bawls in a minute

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Son I am excite to play some Survivor

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

dmboogie posted:

i suddenly feel very young
I feel very average.

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

Sandwolf posted:

Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end

:cheers:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Sandwolf posted:

Also Pepsi Real Sugar whips rear end

Whipping rear end is good, right?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Zesty posted:

Whipping rear end is good, right?

Especially if it's the Llama's..

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Greetings all, is this where the hii is?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Hello

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Hewwo

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.
Confirming that I exist and that I did indeed provide those answers.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I hereby take an oath.

I will not lie at all in the course of this game. I may decline to answer questions, but ever answer I give will be truthful. You can look back when all this is done, and hold me to it. No toxx or anything, that'd start a dumb arms race. Just my honor as a shitposter to not be a poo poo poster.

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer
Not gonna lie, didn't realize I was playing this one but happy to be on my preferred allegiance of teams

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Alright guys, I have issued both of your tribes your first major task. In the OP, you'll find your tribe flags. Go into your discord rooms, and each of you must sign your tribe flag. You may use MS Paint, a mobile image editor, whatever tools that are to your liking, the only requirement is each member of your tribe sign your flag. Have one person start off, then pass it around, and when all eight players on your tribe have signed it, post the finished flag here in the thread..

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

curiousCat posted:

I think MMT and I were given the wrong tribes

:eng99:

Sup everyone, looking forward to gaming with you all!

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so what's the schedule for this week?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Glad to be confirmed town.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


merk posted:

Glad to be confirmed town.

OH OKAY WHERE WERE YOU CONFIIRNEd? L

LUNCH THIS FOOL

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
Who were you guys waiting on

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
scum don't sell each other out that easipmush

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

Deadbeat Dad posted:

Who were you guys waiting on

who wants to know

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Me. I stayed up too late and then slept until like 3 PM.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


As a bonus for being the first tribe to get everyone to sign your flag, a box of provisions to make life a little easier at camp has been sent to your tribe.



.












Now for the second task.

Scum tribe, Town tribe, tonight by Midnight EST, you must elect a leader. It can either be decided by a majority in your tribe discord, or you can just send in votes by pm on here or discord. Scum, you will be electing a Godfather. Town, you will be electing a Mayor. Your tribe leader will be responsible for making tough decisions on behalf of your tribe, whether its going for rewards, or picking participants for a challenge. These roles will exist throughout the entire pre-merge.

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Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

curiousCat posted:

scum don't sell each other out that easipmush

town doesn't either, we really got merked in this exercise

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Your first Tribal Immunity challenge will be held tomorrow at 9pm EST. .The only thing it will require is discord. Tribe leaders, I'll expect you both beforehand.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 7, 2020

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Deadbeat Dad posted:

town doesn't either, we really got merked in this exercise

If only I could discern the message hidden within!!

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


grapefruit seltzer, merk? what the gently caress

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Town, you are missing out on some CHOICE drama.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

PMush Perfect posted:

Town, you are missing out on some CHOICE drama.

Throw us out some keywords

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Deadbeat Dad posted:

Throw us out some keywords

lock, cylinder, bolt and latch

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