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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

I thought this was the cum factory, my mistake

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

who the gently caress is going out to the ol' trump rally at 11:30 on a sunday night

in florida

who are these people

straight out of central casting

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1323115852850515976

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1323132334946816000

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

what part is giant

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

well that was dumb

smart people avoid paying taxes :smuggo:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

DryGoods posted:

is a Car a Sandwich?



legally speaking

I think you'll find that cars are soup

add beans and they are chili

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/Mikes_idea/status/1323309976346103809

A throwback to the simpler times where accusations of plagiarism destroyed your chances of becoming president, lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

The Nastier Nate posted:

i'm pegging eastern montgomery county at a roughly 3:1 ratio for Biden to Trump lawn signs.

I couldn't tell you what's going on past King of Prussia....there be dragons

Plenty of Biden signs in West Chester (chester county)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

very legal, very cool

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

lmao

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

there is no god

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Rock My Socks! posted:

Most of PA is already on the needle

meth does not require a needle

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Apparently some poo poo going down in Vienna


https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1323348213097730050?s=20


For those who speak Deutsch: https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article219225436/Wien-Schuesse-nahe-der-Synagoge-in-Innenstadt-Grosseinsatz-der-Polizei.html

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

euphemism posted:

this would make john fetterman governor of PA im pretty sure lol

hell yeah

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Lady Gaga, bleeding badly from a facelift with tears in her eyes, said sir, mister president, please don't tell anyone any stories about my anti-fracking activism


I said NO!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/DrJoshMeyers1/status/1323363884523245568

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

thrawn527 posted:

The other guy who made the rest of his band be in a band name after him.

oh wow RIP dave matthews

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

hahaha what the gently caress

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Dustcat posted:

wait, boomers are on tiktok now? :rip:

that was my thought too, lol

I thought tiktok was for kids/teens

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

hot

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Lpzie posted:

he can't even do the first letter.

trump & john mccain had something in common after all

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Fix posted:

Is the Kenosha rally the last one for the night, or is he going somewhere else? I think I'd actually like to watch the last Trump rally.

grand rapids, michigan at 10:30

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1323429503998328832

why bother? gonna have to re-do it after the election riots

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Plinkey posted:

embrace the buzzcut

please do not give out bad advice

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Squizzle posted:

try making 2 quick snips tonite

now we are advocating nighttime vasectomies? geez

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Imagine a Donald J. Trump concession speech



lmao

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Plinkey posted:

there 100% wont be one

Exactly, which is why it's imaginary :grin:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Buddykins posted:


not enough trump in the thread atm

what a bunch of freaks

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

DrPossum posted:

like when you are a child in pensyllvania on your birthday you will go to the gas station to get some hostess cupcakes and then you parents will look soberly around because you cant buy a six pack

excuse me


tastykake

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Next-Gen posted:




the facts speak for themselves

lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1323466750881648645


pack it in

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

nate silver's too cowardly to add the pennsylvania bakery cookie poll to his algo

yeah it seems legit too

https://twitter.com/spelllls/status/1323469523786305543

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

twoday posted:

I regret to inform you that tomorrow at midnight America will be closed forever

good

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

I'm the toddler picking their nose

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

SirPablo posted:

What is if about terrible leadership that makes me have to vote? Must be all that trumpin'. You know, trump and pump.

big trump, lil pump

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

that loving turmp lean

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

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Gorman Thomas posted:

Holy poo poo, Trump is going to steal the elections and the Bushes know.

Bush always knew

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