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spring-loaded dildo straight into my mouth
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Nov 13, 2020 06:15
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Your mom
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Nov 13, 2020 06:20
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Herpes
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Nov 13, 2020 06:27
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Nov 13, 2020 06:28
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dog stuff. it is a bark box. oh. a dead cat and an alive cat. I only put one cat in the box. nothing has been answered.
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Nov 13, 2020 06:33
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Another box, this box is locked with a key what do you do?
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Nov 13, 2020 06:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOjyv4d998
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Nov 13, 2020 06:38
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puppies. an endless tide of puppies. They spill out from the box incessantly, quickly filling the room. I try to reach into the quickly growing pile to extract the cursed box but it is too late. The room fills and I am forced to vacate. The building eventually fills entirely, and then bursts from the pressure
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Nov 13, 2020 07:09
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The biggest turd you’ve ever seen.
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Nov 13, 2020 07:29
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Another box of the exact same size.
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Nov 13, 2020 07:49
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Nothing. The box is empty
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Nov 13, 2020 08:54
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The desire to live in a box
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Nov 13, 2020 09:07
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The realization that i could've been paid for this by weirdos if i had just done this on youtube
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Nov 13, 2020 09:13
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My dick
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Nov 13, 2020 09:39
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a shitpost. right in my face. loving nasty
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Nov 13, 2020 10:30
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A head, of course, just like that movie.
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Nov 13, 2020 10:40
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A gross of soiled panties. I'm relieved my order arrived safely. Time to have my way with them before reselling them on eBay ("NOT soiled panties, used, unwashed. May contain traces of my nuts.")
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Nov 13, 2020 11:26
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My Amazon order of like, a double pack of toothbrushes and nine yards of that bubble wrap poo poo
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Nov 13, 2020 11:39
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The universe is inside
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Nov 13, 2020 14:07
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it is an xbox. i open it and put the right kind of RAM in, instead. a team of engineers helps me put the lid back on it and maneuvre it back into position with a crane. the xbox is extremely large
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Nov 13, 2020 14:14
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Lol thanks for reminding me of this
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Nov 13, 2020 14:27
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My username has been kidnapped and this was the closest thing to a severed pinky they could send me to know they're serious. If I want the last underscore and exclamation mark to come back alive I need to send $100,000 in unmarked mayo packets.
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Nov 13, 2020 14:34
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It's a turned off monitor and I cannot stop weeping. Tears of joy or sadness, cannot be determined by those around me.
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Nov 13, 2020 14:37
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Put your god drat box away
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Nov 13, 2020 14:47
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It's my own head. I look in the mirror and realize I accidentally put the wrong head this morning. I am very embarrassed.
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Nov 13, 2020 14:55
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Another box.
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Nov 13, 2020 14:57
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It is a single piece of paper containing only the image of Johnny FiveAces.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:02
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Dumb as a doornail or.. Fresh as a spring door? 
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Nov 13, 2020 15:05
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A butt. It is a butt box.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:32
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I wake up, back in December 2019. It's all been a nightmare.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:33
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All the freshest ingredients, delivered straight to my door. Blue Apron makes cooking fun and easy. Use promo code STAIRS for 30% off your first month.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:45
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Unbeknownst to me it is the Ark and my face melts off. I did not order this.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:47
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What is this from, and what's in the bag?
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Nov 13, 2020 16:01
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Another following day, Woody, now elected city councilman, gives Norm a job with the city. Rebecca marries Don but secretly regrets it, feeling he is too good for her. Cliff is promoted to postal assistant supervisor after bribing the head of the postal department with gifts. Sam and Diane walk in and announce their engagement. His friends disapprove; however, having enough of going years without a family, Sam leaves the box with Diane. On the plane, they begin to reconsider their decision to be together again. As the flight is delayed, they amicably agree to part ways. Diane returns to Los Angeles, and Sam returns to the box to see his friends again. While Sam and his gang celebrate the reunion, Rebecca announces happily that Don has a job with the sewer department and leaves for their honeymoon. After the rest of the gang head home for the night, Norm briefly stays behind and tells Sam that he knew he would return to Boston for his "one true love." Sam asks what he means, but Norm just smiles and says, "you'll always come back to her." After Norm leaves, Sam looks around the box and says to himself, "I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world," before he tells someone (Bob Broder) knocking on the door, "Sorry, we're closed." He walks over and straightens a picture of Geronimo hanging on the back wall, and then exits into the corridor toward the billiard room and the back door. The final shot of the series is of the box seen from the street at night before fading to black.
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Nov 13, 2020 16:08
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BigBadSteve posted:What is this from, and what's in the bag? Uh, clearly PUTO
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Nov 13, 2020 16:35
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:dog stuff. it is a bark box. Wh... What the *puts hand over phone mouthpiece and stage whispers to someone offscreen* OK I didn't know what a bark box was at all before now but Stephen I WANT ONE
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Nov 13, 2020 17:14
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WHATS IN THE BOX, OP? WHATS IN THE BOX?
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Nov 13, 2020 17:24
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It's a cumbox, op
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Nov 13, 2020 22:10
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a box that, when measured with lasers, is actually larger than the exterior box.
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