AI Holiday Car Game: Road Trip Edition

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Prof. Crocodile

You've got to have swagger to pull off a white car. Like the guy who used to own this custom-built white 2018 Lamborghini Huracan coupe.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:55

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:16

Ass-penny

That's sure a pretty car, but we need room for our friends. I'll be taking this white 1970 Plymouth Satellite station wagon.

Also, hello AI!

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 21:54

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

if we're visiting AI, might as well do it in style! i'll be driving this white 1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V (Cartier Designer Edition)

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:14

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

imo nothing says "road trip" quite like a windowless white e-250

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:33

Bingo Bango

Hello AI! I love cars but often have little to say about them. Anyway, just cruising on by in my 2003 lifted avocado E250 van

# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:38

The Door Frame: I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

You guys are missing the fun of it all, the beauty and the soul of a Kermit Green FIAT X1/9 should lead the pack

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:45

Stoner Sloth

hi AI! nice of you to visit!

if you want a vehicle for a road trip you need something that has power: I'm thinking a 300-hp. 5700 Vortec V8. but power on it's own ain't enough, it's also gotta scream class - gull wing doors, pontiac firebird style tail lights, voice activated GPS and a spacious interior... and really there's only one vehicle that get you where you're going in the style that you deserve:

2004 model Prototype Source Wienermobile in yellow and orange with Oscar Meyer logo

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 01:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

1991 green the homer

# ? Nov 25, 2020 01:10

SniperWoreConverse

instead of goofy go spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_2EvMzhDc

i have it on a good source that the "pentastar" engine in all green plymouth barracudas is actually powered by hundreds of tiny demons ⛤

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 01:46

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

whoops, just slid on a banana peel and took a hard turn into the cartoon dimension! watch out, i'm driving #6, sergeant blast's green Army Surplus Special!

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:14

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

If you like things that are special, green things that go, you'll love this green 1969 Mercury Cougar Sports Special

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:32

Khanstant

this is Edwin Kranks, a 1944 Piedmont Hauser Special with a light green striped livery and chrome bumper.

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:41

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

now you might ask "whats so special about a Lancia Delta" but when you really think about it, it's the Lancia Delta S4, colloquially known as the "Stradale", and it sports a little futuristic technology known as a "steel space frame". it's swaggin, it's baggin, and it's gonna get you to your destination with speed, stability, and style. and it's green! i don't know about you, but i sure love some green :rznv:

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:49

biosterous

i think the red lancia delta s4 stradale looks a bit nicer! it's got sophistication too

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:01

ephphatha

While we all know red cars go faster, if you want to travel in style surely you want a Martini Racing Lancia Delta S4.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:20

Bingo Bango

Why roll around in a Martini, when you can travel in style in a Grey Goose mobile bar?

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:37

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Well to be honest I'd prefer to cruise with a Grey Top Alcohol Funny Car

Any fuel remaining, we can mix to create the well known Aussie cocktail Rocket Fuel.

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 11:54

Goa Tse-tung: ;3

my dad drove this car, it was perfect for family road trips

rip

a grey 2004 BMW e91 stationwagon

# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:03

SIDS Vicious

welcome AI, I own a 2008 Chevrolet Cobalt its my first car and we only got it because I have two kids and trying to take them places on the bus became impossible. I can't drive my wife drives me everywhere

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 16:41

Ass-penny

Sid, my first car was a sexy, stylish 1992 Honda Accord.

It was not this sexy, stylish, pewter gray 1992 Honda Accord, it was blue, and a stick shift!

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:07

meatpimp: Psst -- Wanna buy

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I'd prefer a Gray Mini Cooper

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:27

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

A Red Mini Cooper makes a fine rally car.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:38

slothrop: Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

We're road-tripping though! I want something that oozes style and class. Something so rare it turns heads! Something like this Red Mirella 230TS

# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:57

Somewhat Heroic: (Insert Mad Max related text)

Is a car like that practical though? A red Deer Forte snow cat get the job done in the dead of winter?

# ? Nov 25, 2020 22:31

Big Taint

Red is sporty but how can you pass up the opportunity to get a Deer Forte in turquoise?

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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:07

Turbo Fondant

BYOB isn't about getting the job done tho. Unless the job is chillin with your pals, which I think ought to be done in a Turquoise VW Bus

# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:43

Stoner Sloth

hell yeah man, turquoise is certainly a good choice but i feel why not go for full 60s-70s chilling in this Psychedelic VW Bus?

# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:37

Horrible Butts

Beautiful! But I gotta fall back on the classic.

It�s the blue and white exploding VW bus for me.

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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

How about a blue and white Rolls Royce Wraith?

# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:21

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

a rolls royce is nice for leisure, but when i need to be ready to fight six of my closest friends travel inside their blue and white great balls!

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 04:35

cursedshitbox: Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.

Proper motoring is done in this Blue and White Land Rover Series Two A.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 06:04

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the sas pink panther series 2 land rover is ready to party

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 06:26

Escape From Noise

Missed my chance to post the grey Ford Astrovan that I was taken on many roadtrips as a kid. Had sticky vinyl seats as an added bonus which is great in the summer!

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 12:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

1957 was a good year for a Pink Chevy Cameo pickup truck.

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 18:36