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The moon is a real bastard. It thinks it's better than us. If you hate the moon, and its domineering ways, post in this thread.
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patttttt posted:The moon is a real bastard. It thinks it's better than us. If you hate the moon, and its domineering ways, post in this thread. Scientists have found out that the full moon actually affects sleep even when people are kept in a completely isolated space for over a month. This in other word proves the existence of nefarious ~moon waves~ and for that I say gently caress YOU moon
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Jan 22, 2021 19:30
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I wanna have SEX on the moon!
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Jan 22, 2021 19:30
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I had a real cool image of a moon with a ghostbusters cancel sign around but I guess you think you're better than me so gently caress you instead
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Jan 22, 2021 19:31
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This insult to mother Luna will not pass without consequence
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Jan 22, 2021 19:32
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The moon is inside of us all.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:32
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Big Beef City posted:I wanna have SEX on the moon! good luck with its subtle yet consistent pull on your rear end in a top hat friend > 
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Jan 22, 2021 19:33
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I'm mooning you right now, op.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:34
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Why not just nuke the moon like you would a hurricane?
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Jan 22, 2021 19:35
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:This insult to mother Luna will not pass without consequence This The moon priestess has passed down the Moon Goddess's judgement upon the OP. They are doomed to forever cut down a regenerating tree on the moon. Sorry, OP, you chose poorly
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Jan 22, 2021 19:35
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patttttt posted:good luck with its subtle yet consistent pull on your rear end in a top hat friend > Ummmm that's what makes it good?
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Jan 22, 2021 19:36
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Did any of the astronauts gently caress the moon, or is the title of First Moonfucker still available?
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Jan 22, 2021 19:37
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Big Beef City posted:Ummmm that's what makes it good? The stagnant finger of the moon does not control you, brother. Rise up, and ask yourself, why do we not finger the moon ourselves?
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Jan 22, 2021 19:38
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Sunswipe posted:Did any of the astronauts gently caress the moon, or is the title of First Moonfucker still available? Your insult to the moon also does not go unnoticed. You are cursed to never have moonlight light your way at night. This may not seem like a big deal until one night you come across a field of full of rakes
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Jan 22, 2021 19:40
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Tides would be the same even if the moon wasn't there. It doesn't do poo poo.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:41
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WTF leave the moon alone!!!!! motherfucker
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Jan 22, 2021 19:42
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Tides would be the same even if the moon wasn't there. It doesn't do poo poo. I DARE you to say that as you gently caress me passionately for hours on the moon
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Jan 22, 2021 19:43
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There's no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:53
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M-O-O-N, that spells “moon,” Coach!
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Jan 22, 2021 19:55
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Park did nothing wrong.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:56
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Imagine having nearly no atmosphere. Pathetic.
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Jan 22, 2021 19:58
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Tides would be the same even if the moon wasn't there. It doesn't do poo poo. You have also been cursed. On what would be the happiest night of your life, a beam of moonlight will temporarily blind you, causing a great misunderstanding with a large bosomed lady. She doesn't mind much, but her recently released from prison spouse ("Brickshitter" Ben) is not amused.
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Jan 22, 2021 20:02
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The moon is perfect in every way and I will not stand for you to berate it in such a rude manner. Apologize to the perfect moon. Appeal to the moon for clemency.
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Jan 22, 2021 20:03
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patttttt posted:The moon is a real bastard. It thinks it's better than us. If you hate the moon, and its domineering ways, post in this thread. I declare jihad on you. The moon rules #1 gently caress the sun ps earth is gay
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Jan 22, 2021 20:03
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the moon doesnt need an atmosphere!! ITS A MOON
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Jan 22, 2021 20:04
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i bet I could fit the moon in my mouth
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Jan 22, 2021 20:05
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wtf hates the moon and not the sun the sun literally tries to kill you every single second of every single day the moon doesnt give af
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Jan 22, 2021 20:06
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Do we have the least cool moon in the solar system or what
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Jan 22, 2021 20:07
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Yeah, gently caress that guy:
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Jan 22, 2021 20:08
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Imagine having nearly no atmosphere. Pathetic. Unfortunately you too have been cursed by the moon for your heresy. One drunken night, you decide to go night golfing on a course. While walking the course, you see an impossibly alluring reflection of the moon upon a water hazard. You cannot help but be drawn into the water. Your body is never found.
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Jan 22, 2021 20:08
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here is a nice documentary with some pretty shots of the moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo
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Jan 22, 2021 20:09
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Unfortunately you too have been cursed by the moon for your heresy. 
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Jan 22, 2021 20:09
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patttttt posted:The moon is a real bastard. It thinks it's better than us. If you hate the moon, and its domineering ways, post in this thread. but i love the moon
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Jan 22, 2021 20:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA
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Jan 22, 2021 20:11
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the moon is the only one you can trust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whMVbVsTEo moon loves you
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Jan 22, 2021 20:15
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Unfortunately you too have been cursed by the moon for your heresy. This isn't even close to being harsh enough to punish this moon hating weiner lord!! I hope that the moon lands on anyone who bad mouth's it genitals until they die from moon poisoning
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Jan 22, 2021 20:17
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I'd like to ask if OP has even met the moon I have
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Jan 22, 2021 20:17
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did you know that the tide doesn't go in and out, the sun and moon make a bulge of water from their pull and the earth just rotates through the bulge
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Do it ironically posted:did you know that the tide doesn't go in and out, the sun and moon make a bulge of water from their pull and the earth just rotates through the bulge If you had ever indulged in 69 with the moon you would have already known that
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That's because water loves the moon and wants to be with the moon because it knows. It knows about the moon and wants to go there to make love.
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