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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
4) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960729

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
4 out of 21 already? man you hate to see a runner collapse so close to the finish starting line

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

4 out of 21 already? man you hate to see a runner collapse so close to the finish starting line

5) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960732

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
6) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960733

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
7) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960735

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
8) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3960736&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#pti2

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
9) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960739

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Mar 1, 2021

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
10) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960741

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
needs more 8th threads

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

needs more 8th threads

To busy making threads to count.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
11) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960742

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
12) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960747

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
13) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960748

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

So many useless threads, where's Burt when you need him

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Its okay I won't cry make the threads

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

couldn't even complete the 21 thread salute. lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm still trying but, drat, it's....uh....not as easy as I thought it would be to come up with 21 half-baked ideas.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm out of practice :haibrow:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Literally A Person posted:

I'm still trying but, drat, it's....uh....not as easy as I thought it would be to come up with 21 half-baked ideas.

Well, really, that's only 10 and a half full baked ideas.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
14) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960866

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
15) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960998

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I wish I had asked Burt about the Aida Cuevas av when we were all shooting the poo poo in voice chat.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

I'm still trying but, drat, it's....uh....not as easy as I thought it would be to come up with 21 half-baked ideas.
there should be a thread where we try to find the dumbest-looking horse. horses can look pretty dumb sometimes imo

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



rip in peace, you were deece

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gary oldmans diary posted:

there should be a thread where we try to find the dumbest-looking horse. horses can look pretty dumb sometimes imo

I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, likely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness.

Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.

With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away

As someone who grew up with a couple friends into horses and loving dressage I can say that if anything you are being way too easy going on them. Its like their survival strategy is to break their legs or kill them selves at the slightest sign of danger, or a noise, or a change in humidity.

My friends barn had to install a big fence because they were next to a turkey farm and despite the horses seeing these birds every single loving day, any time you'd ride past them most of the horses would briefly flip out and hurt them selves or throw their rider when the turkeys came into view. You could literally ride in a loop for an hour and every single time the horse would "scare" at the turkeys.

Maybe wilder horses are smarter but dressage horses are more fragile and stupid than a baby that just learned to crawl. They will jump onto fences and cut them selves in half, they will get stuck between buildings, they will randomly for no reason at all break their legs. If there is a way to kill or hurt them selves they will find it. And people drop 50k or more on these idiots.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

OMGVBFLOL posted:


Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.


Wait, what?? I'm assuming you're talking about horse shoes, but on the chance you are not I'm going to double down on my initial wait what.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Wait, what?? I'm assuming you're talking about horse shoes, but on the chance you are not I'm going to double down on my initial wait what.

Hooves can split or crack if they walk on hard surfaces too much, leading to potentially deadly infections. Hard surfaces wear down the hooves very quickly and the shoes prevent that.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Turkeys are pure savagery. That horse knew.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Who What Now posted:

Hooves can split or crack if they walk on hard surfaces too much, leading to potentially deadly infections. Hard surfaces wear down the hooves very quickly and the shoes prevent that.

Another crazy thing about horses' hooves is they can get inflamed if the horse eats too much fresh grass, which in mild cases results in tenderness of the hoof, and if left untreated ends up deforming the hoof and requiring euthanasia.

A horse can literally kill itself by eating to much grass.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i mean anything can do that if it tries hard enough

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
What about the Mr Hands horse? He seemed to know what was up.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

he defended a wife beater and attempted to turn gbs into a safe space for people who posted about "black crime rates" in response to every right wing mass shooting

he fought hard but the bigger cancer won, rip dude

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i don't think the mr hands horse did that. i'm not sure how it would even post

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

he defended a wife beater and attempted to turn gbs into a safe space for people who posted about "black crime rates" in response to every right wing mass shooting

he fought hard but the bigger cancer won, rip dude

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Keep this thread stickied to act like a mouse trap for our worst posters

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Burt destroying accounts from beyond the grave. Insanely powerful he was.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How long before some lunatic with a shovel tries to have a forums cadaver synod?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Wow the horse thread became weird for a second there.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Pretending burt had no flaws is kinda offensive to his memory

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Evil Agita posted:

Pretending burt had no flaws is kinda offensive to his memory

Oh piss off with that poo poo.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Evil Agita posted:

Pretending burt had no flaws is kinda offensive to his memory

To be fair most of the fond memories shared itt are variations on "lol he was so drunk off his poo poo beer he fell asleep while telling the same story for the fifth time, this was after making that same disgusting awful food we kept telling him to stop eating", not sure how high a pedestal that is.

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