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tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Fartington Butts posted:

I'd eat the RAID SHADOW LEGENDS burg.

Eh, the first couple of bites are ok, but then the cook keeps getting in your face about getting more bread/meat patties for $2.99 and it just ruins the meal.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 06:22

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 19:48

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Yellow Yoshi posted:

could an american please explain to us medieval foreigners what "hamburger helper" is
i'm assuming its some sort of side dish designed to go with hamburgers?
apologies in advance if this isn't an american thing, i just had a premonition

See post above. It's BYOM. Like at taco kit.

# ¿ May 2, 2021 17:11

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

I don't think that's tripe. It's too regular, like extruded pasta. I know, as I've swallowed tripe a lot in my day.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 18:01

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

.Z. posted:

edit: twice. I did it twice...

Maybe I should get some more sleep.

Some actual content:

Who wants some charcoal and iron ice cream?
https://soranews24.com/2021/04/28/w...-test%e3%80%91/

This was Mystique's back up plan in X2: X-Men United in case she failed to seduce/knock out the fat guard.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 23:20

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Melted cutting board for that authentic weekend-with-divorced-dad touch.

quote:

This is the worst sliding puzzle.

# ¿ May 25, 2021 02:52

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Millions of years from now, our cephalopod successors will be theorizing that the many horned culinary demon telling us what and where to eat was the last straw that led to our species' decline.

# ¿ May 27, 2021 17:52

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Any picture that captures the transparent layer of oil that you have to dive through for actual sauce is a good picture.

It's supposed to glisten.

# ¿ May 29, 2021 00:44

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

OwlFancier posted:

Sounds like rice pudding from hell.

We have such sights to show you.

It's Filipino Champorado.

# ¿ May 29, 2021 04:13

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

SlothfulCobra posted:

But then you can't eat it like a pizza.

May I interest you in the Chizza?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 00:51

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

SlothfulCobra posted:

That is a piece of bone-in chicken next to, not on top of, what looks like a segment of lasagna.

So just roll the drumstick in the toppings or take the top layer off the boneless chicken and lay it on top.

Or are you afraid of choking?

_{More like ShamefulCobra.}

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 02:47

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Ibblebibble posted:

https://twitter.com/flavor_waves/status/1400877862916214790

God I would stuff this in my mouth so quickly

Only 1 salted duck egg? This is gonna start a fight.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 15:41

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

MariusLecter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VANtS2S.mp4

"Hey! It's Ratatouille at work! And he's putting the finishing touches..? What is that, ..chocolate... sprinkles..?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 16:10

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

You take that back. I mean, how could you say that knowing full well that grapefruit (any temp) exists?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 17:35

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

uber_stoat posted:

the company that brings resurrected dinosaur meat to market will be king of the earth.

Nah, they'll bankrupt themselves just to find out it tastes like chicken.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 19:20

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Aardvark! posted:

pronto pups: now in mayo or mustard!

I am a meat popsicle.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 02:23

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Poopelyse posted:

I keep telling you to stop shopping at the Stop and Shop in Innsmouth.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 22:54

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HQVrBpt.mp4

Shh, that's the secret ingredient to pesca a la galvani.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 19:19

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Empty Sandwich posted:

the British term "marrow" deeoly confused me when I was a child

I honestly can't think of a dish calling for that kind of "marrow" that would be hurt by chucking some marrow bones in.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 18:01

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

uber_stoat posted:

hatefully garnished with some ruffles crumbs that someone had in their pocket.

Looks like it also had some loose cheese mixed in.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 15:58

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Captain Hygiene posted:

You just know someone's gonna pitch chestbursters as a high-class dining experience whenever we finally run across xenomorphs

That burning sensation means it's fresh!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 20:44

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Grand Fromage posted:

Was going to go with this:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 02:27

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Shadow kitchen makes it sound vaguely sinister.

It's just the 4Kids term for BOH at Pegasus's new restaurant.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 02:16

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FoqYRBo.mp4

So that's where you came from, Cotton Eye Joe.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 01:56

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

The world's most laid back firebender.

Is there more to it, like the sprinkler system going off?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 17:32

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Aardvark! posted:

I think it's half 15, half 42. The last one is also half 42.

I mean, I'd wanna kill myself as well after eating that.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 00:12

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Cartoon Man posted:

Look at y’all plebes eating canned mac n cheese. I get mine by the bucket full.

Isn't this the stuff being sold by the megachurch guys for the end times? Good luck getting raptured when God can't lift your fat rear end.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2021 00:53

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

donquixotic posted:

Pineapple belongs in coleslaw

[Record scratch]

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 20:56

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

steinrokkan posted:

No evil is too great not to exist in this hellworld. The amount of pictures you get searching for "pineapple macaroni salad" is overwhelming.

So is the number of results for pineapple slaw, but those pictures just look like regular slaw.

Jesus, the amount of watery mayo in there could supply the Northeast's Burger Kings for months.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 21:33

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

One of my grandma's was a pie/cake anarchist. I know she knew how pies were usually cut, but we would just get shushed into submission. She would just tally up the number of people at the party and cut a grid that best fit into it.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 06:15

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

axolotl farmer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f83cDqv.mp4

"Bleeding the excess sexy at the sexy arse factory" [colourised] circa 2021

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 13:08

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Decoy Badger posted:

I made "reverse hot cocoa", marshmallows with malt/ovaltine and milk powder replacing most of the sugar.

It looks like a building material, but it tastes like a warm rich malty butterscotch drink.

It sounds good. Ovaltine was my childhood chocolate powder of choice. But drat if it doesn't look like you made dessert dwarf bread.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 02:57

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

CannonFodder posted:

Next day chili is the best chili.

If you ever take part in a chili cookoff, the best advice is to make it the day before, refridgerate it overnight, and reheat it the day of the cookoff. Giving the spices and flavors time to mix is important.

The bacon wrapped white mushy stuff is whatever, I can accept Douglas Fir needles as the aromatics because they remind me of Christmas, but what the gently caress are they in? What is that hairy fuzzy half of a trilobite from the Precambrian Era thing that the food is in?

It's just a crab. They can grow hair on their carapace and legs.

Shame on you for only eating underage crabs.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 15:39

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

I've had to describe them as pork cracklin's of the sea- all crunchy, salty bits...and yeah, now I gotta go get some.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 18:08

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

MariusLecter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PxjiuAt.mp4

Why were you recording how my lunch was made?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 00:06

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Cartoon Man posted:

Eel head dumplings

A while back, but I felt like I've seen this before in this thread or one of the earlier one. Turns out it was this:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 22:16

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

I thought I closed the pimple popping tab.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 04:02

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

uber_stoat posted:

they look better with the feathers on.

CLUCK

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 19:51

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

I'm guessing it was an attempt at "Mexican" food and they did try to color it with red and green food coloring. I base this solely on the guac with way too much bullshit going on in the background.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 17:35

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Found the post on reddit. It's a snake made of pastry dough and cold cut . Spoilered for those trying to keep their faith in humanity. It's AFP, but in a wildly different direction than I was expecting.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 17:46

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 19:48

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Brawnfire posted:

Pickled in WHEY? What the gently caress is happening

You ask 'whey?', but I posit: whey not?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 14:26

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