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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


- Mouse Rustlin'
- Tumbleweed Rasslin'
- Wheat stalk chawin'
- Hoedown at the OK Corral
- Boot Disrespectin'


When you and your other cowpokes stands by a fountain and presses your thumb against the spigot such that the drinker is inconveniently wettened, that's a Bubbler Drublin'.

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sk

(ヤイケス!)




this town ain't big enough for more than the two of us

https://giant.gfycat.com/SmoothAdoredFoal.webmthank you prof crocodile and vanisher and plant monster!!

Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
Check out my Retired Sig Parade!

Luvcow




well howdy partner, this is my good friend ponymeat

*camera pans to a stack of cans of dog food*

she's kinda shy but... what's that ponymeat?

*silence as the camera pans back to the stack of cans*

well she says it's nice to meet you

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

moseying around

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.

google THIS



Showdown at 12:15 or so

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




*stiffling giggles*
"oh man the boss is going to be so embarrassed when he shows up for the duel to find his revolver loaded with BEANS"
*cowboy giggles increase in volume*


tyvm hbag

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




well, johnson, what do you think of my brand design. gonna register it with the state today!
*johnson takes a sheet of paper*

this time next week all 500 head'll be bearin' this brand!


tyvm hbag

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat




3/4 gallon hat

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Prospector prospectin'

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Just the rootin' and tootin' today thanks

Turdo



*roots, toots, and shoots, but shoots blanks*

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Aces and sevens

nut


just gonna get along today thanks

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

nut


yet no one asks Whydy

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Let me get this straight; you need an old grizzled lawman to go on a journey into dangerous territory to kill/find/rescue your treacherous farmhand/sweetheart/other from Native Americans/Bandits/cannibal troglodytes?
Well....good luck!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


paula cole traveling back in time in order to prevent johnny cash from writing Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.

that feels pretty high stakes but no ohter thoughts in my head rn.


Buttchocks posted:

Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.

lmao

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Oh these revolvers? They're loaded with blanks. I'm an actor in the street theatre troupe come to town. I guess they could cause some burns if they go off but otherwise they're perfectly safe.

Horrible Butts


Well [cowboy chuckle] I'll be ridin' off into some set or another I suppose. No need to specificate.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


me and the other cowpokes gathered in conference room yeehaw, trying to groupthink a gender neutral version of "*tips hat* ma'am."

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



*spittin' a wad uh'chaw neatly into a spittoon to the applause of my friends, I finally got it right*

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Harvestin' some tobacco from the community garden co-op.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


workshopping some country-fried wisdom down at the Open Holler.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

google THIS



Putting a moderate laxative in the town well

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


a stampede but with miniature cows so the most injured you get is lightly bruised

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Gettin' up t'no good by rustlin some calves into a pen and watchin' 'em jump off the square bales while my pardner goes t'town t'get a meat n' three.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


doing up a cowboy bbq but on a lil hibachi grill using tiny strips of samgyupsal you turn with a big ole pair of tongs

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Jaguars!




Elastrating Joe's F-350

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




putting mustaches on wanted dead or alive posters


tyvm hbag

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Spur jingle-janglin'

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




snake-in-the-boot (non venomous) - an offshoot of boot disrespectin'


tyvm hbag

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Yee-hawin' a little louder than your pardner, and he a little louder than the pardner before

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

Gramps





waxing my improbably large moustache before ambling up to the bar and ordering a sarsparilla and then shooting my pistol into the ceiling when someone cheats at cards

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Rounding up a posse to hang some streamers for the cotillion.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


google THIS posted:

Putting a moderate laxative in the town well

Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee

care 2 join me 4 a game of watch-me traveler?

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




get ruint

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Circuit court judge rides into town for the hoop-spinnin' contest.

Gramps





nervously pinning my shiny new sheriff's badge to my shirt knowing the last 4 sheriffs were shot by cattle rustlers. think I'll head down to madam sherri's place and see if Darla is workin. I could use some whisky but that drat bartender was watering down drinks the last few weeks and everyone complained about it but they're still giving him their money. We'll see how he changes his tune once I introduce him to my old pals Smith and Wesson

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Gramps posted:

nervously pinning my shiny new sheriff's badge to my shirt knowing the last 4 sheriffs were shot by cattle rustlers. think I'll head down to madam sherri's place and see if Darla is workin. I could use some whisky but that drat bartender was watering down drinks the last few weeks and everyone complained about it but they're still giving him their money. We'll see how he changes his tune once I introduce him to my old pals Smith and Wesson

Having trouble deciding if this is high-stakes, low-stakes, or high-stakes over something erstwhile low-stakes. It's messing with me.

Maybe try threatening the bartender with a moderate fine instead of brandishing a firearm?

e: Pardner.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Feb 28, 2021

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