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PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

- Mouse Rustlin'
- Tumbleweed Rasslin'
- Wheat stalk chawin'
- Hoedown at the OK Corral
- Boot Disrespectin'

When you and your other cowpokes stands by a fountain and presses your thumb against the spigot such that the drinker is inconveniently wettened, that's a Bubbler Drublin'.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 14:26

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# ? Apr 21, 2021 05:24

sk: (ヤイケス!)

this town ain't big enough for more than the two of us

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 14:42

Luvcow

well howdy partner, this is my good friend ponymeat

*camera pans to a stack of cans of dog food*

she's kinda shy but... what's that ponymeat?

*silence as the camera pans back to the stack of cans*

well she says it's nice to meet you

# ? Feb 26, 2021 14:51

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

moseying around

# ? Feb 26, 2021 17:43

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 22:37

google THIS

Showdown at 12:15 or so

# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:09

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

*stiffling giggles*
"oh man the boss is going to be so embarrassed when he shows up for the duel to find his revolver loaded with BEANS"
*cowboy giggles increase in volume*

tyvm hbag

# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:29

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

well, johnson, what do you think of my brand design. gonna register it with the state today!
*johnson takes a sheet of paper*

this time next week all 500 head'll be bearin' this brand!

tyvm hbag

# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:32

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

3/4 gallon hat

# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:01

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Prospector prospectin'

# ? Feb 27, 2021 07:19

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Just the rootin' and tootin' today thanks

# ? Feb 27, 2021 07:45

Turdo

*roots, toots, and shoots, but shoots blanks*

# ? Feb 27, 2021 07:53

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Aces and sevens

# ? Feb 27, 2021 13:32

nut

just gonna get along today thanks

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 13:49

nut

yet no one asks Whydy

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 13:49

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Let me get this straight; you need an old grizzled lawman to go on a journey into dangerous territory to kill/find/rescue your treacherous farmhand/sweetheart/other from Native Americans/Bandits/cannibal troglodytes?
Well....good luck!

# ? Feb 27, 2021 14:23

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

paula cole traveling back in time in order to prevent johnny cash from writing Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.

that feels pretty high stakes but no ohter thoughts in my head rn.

Buttchocks posted:

Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.

lmao

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

# ? Feb 27, 2021 14:29

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Oh these revolvers? They're loaded with blanks. I'm an actor in the street theatre troupe come to town. I guess they could cause some burns if they go off but otherwise they're perfectly safe.

# ? Feb 27, 2021 14:33

Horrible Butts

Well [cowboy chuckle] I'll be ridin' off into some set or another I suppose. No need to specificate.

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:02

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

me and the other cowpokes gathered in conference room yeehaw, trying to groupthink a gender neutral version of "*tips hat* ma'am."

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

# ? Feb 27, 2021 17:49

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

*spittin' a wad uh'chaw neatly into a spittoon to the applause of my friends, I finally got it right*

# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Harvestin' some tobacco from the community garden co-op.

# ? Feb 27, 2021 19:55

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

workshopping some country-fried wisdom down at the Open Holler.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

# ? Feb 27, 2021 20:52

google THIS

Putting a moderate laxative in the town well

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:00

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

a stampede but with miniature cows so the most injured you get is lightly bruised

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:06

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

Gettin' up t'no good by rustlin some calves into a pen and watchin' 'em jump off the square bales while my pardner goes t'town t'get a meat n' three.

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:29

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

doing up a cowboy bbq but on a lil hibachi grill using tiny strips of samgyupsal you turn with a big ole pair of tongs

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:40

Jaguars!

Elastrating Joe's F-350

# ? Feb 28, 2021 00:29

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

putting mustaches on wanted dead or alive posters

tyvm hbag

# ? Feb 28, 2021 01:51

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

Spur jingle-janglin'

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# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:12

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

snake-in-the-boot (non venomous) - an offshoot of boot disrespectin'

tyvm hbag

# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:19

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

Yee-hawin' a little louder than your pardner, and he a little louder than the pardner before

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# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:24

Gramps

waxing my improbably large moustache before ambling up to the bar and ordering a sarsparilla and then shooting my pistol into the ceiling when someone cheats at cards

# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rounding up a posse to hang some streamers for the cotillion.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:38

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

google THIS posted:

Putting a moderate laxative in the town well

Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee

# ? Feb 28, 2021 07:10

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee

care 2 join me 4 a game of watch-me traveler?

# ? Feb 28, 2021 07:25

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

get ruint

# ? Feb 28, 2021 07:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Circuit court judge rides into town for the hoop-spinnin' contest.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:15

Gramps

nervously pinning my shiny new sheriff's badge to my shirt knowing the last 4 sheriffs were shot by cattle rustlers. think I'll head down to madam sherri's place and see if Darla is workin. I could use some whisky but that drat bartender was watering down drinks the last few weeks and everyone complained about it but they're still giving him their money. We'll see how he changes his tune once I introduce him to my old pals Smith and Wesson

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:29

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# ? Apr 21, 2021 05:24

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Gramps posted:

nervously pinning my shiny new sheriff's badge to my shirt knowing the last 4 sheriffs were shot by cattle rustlers. think I'll head down to madam sherri's place and see if Darla is workin. I could use some whisky but that drat bartender was watering down drinks the last few weeks and everyone complained about it but they're still giving him their money. We'll see how he changes his tune once I introduce him to my old pals Smith and Wesson

Having trouble deciding if this is high-stakes, low-stakes, or high-stakes over something erstwhile low-stakes. It's messing with me.

Maybe try threatening the bartender with a moderate fine instead of brandishing a firearm?

e: Pardner.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Feb 28, 2021

# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:33

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