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Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

BYOB Corporate
Grover's Corners; Sutton County; New Hampshire; United States of America; the United States of America; Continent of North America; Western Hemisphere; the Earth; the Solar System; the Universe; the Mind of God

I, SweetWillyRollbar, wish to officially tender my resignation as a poster on the BYOB message boards of SomethingAwful LLC. My reasons are varied, with the most prominent being that legendary poster ButtTheShitmanFart has actually posted in BYOB. This is a bar I could never hope to clear again and, I have decided, as my father always told me, to quit while I'm ahead. Thank you for the opportunities and training have been given to me.

Sincerely,
SweetWillyRollbar

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Mar 3, 2021

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:04

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 18:13

barnold: ...but i didnt finish

resignation denied.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:12

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

barnold posted:

resignation denied.

Look, I'm trying to resign with a little something I call "class". So please

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:15

Luvcow

one by one byob posters will disappear, nodding to one another as they pack their hobo bindles, place their caps on their heads and head out into the world. some will venture into the arctic to explore the vast polar expanse, some will travel to tibet to seek enlightenment in some forgotten buddhist monastery and others will delve deep into the forests to live with the animals. and at times we will look wistfully back at a group photo like leonardo dicaprio's character in the hit movie "the beach" and we'll remember the times we spent together on a tiny island of chill in a sea of madness and realize we can never go back.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:16

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

don't let the door hit on you on your way out

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:25

Luvcow

Plant MONSTER. posted:

don't let the door hit on you on your way out

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:35

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Luvcow posted:

one by one byob posters will disappear, nodding to one another as they pack their hobo bindles, place their caps on their heads and head out into the world. some will venture into the arctic to explore the vast polar expanse, some will travel to tibet to seek enlightenment in some forgotten buddhist monastery and others will delve deep into the forests to live with the animals. and at times we will look wistfully back at a group photo like leonardo dicaprio's character in the hit movie "the beach" and we'll remember the times we spent together on a tiny island of chill in a sea of madness and realize we can never go back.

Goddamn

# ? Mar 3, 2021 13:47

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas.

*a big rattan cane comes in from backstage and yanks you back into BYOB*

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 14:48

Jinh

Plant MONSTER. posted:

don't let the door hit on you on your way out

sincerely, because I care about and love you and wow your rear end is looking great today friend, it would be terrible if a door hit it.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 15:29

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Jinh posted:

sincerely, because I care about and love you and wow your rear end is looking great today friend, it would be terrible if a door hit it.

Slamming my rear end into the door on my way out as a goodbye present to my now former boss.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 15:39

Luvcow

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Slamming my rear end into the door on my way out as a goodbye present to my now former boss.

yeah i assumed the thread was a joke and you were of course staying around

not sure why plant monster was such an rear end in a top hat to you, you've only ever been a kind, friendly peaceful poster here

# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:05

vanisher

Delicious, tender resignation that falls right off the bone

# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:16

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

Luvcow posted:

yeah i assumed the thread was a joke and you were of course staying around

not sure why plant monster was such an rear end in a top hat to you, you've only ever been a kind, friendly peaceful poster here

read my post again!

I said don't let the door hit ON you

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:45

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

the door is perverted

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:46

biosterous

lol @ pervdoor

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:59

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

BYOB Corporate
Grover's Corners; Sutton County; New Hampshire; United States of America; the United States of America; Continent of North America; Western Hemisphere; the Earth; the Solar System; the Universe; the Mind of God

I, SweetWillyRollbar, wish to officially tender my resignation as a poster on the BYOB message boards of SomethingAwful LLC. My reasons are varied, with the most prominent being that legendary poster ButtTheShitmanFart has actually posted in BYOB. This is a bar I could never hope to clear again and, I have decided, as my father always told me, to quit while I'm ahead. Thank you for the opportunities and training have been given to me.

Sincerely,
SweetWillyRollbar

this comes off less sincere when you wrap it in a brick and huck it through a window btw

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:02

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

luvcow, please, I love you. ;_;

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:05

Luvcow

Plant MONSTER. posted:

luvcow, please, I love you. ;_;

oh sorry

my fault, was very confused why two cool people would not like each other, happy to be wrong and dumb

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Something about a glowing recommendation from the radium factory

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:10

Luvcow

again my apologues plantmonster

in my haste to pack my little hobo bindle i erred against a good poster

don't mind me as i delve into the forest to live the rest of my days with the woodland creatures

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:22

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

Luvcow posted:

oh sorry

my fault, was very confused why two cool people would not like each other, happy to be wrong and dumb

fun fact: i reread my post hours after making it and also didn't see the little joke part and I was like "wow i am an rear end" but then I remembered the joke part and was like "hoho!"

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 17:25

Goons Are Great: Well yeah, but honestly..

I want the door to hit my rear end, Ive been bad

https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

# ? Mar 3, 2021 18:11

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

Glutes Are Great posted:

I want the door to hit my rear end, Ive been bad

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Mar 3, 2021 18:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*beating the door mercilessly with my rear end*

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:01

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i always twerk on wood for luck

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:04

alnilam: Posting in the springtime

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:14

alnilam: Posting in the springtime

Dressing my resignation letter in a wee tuxedo and shiny black shoes

_{ty blaise rascal}

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:20

sk: (ヤイケス!)

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:33

sk: (ヤイケス!)

get your kiester back to your cube rollbar or I'll take the rear end door out of the goddamned break room

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:35

sb hermit

barnold posted:

resignation denied.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 07:49

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Yeah, sure you can leave! No problem, just, eh heh, choose which of these doors you want to go through:

One leads to safety and probably a delicious pizza dinner, but the other leads to coupons and deals.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 11:20

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 11:55

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.

Please leave my wife out of this.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 13:53

Twenty Four

*leaving my resignation letter at the door that says in the biggest possible font on the cover letter, with nothing else attached just stating NOT SORRY

# ? Mar 4, 2021 15:04

Twenty Four

maybe it is time

# ? Mar 4, 2021 15:04

Prof. Crocodile

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.

I have been posting this way for years.

thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 16:15

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Please leave my wife out of this.

I will not leave myself out of this!

# ? Mar 5, 2021 00:36

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

I will not leave myself out of this!

intrigued by this saucy drama

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 00:39

Derpies: BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS

barnold posted:

resignation denied.

https://giant.gfycat.com/VibrantVagueHarpyeagle.mp4

ty to PROF CROC for the tug lyfe sig. ABT NST!

# ? Mar 5, 2021 00:50

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 18:13

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

just when I think I'm out... they hug me back in

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:02

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