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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Josh Lawyer is really something


quote:

According to court documents obtained by Radar, Duggar hired former federal prosecutor, Justin Gelfand. The Missouri-based lawyer filed a notice in Duggar's criminal case informing the court he would be representing the reality star against the child pornography charges. 

Gelfand, who works at the law firm Margulis Gelfand, touts his professional accomplishments on his website. The attorney says he won a complete acquittal in a Missouri sex crimes jury trial, was able to win an acquittal of "all of the most serious counts" for a defendant accused of sex trafficking, and "persuaded Missouri prosecutors not to prosecute a man accused of a sex crime against a child."

I get that lawyers advertise about their abilities is getting people off but jesus christ

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 12:53 on May 4, 2021

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

Josh Duggar is a sick fucker

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Josh Lawyer is really something


I get that lawyers advertise about their abilities is getting people off but jesus christ

That reads like someone is trying to win an essay contest on why they should be allowed into hell.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




McStabby posted:

One of the women who was in that cult did an AMA a year or so ago. There was absolutely a beauty standard for the women. They were expected to have long, curly hair amongst other things. In some of the earlier pictures of the Duggar girls they have the same lovely perms as Michelle. Women would also be shamed for their weight, which in the case for the fundie center the OP worked at, it was because the teens were actually being fed unlike at home.

It's already an issue with large families that parents tend to drastically underestimate how much food that growing kids actually need and results in fighting over plates and food insecurity, bringing socially enforced body image issues in with that and general patriarchy and I can see things getting very bad very fast.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

Ok this man's computer needs to be searched by the FBI immediately

That face screams "I've touched a kid or seven"

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



He has the same diddler energy as Duggar.

Allegedly. In minecraft.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

Uncle Jack?!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




low key sex master posted:

Ok this man's computer needs to be searched by the FBI immediately

That face screams "I've touched a kid or seven"

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

He looks like a version of Jonah Hill that never made 23 Jump Street and decided he would just nerd it out for the rest of his life

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

DAVID MITCHELL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER



"First you gotta download TOR..."

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie




Working hard or hard while working

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I get that everyone, including the most vile, scummiest people on planet earth, deserve to have able representation to aid in their defense against criminal charges. I get that as a concept.

But advertising that you basically set child molesters and sex abusers free is actually kind of vile in its own disgusting way. Like there's a way that you can say that you're a competent defense attorney without saying "You want your kids' molesters to get out of jail? Call me! I'm not hiding anything in seven external hard drives!"

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005






jam band

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Xenocides posted:

Mark Twain

lmao, drat dude what would you even call dunking on someone that hard back then before basketball was invented?

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004


Sector Effector


And then there's the online services with absurd TV ads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkQIaknNZd4

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

mallratcal posted:

This is the thread where I saw Mark Samsel the Kansas City substitute teacher/Kansas House of Representatives member, knee a student in the balls and have a crazy rant. SoHere is Mark Samsel's full statement. It's long and it is full of crazy.

https://www.ksnt.com/news/kansas/kansas-lawmaker-substitute-teacher-charged-with-battery-involving-student-releases-statement/

It turns out it is you who is the real monster.

I read about 2/3rds of that before I had to click out of it. I've read the internet for years. That post is so demented all the way down. Almost every single sentence is quotable for it's insanity.

Oh, and this is a politician? That is just loving great.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Internetjack posted:

I read about 2/3rds of that before I had to click out of it. I've read the internet for years. That post is so demented all the way down. Almost every single sentence is quotable for it's insanity.

Oh, and this is a politician? That is just loving great.

The only way you can't get elected as a Republican in Kansas is be Kris Kobach

It takes a special breed of insane and evil to lose to a Democrat

Just as an aside, Kansas has not elected a Democrat to the US Senate since 1932.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



gently caress a kid? I am your attorney

I had a visceral urge to punch this person even before I saw what he does.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Xenocides posted:

I had a visceral urge to punch this person even before I saw what he does.

A Gene pool as deep as a kiddy pool has that effect on people.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jesus christ.

Does he know that this huge mental screed is going to be kept on the Internet forever?

Did that occur to him at any point?

it did, and his logic then went to...

quote:

On Sundays, I attend church. I know where I am going.

so in his mind he did everything right and everyone else is wrong. also he makes sure to mention how hard it is to be a referee for kid's sporting events, not to mention that he doesn't get paid nearly enough for it.

quote:

But I do listen to T-Swift. I shake it off. Always will. God has me exactly where He NEEDS me. And that scares folks and confuses íem. Some of them anyway.

dude is living in his own world

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

That article is really weird in that it presents him kicking a minor in the groin in front of the entire class as an afterthought.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Despite her success, which might have people believe otherwise, God in fact HATES Taylor Swift. Can't fuckin' stand her. I learned this in a vision.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007




Lipstick Apathy

Iím annoyed I canít remember the dudeís name but from past iterations of this thread I remember a leader, who influenced the duggar parents and other families, preferred women to have hair a certain way because thatís what he considered attractive.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Shitposting 24/7 without regrets. my parents would be proud.



low key sex master posted:

I get that everyone, including the most vile, scummiest people on planet earth, deserve to have able representation to aid in their defense against criminal charges. I get that as a concept.

But advertising that you basically set child molesters and sex abusers free is actually kind of vile in its own disgusting way. Like there's a way that you can say that you're a competent defense attorney without saying "You want your kids' molesters to get out of jail? Call me! I'm not hiding anything in seven external hard drives!"

yeah. like i am usually pretty pro defense attorney but fucks like these guys need a one way trip to the loving sun.


best bale posted:

I’m annoyed I can’t remember the dude’s name but from past iterations of this thread I remember a leader, who influenced the duggar parents and other families, preferred women to have hair a certain way because that’s what he considered attractive.

warren jeffs?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

best bale posted:

I’m annoyed I can’t remember the dude’s name but from past iterations of this thread I remember a leader, who influenced the duggar parents and other families, preferred women to have hair a certain way because that’s what he considered attractive.

Bill Gothard

ETA: There were people in my homeschool group that followed his teachings and later left after their own daughter experienced Gothard grooming one summer

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


AWarmBody posted:

Bill Gothard

Is it Gothard or Gethard?

Either way, fuckin'

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418



Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah. like i am usually pretty pro defense attorney but fucks like these guys need a one way trip to the loving sun.

there is a difference between pride in you job, and pride in getting chomos off, even if they are technically the same thing

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





AWarmBody posted:

Bill Gothard

ETA: There were people in my homeschool group that followed his teachings and later left after their own daughter experienced Gothard grooming one summer

Oh god, Bill Gothard. My mom lived at some center near Fort Lewis where they followed his teaching when she was in the army. Luckily for her she met my dad, who was also in the army. My dad was pretty conservative at that point, but he knew Gothard was bonkers. He pretty much singlehandedly pulled her out of that garbage. Now both of them are fairly progressive.

The entire point of Gothard's teachings is that women need to be under the dominion of a man at all times. The center she lived at was specifically for giving unmarried women a place to live where they would have a man to control lead them.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



His name is actually GotHard?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Is it Gothard or Gethard?

Either way, fuckin'

Past tense, as he is now deceased (2020)

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT


I have worked with a guy like the Kansas dude and my favorite memory of him was that he dismissed from a Catholic high school because he kept wanting to discuss a different version of the Bible. After he got dismissed he went on a rant about how it's all in God's plan about what we do in life. Last I heard is that he's working at an Office Max.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Josh Lawyer is really something


I get that lawyers advertise about their abilities is getting people off but jesus christ


Sentinel posted:

A Gene pool as deep as a kiddy pool has that effect on people.

Hmm... seems like he's the right dude for the case.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine


Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



I'm intrigued by the SIN SPIRAL

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine




Oh finally we get to hear what men think, a group who's opinions have long been suppressed, particularly in religion.

majestic12
Sep 2, 2003

Pete likes coffee

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

He has the same diddler energy as Duggar.

Allegedly. In minecraft.

MCMICHAEL claimed the post was a joke.

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

CPL593H posted:

Jerk Bomb.


I'm not joking when I say this is almost exactly what I pictured he looks like. He's got a face like a sociopath trying and failing to imitate emotions. Big spousal abuser energy here.



He isnt smiling with his eyes, thats how you know its all a facade

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine




lol Chad

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