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Poise


Hello BYOB,

I will be offline tomorrow for my ISP to service my network connection.

Please place any messages for me ITT during the interim outage.

Thank you and good day

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Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


posting on my state of the art 3G network hoping that you will read my message



THE HEATHER PAPPS

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Manifisto




for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ORDER THE SCALLOPS FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT

barfdog





i knew filling a hard drive with posts on behalf of other people would come in handy one day

this is my time to shine, baby!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


You get that thing I sent ya?

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




have a good day offline


thank you BALLS DILDO!!


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share your shame here

nut


ur welcome

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gb vanisher for summer

fps_nug



hello!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post





Escape From Noise posted:

You get that thing I sent ya?


thanks Luvcow

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


re: re: re: fwd: re: hahaha no but seriously

treasure bear



loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


treasure bear posted:

loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

Welcome

take the moon



the internet has changed while u were away op

its worse



sig by pot smoke phoenix

sig gob by khanstant

vanisher



Poise I hope you had a nice day and that this message finds you well

Khanstant



im offline right now, if youre seeing this post its because im being impersonated

Nosfereefer



they say that if you go offline, u die irl

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Twenty Four




treasure bear posted:

loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

lmao

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


did the op manage to get back online?



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

take the moon



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did the op manage to get back online?

they will return one day like ButtTheShitmanFart



sig by pot smoke phoenix

sig gob by khanstant

nut


ill never forget u poise

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gb vanisher for summer

google THIS



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did the op manage to get back online?

I don't know, is it tomorrow yet?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


google THIS posted:

I don't know, is it tomorrow yet?

I heard it's always a day away!

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


hello the warranty on your vehicle is running out to be connected to the warranty center please press 1



Luvcow




nut posted:

ill never forget u poise

poise died for byob's sins, laid out in a hammock with baby mario's shoes and lit afire so that we all may mourn

biosterous






Evil Bob posted:

hello the warranty on your vehicle is running out to be connected to the warranty center please press 1

i am mashing the 0 button and saying "operator. operator. operator. operator." because i am absolutely desperate to wish the operator a nice day because i don't think they get to hear that enough



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

Luvcow




biosterous posted:

i am mashing the 0 button and saying "operator. operator. operator. operator." because i am absolutely desperate to wish the operator a nice day because i don't think they get to hear that enough

that's something poise would have done when they were still alive

Nosfereefer



its no use. even if they log back on, theyve been offline so long theyll be a shadow of their former self

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


hello is your refrigerator running please press 1 to report normal function of your refrigerator and receive critical next steps for care



Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


OP, can I have your stuff? If so, don't reply.

Manifisto




Manifisto posted:

for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ORDER THE SCALLOPS FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT

guys I have this horrible feeling that poise may have eaten the scallops

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


I will never forget the original poster



THE HEATHER PAPPS

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nut


an ode to Poise

gone
lost forever
adrift somewhere up
above the telephone lines
and even above the clouds
floating through a space unlike ours
pure dark, lit only by the passing
packets of bytes carrying pictures of frogs, butts
and a mouse with a hat on a skateboard
an ode to the poster named for their own abundance
poise

https://giant.gfycat.com/MixedImportantIsabellinewheatear.webm
gb vanisher for summer

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




nut posted:

an ode to Poise

gone
lost forever
adrift somewhere up
above the telephone lines
and even above the clouds
floating through a space unlike ours
pure dark, lit only by the passing
packets of bytes carrying pictures of frogs, butts
and a mouse with a hat on a skateboard
an ode to the poster named for their own abundance
poise

I love acrostics

Nosfereefer



i know some of the posters here have children

please teach them to never go offline. no matter what

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Luvcow




Nosfereefer posted:

i know some of the posters here have children

please teach them to never go offline. no matter what

Nuts and Gum

Age 18 to 49

can’t believe we got OOF’d.

not even an auto response this is just reckless.

Areola Grande



he had nothing if not poise

WHY GOD


summer sig by Heather Papps®

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


ButtTheShitmanFarted again!

Poise


Gents,

I am back online. I regret the outage lasted longer than the planned one day, but it was out of my hands. My ISP has finished servicing my internet connection.

Thank you for your understanding the past few days

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Areola Grande



u were missed poise


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