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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1465329804421521417?t=hDuRrp0QMbYifAuQuW4FcA&s=19

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


ahhahahahahahaha I was about to post this but :sickos:

maybe now it'll become a functional platform, as by most accounts he's been the main obstacle to kicking nazis and poo poo off the site

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



He's literally on stairs in the post about him 'stepping down'.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes

Fun Shoe

Seth Pecksniff posted:

ahhahahahahahaha I was about to post this but :sickos:

maybe now it'll become a functional platform, as by most accounts he's been the main obstacle to kicking nazis and poo poo off the site

It'll always be poo poo, much like every other social media platform ever created

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Everyone is buying up the twitter stock hoping the next CEO will go in with the goal of selling out to Facebook or Google.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Everyone is buying up the twitter stock hoping the next CEO will go in with the goal of selling out to Facebook or Google.

CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-is-expected-to-step-down-sources-say.html

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Seth Pecksniff posted:

CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-is-expected-to-step-down-sources-say.html

selling the company to facebook would achieve both of those goals
i am VERY smart

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Iím not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. Itís a social network of bots and ďinfluencersĒ. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers.

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:


GolfHole posted:

selling the company to facebook would achieve both of those goals
i am VERY smart

With how much scrutiny Facebook is under there is no way that sale would go through. It would be very interesting to see google buy it maybe.

Social media is a grift anyways. The idea that they could significantly increase numbers doesnít even sound useful. They should lean in on their most intense addicts at this point.

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:


Sophy Wackles posted:

Iím not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. Itís a social network of bots and ďinfluencersĒ. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers.

A lot of people in entertainment and publishing believe you have to be on it to succeed so itís actually massive with those people. It makes sense because every editor in book publishing is posting 24/7, but it really seems like a place to show editors you are having mental breakdowns on the reg and call people you used to work with names so you canít be trusted.

I would be really interested to see the number of actual consumers on the site. Itís higher than you might think, but their engagement is absurdly low.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Jack Dorsey should be the name of a friendly dolphin or beluga whale.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




lol lowtax probably could have gotten unbanned

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Sophy Wackles posted:

Iím not sure there are actual legitimate twitter users at all anymore. Itís a social network of bots and ďinfluencersĒ. And ofc something awful posters posting hot takes from bots and influencers.

jack sell Twitter to getfiscal

let him reign supreme

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

my dog died im sad posted:

Jack Dorsey should be the name of a friendly dolphin or beluga whale.

I was thinking more like friendly wildlife show host.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Hope he gets gently massaged by nazis.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



i guess this means jack was getting in the way of exciting monetezation ideas. finally twitter will be more friendly to the brands.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Shouldn't have gone public before going full Howard Hughes.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Maybe nazis will finally get punish:lmao: I canít do it, I canít finish saying it.

:matters:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


"In wake of CEO Jack Dorsey stepping down, Twitter board approves namechange to "[n-word].com"

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


You Are A Elf posted:

Maybe nazis will finally get punish:lmao: I canít do it, I canít finish saying it.

:matters:

What if it attracts more nazis somehow.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Now he can be a full-time Nazi instead of a full-time Nazi-enabler.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.


Smellrose

So long, let every door hit your worthless rear end on the way out

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

av paid for by the firensd of lowtax spine foundation

, you flithy pig



Maybe they shouldn't have let a homeless person be CEO.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004



Seth Pecksniff posted:

CNBC is reporting that the next CEO's goals are to double revenue and increase membership to like 315 million plus by 2023 which is.... dubious, to say the least

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-is-expected-to-step-down-sources-say.html

He's also some crypto bro so you can probably NFT your tweets or some dumb poo poo

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






EorayMel posted:

What if it attracts more nazis somehow.

Yup:

https://twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1465347427570003968?s=20

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Stick Figure Mafia posted:

He's also some crypto bro so you can probably NFT your tweets or some dumb poo poo

Hell yeah he's gonna drive Twitter into the ground

I love this idea

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Hell yeah he's gonna drive Twitter into the ground

I love this idea

Are those dumb enough to be invested in Twitter stock smart enough to dump it before Captain NFT performs a solo version of "The Aristocrats" all over a company? We'll soon find out!

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007



Exchanging glaaances..



LOL the white supremacists are melting down that Twitter is gonna be run by a BBIMP lollllll

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


They would exceed all their revenue targets if they had the balls to charge $10 for an account and to unban your account after it is suspended.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





what kind of pathetic founder doesn't keep hold of a majority of shares to prevent the board from firing them? that's as dumb as voluntary nuclear disarmament.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021



I think this thread should be about nuclear weapons now. Personally, im pro nuking new york, washington dc and LA

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel


Welp.

The only reason I'd give a poo poo if there was a new CEO is if they addressed the nazi/republican problem. So I guess that's not going to happen.

goochtit
Nov 1, 2021




https://twitter.com/paraga/status/28773976508
caliente

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Guess starving himself so he could could feel special was never good enough.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




:byewhore:
Still not coming back but I'm glad he's out.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

They would exceed all their revenue targets if they had the balls to charge $10 for an account and to unban your account after it is suspended.

Trump could be Twitter's Dare.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


In the world of late stage capitalism, the most important thing is making stock prices go up, so a 10% increase means the almighty shareholders have spoken and they want that fucker gone.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Stock is now down 1.6% from where it opened, lol. Good job algos

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Yvershek posted:

Guess starving himself so he could could feel special was never good enough.

:raise:

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