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Move your hips closer to your lips.
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Go on an all raw meat diet
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the real trick is to lay on your back, roll your head and walk your feet down a walk, OP
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i mean: the real trick is to lay on your back, roll your body over your head and walk your feet down a wall, OP
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Sucking your own dick is boomer poo poo Looking for advice on how to stick mine in my own butthole
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Jan 23, 2022 23:53
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Listen to the gateway tapes while consuming your prime meats that you've aged to perfection in the root cellar
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Have you tried voting?
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Thx
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Jan 24, 2022 05:05
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Put it in your mouth
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Jan 24, 2022 05:10
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How to eat you're owne rear end: volume 1
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Jan 24, 2022 05:30
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I've been tapped twice to write preambles for instructional books about autofellatio
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I'd recommend first doing a binary fission op.HashtagGirlboss posted:Sucking your own dick is boomer poo poo Some people suggest putting your balls to the side but I suggest laying your dick between them.
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Michael Transactions posted:Move your hips closer to your lips. I don't have any strategies for the autofellatio aspirant, other than to listen to Lowtax's monologue on the subject, but I do have to complement your choice on a forum for this topic
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Jan 24, 2022 06:36
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u really should try it out on someone elses dick first, lest you ruin the experience by sucking
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Jan 24, 2022 06:46
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use a straw, ya dingus
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Jan 24, 2022 06:58
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build a machine that will stretch your dick out over the course of several years so you don't have to reach as far
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think with portals
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that's how Marilyn Manson died
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Jan 25, 2022 03:59
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move your LIPS closer to your HIPS
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SorePotato posted:I've been tapped twice to write preambles for instructional books about autofellatio yeah i wouldn't mind tapping you and you're rude tits
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Jan 25, 2022 04:19
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:move your LIPS closer to your HIPS Huh?
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post in d&d
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Jan 25, 2022 04:33
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So you get a hose the same width as your dick and you just suck that bad boy all the way through that hose until it comes out the end.
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over a number of years using a modified torture rack
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Weka posted:So you get a hose the same width as your dick and you just suck that bad boy all the way through that hose until it comes out the end. The Enigma of Amigara Hose
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join DSA
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Oh poo poo that hole pisser guy is bored making cspam threads again lol this is going to be a really good thread
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as someone who has sucked his own dick, i must say that it is really not worth the effort but also lol
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You can't say that without providing tips, in this, the sucking your own dick tips thread.
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just the tips?
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That's what they all say, and then you end up in an ambulance with a broken back and laughing paramedics
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90% of the posts here are tactics not strategies, gas
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he will be successful who has already sucked his own dick before setting out to suck
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The spine contains weakness, do not be afraid to snap it on the path towards enlightenment.
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it's a myth op, we're not that flexible. you're just gonna have to be satisfied with giving yourself a rim job like the rest of us
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Buy a Tesla
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the number of times I've dreamed I could do this perfectly and then woke up disappointed has to be, like, at least 5 over the last 25 years.
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suck another dick but condition your brain to feel what you're doing on your own dick via empathy it's really simple and there's negligible risk of dick sucking related injury
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if you do decide to suck your own dick, be careful not to shoot in your eye because you will lose it like dan crenshaw
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Weka posted:You can't say that without providing tips, in this, the sucking your own dick tips thread. i guess i got a big dick, OP my nickname in high school was "horse boy" and it wasn't because i was majestic or graceful in any way i only was able to get the tip in, it's not like i was able to deepthroat my own dick *cough cough* *wheeze* i have brought you this far, but can not continue with you on your journey *growing frail* you must seek...the...other masters... 
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