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every time I start working at a new factory all the old ladies call me the tall handsome blonde guy
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:The opposite sex never dares to make eye contact. They must be too intimidated This but unironically
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Mar 2, 2024 23:38
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Girls throw themselves at me but its like, I can only get a boner so many times in a day. Having sex any more than 10 times a day is just too much for my 44 year old dick these days. I'm not 43 anymore.
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Mar 3, 2024 00:04
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The most women I've hosed in one day is six. Two for breakfast one for lunch to keep it light and then I had a big dinner
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Mar 3, 2024 01:29
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I know I’m attractive because all the single moms at my daycare introduce themselves when I’m picking up my kid.
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Mar 3, 2024 01:37
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I was at breakfast with one of my wives today and the server dropped off a note from another table saying “Wow! Cute boy! Is he allowed french kissing others?” and we looked over at the table and there were these 3 women in power suits grinning wolfishly!!
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Mar 3, 2024 01:40
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:The most women I've hosed in one day is six. Two for breakfast one for lunch to keep it light and then I had a big dinner I worked in insurance claims so I probably hosed a hundred a day, get on my level 
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Mar 3, 2024 01:46
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I know I'm attractive because men carve crude effigies of my likeness to accompany them on their voyages. I can peer through the eyes of each idol and watch them do the needful.
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Mar 3, 2024 20:28
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I've been told by many oracles that my beauty will fell an empire and I'm starting to get impatient!!!
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Mar 3, 2024 20:36
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Inzombiac posted:I've been told by many oracles that my beauty will fell an empire and I'm starting to get impatient!!! Were the oracles attractive? Did they ask for gold first? Did they leave immediately after telling you? … I got some bad news, pal. Although, since the news is coming from me my handsomeness will ease you somewhat.
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Mar 3, 2024 20:50
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When I'm not fat, people wave and smile at me, when I'm fat they do not. So that's an easy tell.
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Mar 3, 2024 21:08
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syntaxfunction posted:I worked in insurance claims so I probably hosed a hundred a day, get on my level lol i am in the tax levying business..I do entire regions at once, amateur
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Mar 3, 2024 21:08
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People that view me are compelled to create clay figurines in my likeness emphasizing my massive buttocks. They then colour them with ocre and charcoal and use them in their religious practices.
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Mar 4, 2024 00:08
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A child at my old work once told me I look like "the guy from jumanji who wants the diamond", which I think meant bobby cannavale, which I'll take
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Mar 4, 2024 00:53
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Ratios and Tendency posted:People that view me are compelled to create clay figurines in my likeness emphasizing my massive buttocks. They then colour them with ocre and charcoal and use them in their religious practices. 
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Mar 4, 2024 01:00
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Ideal goddess
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Mar 4, 2024 01:09
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Holy poo poo, name?
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Mar 4, 2024 01:12
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I ate a physically attractive person and like Kirby I’m now attractive Thems the rules
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Mar 4, 2024 01:15
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I like my women like I like my croissants.
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Mar 4, 2024 01:43
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I've been told I could be a "settle down attractive" and I don't know what that means but I am not very energetic (I use what little energy I have to paint my warhammers) so that sounds okay.
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Mar 4, 2024 01:44
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Das Boo posted:I like my women like I like my croissants. Croissant Shawty
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Mar 4, 2024 01:53
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what's her @
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Mar 4, 2024 02:14
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:what's her @ Venus @ Willendorf
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Mar 4, 2024 02:17
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:When I'm not fat, people wave and smile at me, when I'm fat they do not. So that's an easy tell. Yeah these days it’s guys with fricken high-vis vests and light sticks waving you in!!
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Mar 4, 2024 04:22
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P*ssy in bio
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Mar 4, 2024 04:43
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People are nice to you and sometimes smile at you. Ive heard if youre too hot though people ignore you or think youre dumb
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Mar 4, 2024 05:04
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cause every day i go on my computer and search up the worlds most physically attractive person and see myself. then after that i turn on my monitor. bitch
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Mar 4, 2024 05:40
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When you're sexy people wanna talk to you. When you're ugly no-one wants to talk to you.
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Mar 4, 2024 06:09
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People give me compliments unless I start talking. Seems like a fair assumption.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:41
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I’ve been told I’m “pretty memorable”, which I’ll take as a win.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:38
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I get told I am by various people and that makes it way more suspicious than if just one or two people did. Like some sort of Truman show.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:57
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Because you never saw this thread and if someone told you what website it was on you would never have heard of it.
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Mar 6, 2024 01:10
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Das Boo posted:I like my women like I like my croissants. drat, you really are ace. A silly goose
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Mar 6, 2024 03:53
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tango alpha delta posted:I’ve been told I look like a banker, but I just don't see it. Is it possible that you misheard?
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Mar 8, 2024 07:50
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Mr Teatime posted:Is it possible that you misheard? LOL, I was thinking the same thing, but no they said banker. I asked twice just to make sure.
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Mar 8, 2024 07:59
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One time I was standing next to some other dude and someone was trying to get the attention of the "good looking guy" and it wasn't me
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Mar 8, 2024 08:26
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My absolute lack of success at dating and track record of people seeing me for a little while then abruptly breaking it off for another person suggests not attractive. I think I might have been in my 20s and early 30s, but I’m just old and weird in my 40s. This is why I got cats; they’re dumb and they don’t care if I’m an uggo, they’ll still snuggle
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Mar 10, 2024 12:50
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i regularly make myself cum
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Mar 15, 2024 04:01
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Jabberlock posted:One time I was standing next to some other dude and someone was trying to get the attention of the "good looking guy" and it wasn't me I worked at this big time job with this dipshit male model. The whole package, truthfully, he was stunning. Rooms changed when he walked in. And there I am in my Levi Dockers.
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In the /r relationships thread there was a story about a guy who’s girlfriend was probably bipolar and off her medication and she told him that his dog spoke to her and called her “a trailer park 7” and if someone called me that I’d probably take it as a compliment
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