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cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
I own a 32" tv.

It's connected to my computer.

Checkmate nerds.

Also, gently caress Ray Rice, I watch NFL because I think it's fun, and I haven't been to a game in 15ish years, so I'm not contributing to the problem at any rate. But I am a Lions fan, and we're not known for being big on showing up every game when we are bad, which is usually.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Ya'll support a lot worse poo poo by buying sweatshop/child labor clothing and eletronics then you do by watching football. Every time you put gas in your car you are supporting some of the worst human rights abusing regimes on the planet.

Get over yourselves.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Everything you support financially is bad in some way hth

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Football is just as necessary in day to day life as clothing and a vehicle

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jackie D posted:

Football is just as necessary in day to day life as clothing and a vehicle

This is going to turn into a really pointless derail and I think we should move on.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Jackie D posted:

Football is just as necessary in day to day life as clothing and a vehicle

Well there you go. Endure brutal working conditions migrant farm workers, I *need* to eat! But football, which I don't really need....gently caress man I am OUTRAGED!

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Ehud posted:

This is going to turn into a really pointless derail and I think we should move on.

Yeah probably

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Quest For Glory II posted:

You give them money anyway because if you own a cable subscription you're paying the networks and the networks use that money to pay the NFL

I'm just glad I'm not a Neilsen home

Good thing I don't pay for cable TV at all :smuggo:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Pull up, thread, nnoooo

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I like how in the game the CBS announcer said this was the biggest scandal in the NFL he could remember. I guess Hernandez killing two guys for spilling a drink on him then covering it up by executing his wives sister boyfriend is less worse then punching a woman.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Elephanthead posted:

I like how in the game the CBS announcer said this was the biggest scandal in the NFL he could remember. I guess Hernandez killing two guys for spilling a drink on him then covering it up by executing his wives sister boyfriend is less worse then punching a woman.

Also Rae Carruth, Jason Belcher, Mike Vick, Big Ben

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

That doesn't necessarily mean that. Yes the Hernandez thing is the worst crime a NFL player committed but as far as a scandal within the organization this is greater when you have executives lying to the public / police. Hernandez's stuff happened outside if the league.

Though I would argue the NFL's history with concussions is a worse scandal.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Elephanthead posted:

I like how in the game the CBS announcer said this was the biggest scandal in the NFL he could remember. I guess Hernandez killing two guys for spilling a drink on him then covering it up by executing his wives sister boyfriend is less worse then punching a woman.

But that didn't involve the NFL. The reason this is an NFL scandal is because apparently Goodell either saw the full video, or at least knew Rice had hit his fiancée and cared so little about her that he gave Rice a two game suspension. Now he's trying to backtrack and he's getting caught in lies. Cover ups are never a good idea because with the NFL as big as they are, someone is going to rat them out.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ehud posted:

This is going to turn into a really pointless derail and I think we should move on.

"going to"

Anyway I still maintain Goodell is going to get forced out after several weeks of really intense media scrutiny. People can go "lol media" all they want (and it is true), but stuff like James Brown's statement with like a billion people tuned in shows they're not having any of this poo poo. This has reached critical mass, it's not to the point where it'll just blow over.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Actually Gooddell is going to transform into his next form, a stronger, faster Gooddell that floats across the top of the screen and shoots fireballs at reporters.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

R.D. Mangles posted:

Actually Gooddell is going to transform into his next form, a stronger, faster Gooddell that floats across the top of the screen and shoots fireballs at reporters.

Stop being funny, I want people to post about how they think comcast doesn't use data from their cable boxes to track viewership

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Actually Gooddell is going to transform into his next form, a stronger, faster Gooddell that floats across the top of the screen and shoots fireballs at reporters.

Oh man. This is the part where I realize I didn't get Art of the Fire Wheel earlier and end up getting my rear end kicked. :smith:

Foyes36
Oct 23, 2005

Food fight!

R.D. Mangles posted:

Actually Gooddell is going to transform into his next form, a stronger, faster Gooddell that floats across the top of the screen and shoots fireballs at reporters.

Nah, the thermodynamics wouldn't work out.

Maybe blood tainted with pathogens or something.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Crazy Ted posted:

I'm going to look like a complete grouch but what the gently caress is this poo poo?

A significant portion of my uneasiness in watching the NFL is based on how exploitative it is, and how much of that exploitation is based on race. Add in the complete joke of how much they care about women, and the fact that it's *this* close to being the actual hunger games, and yeah, it's not too much fun to watch anymore.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I don't have any guilt about watching football because I do not see football players as human beings hth

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

Everything you support financially is bad in some way hth

My Something Awful account gives money to Lowtax. :negative:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I don't have any guilt about watching football because I do not see football players as human beings hth

Tebow was an angel temporarily amongst us mortals for one season :angel:

enigma105
Mar 16, 2004

His record...it's over 9-7!!!

Foyes36 posted:

Nah, the thermodynamics wouldn't work out.

Maybe blood tainted with pathogens or something.

Shiano is Goodell's idol?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I was starting to worry that this story might not survive another news cycle, but WELP:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nfl-security-procedures-cast-doubt-on-claims-nfl-never-saw-knockout-video/

CBS News posted:

In 2009, the NFL wrote up a job description, obtained by CBS News, that defined for teams the responsibilities of the team security director.

The description says the director is required to conduct: "personal visits to local casinos, night clubs, etc. requesting the cooperation of the establishments' management in the event a player or team employee is perceived as a potential problem."

A former NFL team security director who does not want to be identified told CBS News that in his career, there was never a case where he sought surveillance tapes from hotels, nightclubs or local law enforcement and did not obtain it.

Views: hahahahahahahahahahahah burn NFL burn

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Burger Trench posted:

I was starting to worry that this story might not survive another news cycle, but WELP:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nfl-security-procedures-cast-doubt-on-claims-nfl-never-saw-knockout-video/


Views: hahahahahahahahahahahah burn NFL burn

Hahahah They really need to stop dodging this and just start apologizing because they look worse and worse by the day.

ironlung
Dec 31, 2001

TheModernAmerican posted:

A significant portion of my uneasiness in watching the NFL is based on how exploitative it is, and how much of that exploitation is based on race.

I'm so glad you feel uneasy about it, you should make a post on facebook too if you haven't already

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Man the radio is full of people right now backlashing against the idea of firing Goodell, hammering home how good of a job he's done. It's hard not to perceive conspiracy.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

kiimo posted:

Man the radio is full of people right now backlashing against the idea of firing Goodell, hammering home how good of a job he's done. It's hard not to perceive conspiracy.

Who is defending Goodell? That's kinda important.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



kiimo posted:

Man the radio is full of people right now backlashing against the idea of firing Goodell, hammering home how good of a job he's done. It's hard not to perceive conspiracy.

He's not called the talk radio commissioner for nothing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Al Michaels for one.

Also Bill Burr was all over it today but he's just a weird outspoken guy.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Sep 12, 2014

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

kiimo posted:

Al Michaels for one.

Frankly I could care less about the opinion of people who, directly or indirectly, work for the NFL.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
You know, if it's true that Ray Rice told the Commish the whole truth and the Commish lied about it just to cover his rear end, I think the NFLPA has a real good case for fighting on Rice's behalf over double jeapordy (even they'd be loathe to do it).

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-finally-explains-why-it-suspended-ray-rice-inde-1634008557

Jane McManus ✔ @janesports
NFL has informed Ray Rice that it increased suspension because video showed "starkly different" sequence of events than Rice's version.

PS Ravens executives said that Rice's description of the assault exactly matched the video.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mister Fister posted:

You know, if it's true that Ray Rice told the Commish the whole truth and the Commish lied about it just to cover his rear end, I think the NFLPA has a real good case for fighting on Rice's behalf over double jeapordy (even they'd be loathe to do it).

Considering how things are going, I expect that will happen at some point.

I also expect the NFLPA to sit on it for long enough (the league still hasn't informed them, so they won't take action until that occurs) to actually prevent Rice from playing, so the fight just becomes about his salary, which at least keeps him off the field.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
It'd be funny if the meeting was recorded, then we'd really have a Nixon moment. I bet there's at least minutes recorded.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Here's what I think the worst possible outcome for Goodell to be: Goodell saw the recording in Private, gave Rice a chance to own up to it, Rice lied about what happened, but he gave him a 2 game suspension anyway and we can all prove this.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

armoredgorilla posted:

http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-finally-explains-why-it-suspended-ray-rice-inde-1634008557

Jane McManus ✔ @janesports
NFL has informed Ray Rice that it increased suspension because video showed "starkly different" sequence of events than Rice's version.

PS Ravens executives said that Rice's description of the assault exactly matched the video.

Haha. How do they not expect this to blow up in their face? When the NFLPA challenges this, and correct me if I'm wrong but I believe they have an obligation to, then the league is going to have to provide evidence that Rice lied. I can't imagine that a meeting like that wasn't recorded somehow. There just doesn't seem to be any possible way for this to not backfire.

OBR
Apr 9, 2009
I'm trying to imagine how all this would have played out if after the leak NFL would have just said "Yeah, saw it - gave two games. Afterwards we understood that we were too lenient, and that's why we have the new policy".

I'm guessing this would have died down already. There's only so many ways talking heads can say how disgusted they are, and how Goodell really screwed up. Now there are new stories every day for god knows how long.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Goodell's just following Garak's rule: Never tell the same lie twice.

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

OBR posted:

Now there are new stories every day for god knows how long.

Until Johnny Football steps on the field and throws 3 touchdowns OR Suh murders Cam Newton on live TV. Then that will be a big thing and Ray Rice will become a, "Oh yeah, so what's going on with that again?"

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