just wondering b/c he prolly never gets presents  thx
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the birth of christ was the best thing to ever happen to satan. Jesus set an intolerably high standard of goodness, which men have failed to match and turned their back on for two millenia. The brightest candle merely lengthens the shadows..
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Dec 25, 2014 15:01
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Satan and all the others demons gather together to exchange gifts. Its still Hell though, so nobody ever gets what they asked for.
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Dec 25, 2014 15:04
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Thread concept seems pretty dumb. Of course he thinks Christmas is for babies. You better add some pictures of old people falling down before mods show up.
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Dec 25, 2014 15:05
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Hail Santa
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Dec 25, 2014 17:13
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Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmaMfXwlq90
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Dec 25, 2014 17:26
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300$ in amazon.com gift cards
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Dec 25, 2014 17:31
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i sure hope so cause hell is where i will soon end up.
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Dec 25, 2014 17:52
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hail satan
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Dec 25, 2014 18:01
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idk
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Dec 25, 2014 18:22
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Christmas as you all celebrate it and participate in black friday and all that gay poo poo is pretty much Satan's holiday so he probably does celebrate Pagan Consumerist Christmas In Which Everyone Hates and Suffers from November to January 2nd to be happy on three of the days contained therein. That sounds like the terms to a contract daniel webster would sign, so yeah. The togetherness you feel on thanksgiving and christmas is the swansong of your heart as your soul blackens and the blackout drunkeness on December 31st/Jan 1st is you trying to come to terms with another year closer to death. I want to die.
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Dec 25, 2014 18:30
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there is no real satan he was just an angel put in a firey barren holding pit to await trial, you are assuming there is a satan as created as a propaganda tool of the church.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:07
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it came upon a midnight queer
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Dec 25, 2014 19:09
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huh, weird question OP
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Dec 25, 2014 19:14
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i gave satan a small goat earlier today by means of sacrifice yinyin satani
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Dec 25, 2014 19:15
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Yeah. His light display is against HOA rules though.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:17
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He gets a present every time someone says "happy holidays"
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Dec 25, 2014 19:33
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We celebrate Halloween, it's only fair that he celebrates Christmas.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:38
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america is the great satan so yes
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Dec 25, 2014 20:09
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he got his dogs gifts so i would say yes.
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