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Les Affaires posted:What if your partner really really wanted to? They can marry someone else for a visa too. Everyone gets what they want.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 07:46 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:40 |
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SadisTech posted:QLD LNP gonna LNP: I wonder why there were police at the last LNP street party and not this one. What's changed?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 00:16 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:I'll have my own election night party, with blackjack and hookers. Please take care. If your hookers arrive on motorcycles in groups of more than 2 you could be in a lot of trouble with the police for this.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 09:47 |
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You Am I posted:The Guardian is reporting that Federal Government Agencies are reporting journalists who ask too much about asylum seekers to the Federal Police. The agencies are hoping that the Federal Police can lean on the journalists to find where the leaks or who the whistleblowers are. The Guardian posted:Almost every referral made to the AFP by federal government agencies “for unauthorised disclosure of commonwealth information” since the Coalition took office in September 2013 has been directly related to immigration reporting by journalists. Death by guillotine
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 22:43 |
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Anidav posted:Is that seriously a young labor argument published in The Guardian? Why won't life let me escape? Mods please change Anidav's name to Sisyphus
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 04:45 |
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Kickstarter Idea Backpacks for Bogans Buy a bogan a backpack and ask them to leave it near a travel hub or famous landmark. Who wants in on the ground floor of this poo poo?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 06:37 |
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Halo14 posted:Has this been posted yet? Stolen from Reddit: All of them courier mail
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 06:45 |
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Seagull posted:Does the shy tory factor exist in Australia or are people more upfront about how bad they are?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 09:06 |
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Goodpart posted:http://www.smh.com.au/national/david-hicks-terrorism-charges-us-admits-he-is-innocent-20150122-12vzke.html At least this means he can keep profits from any books he writes on the topic rather than have it stolen as proceeds of crime. That's a win right?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 17:52 |
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Jagchosis posted:I just learned that my favorite legal high concoction, which was manufactured in Australia, got banned in early 2014 because of some new retarded draconian law that the Liberals passed. Does anyone have more information about this? I thought I escaped the poo poo that is Tony Abbott by living on the other side of the world but nope. You'll need to be more specific but we've had analogue laws for a long time now. VB is still available if you hate life that much.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 23:45 |
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Anidav posted:Double post but here is the livestream of tonight's leaders debate: May I suggest Bye Murdoch as an easy way to keep your blood pressure down. ninja edit: Mozilla equivalent
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 09:11 |
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I'm starting a petition to have Queensland renamed Queefsland. Who wants in?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 11:35 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Queersland Have you been to Queefsland? They don't like queers there.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 11:41 |
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MaxwellsEquations posted:ACOSS released a study on the actual percentage of income Australians pay as tax after Hockey's insinuation that 50% of income is taken by tax. Lo and behold, high income earners pay only 4% more of their total income in tax compared to low income, despite having access to vastly different funds. I really want someone to ask him if it is literally impossible for someone to save > 50% of their income.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 01:00 |
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Anidav posted:Am I reading into this correctly that regionals could deliver a ALP victory provided 13% swings are commonplace? I literally promised my Irish friend who lives in a popular Queensland holiday destination that I will (uselessly) report him to the authorities and kill his pug if he votes LNP so it could be that too.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 02:22 |
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Gorbash posted:My wife is a non-drivery person, and both her ACT and NSW POA cards have no expiry date - she's been using the same one for fifteen years or more, with no new photo. http://www.rms.nsw.gov.au/roads/licence/nsw-photo-card.html quote:Your NSW Photo Card is valid for five years I have a mate who has struggled to get one of these cards since turning 25 because no one believes he doesn't drive. Eventually he ended up getting his L plates to stop the hassle.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 15:38 |
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HookShot posted:Clive Palmer is just like "gently caress you money" personified. To be fair to Cliev, this poo poo is pretty loving funny.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 03:52 |
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Let me be the first to get in on the LNP winning in QLD train and say "I need a hug"
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 04:13 |
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Ler posted:Abbott gave Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh the order of Australia. Does Prince Phillip have pierced genitals?
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 23:09 |
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I have a fund raising idea. How about every single vote your party gets if you win government causes you to pay $7 to healthcare for all Australians. Literally the only way to argue against this is that you say you hate Australians for voting for you or something.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 06:30 |
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DST is the #gamergate of time discussions. Your opinion is wrong and you should feed bad. Everyone you look at is wrong and they should feed bad too.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 09:49 |
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Ler posted:Really you lot in Australia have it pretty easy compared to us up north. I've lived in NT, SA, WA and NSW and I think actually SA was the best out of it all. From memory as a kid any way. As someone who's spent a bit of time in Kiruna I can promise you this is not that true. It's either really overcast or there is a cloud of mosquitos between you and the sun at any given point.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 19:45 |
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cpaf posted:He must have some kind of back injury or something because the way he walks is not how normal people walk. He's like your old uncle from the country who has to turn his entire body in order to look in a direction ITT cpaf works out that Abbott is spineless.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 00:24 |
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I'm literally homeless and can get aircon cranking with relative ease. Canberra must be some kind of hell hole.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 02:21 |
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Mr Chips posted:Shoot them in the knee with AWP for guaranteed kill If you could use American White People as bullets I'd be a lot more pro gun than I am right now.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 11:08 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:abborttion
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 11:38 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:40 |
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Anidav posted:Are the Greens a Neo-Geo? The Greens are Steam gaming on a *nix machine. You can't handle that poo poo.
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