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im sorry son, its trench foot
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* is Dutch* - Stays neutral while building the biggest cocaine factory ever in Europe, producing 30.000kg a year and selling it to all sides with an aggressive marketing campaign. - Doesn't use the money to upgrade the Army so when World War; the Sequel comes around the Army is still in 1900 tech wise.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:55
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I heard the price of a mile is very costly in Passchendaele.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:56
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Uziduke posted:If Russia takes over Istanbul, will they rename it Constantinople? Putingrad
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Nov 24, 2015 20:57
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So these Germans have big boats with lots of guns? I'm thinking, an even BIGGER boat with more guns than THAT even.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:57
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*sits on pointy hat by accedent*
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Nov 24, 2015 21:03
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Molentik posted:- Doesn't use the money to upgrade the Army so when World War; the Sequel comes around the Army is still in 1900 tech wise. A mannlicher M1895 with 5 rounds of ammo should do for any war. I half expect the army to bring them out for the next epic stand* on the Grebbeberg. *=Fire a few shots for the honour of the army and surrender.
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Nov 24, 2015 21:04
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:*sits on pointy hat by accedent* The WWI equivalent of 'I tripped, my trousers fell down and I landed with my dick in the hoover'.
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Nov 24, 2015 21:50
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NihilismNow posted:A mannlicher M1895 with 5 rounds of ammo should do for any war. I half expect the army to bring them out for the next epic stand* on the Grebbeberg. Yeah, they fit right in with the Lewis, Madsen and Swartzlze guns!
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Nov 24, 2015 21:52
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Ive got an idea for that barb wire stuff, what we need is some big vehicle with guns on it.
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Nov 24, 2015 21:53
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more like world war fun, OP!
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Nov 24, 2015 21:56
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im really mad at my second cousin on that island and brother in law next door time to go to war over it
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Nov 24, 2015 22:15
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America turned world war one into world war won
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Nov 24, 2015 22:18
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o no somebody killed a duke in the balkans time to square up
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Nov 24, 2015 22:25
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*multiple monarchies dissolve*
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Nov 24, 2015 22:51
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Prime minister, losses are inevitable but if you give us these 10 zillion extra men and shells and guns we will breakthough and everything will work out for the empire
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Nov 24, 2015 23:12
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Oh gently caress. Hand out the shovels, we got lots of digging to do.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:15
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Ich bin ein Berliner
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Nov 24, 2015 23:20
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deep impact on vhs posted:the kaiser can suck my dick 
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Nov 24, 2015 23:33
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*advances 20 feet from starting point* *stays there for seven months* I say, those Huns can really take a licking.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:35
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let's just save some time and give Belgium to the Germans. We can still act surprised when they attack from there.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:38
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*fails to take territory called the ant hill* *is condemned to death for cowardice* *kirk douglas tries to save me but fails*
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Nov 24, 2015 23:39
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Id get the gently caress out of belgium schlieffen plan gonna work this time
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Nov 24, 2015 23:39
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*Is from country A* drat those fellas from Country B, I hate them!
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Nov 24, 2015 23:46
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I'll solve this Einstein dipshit's field equations.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:48
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Uziduke posted:If Russia takes over Istanbul, will they rename it Constantinople?
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Nov 24, 2015 23:49
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This is me irl.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:50
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ShaqDiesel posted:This is me irl. What's that guy doing on top of ya?
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Nov 24, 2015 23:51
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*looks at a black white photo of a dumpy looking wife* "This is for you, Beatrice!" *goes over the top and is obliterated by multiple machine gun rounds* *lifeless corpse falls backwards into a puddle of filth and mud* *corpse is preserved when trench caves in* *is discovered 90 years later and put in a museum alongside black and white photo of Beatrice* *photo is labeled "infantryman's wife, Carol"*
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Nov 25, 2015 00:01
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We don't want to fight! But BY JINGO if we do, We've got the men we've got the ships and we've got the money too!
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Nov 25, 2015 00:28
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*is a dumbass australian who has no idea of how war really operates, gets killed thinking war is a sporting endeavour*
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Nov 25, 2015 00:45
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*instinctively burrows into the dirt like a frightened animal to escape literal field of bullets*
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Nov 25, 2015 00:48
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ShaqDiesel posted:This is me irl. Wow way to go not putting a mask on the horse too rear end hole
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Nov 25, 2015 00:49
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Dammit Germany, we wouldn't have gone to war if you hadn't invaded Belgium. We told you this repeatedly. Now we're going to be embroiled in a land war in Europe instead of crushing rebellions in our empire. Oh well, when we attack the Turks I'm sure they'll be as much of a pushover as the last few times. Plus we have the finest cavalry in Europe!
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Nov 25, 2015 00:50
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*invests in gas mask company*
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Nov 25, 2015 00:50
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*Passes out drunk, gets eaten by trench rats*
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Nov 25, 2015 00:54
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*Is Australian* *Signs up to fight in foreign conflict on the other side of the world that really has nothing to do with him* *Invades wrong breach and is killed by friendly fire*
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Moridin920 posted:
Cool pic.
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