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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

BWV posted:

Congratulations to the Sixers for moving into "See more" territory



feel good story of the season

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
What's his problem with Memphis?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

triple sulk posted:

didn't watch the game (watching Iowa coverage), don't care, they're boring to watch and bad

drat you got owned no matter what

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

scuz posted:

they should probably contact the wolves, right? it'd be so much cooler if they did that. release us from this.

if they'd promise to be this bad forever I'd say sent them to seattle

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
This Houston team is made to destroy the blazers.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
oh poo poo, the Timberwolves are coming to Toronto Feb 10. It's going to be the ultimate matchup of the unstoppable force meeting the worlds most movable object.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
you
have
to
respect
the
grift

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
literally every player should play their way into shape imo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Wide open steph, wide open clay, the spectacular agility of Wiggins contested jumper

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Are they playing basketball in China right now?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Wiggins is going to put up some sweet 35/4/2 lines on 70 shots with these draymond/andrew lineups

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
So hachimura is back, is he playing on or off ball?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

MourningView posted:

The Team USA invite list includes JaVale and a Plumlee but not Zion and I am HEATED

Do you think they ask agents before making a public invite? Zion probably doesn't need the mileage at this point in his career giving Tokyo the Kaiju Dunk.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lockback posted:

I can't believe the 76ers corncobbed their way out of a contender.


Total bullshit. The video explicitly contradicts his claims.

I want jimmy to float around the nba like a ronin and destroy every team without enough alphas.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
So like do the sixers just not try away?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

it rules that you can ruin a guys day in which they made 200 million dollars

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ketchup vs catsup posted:

5 Durants and 10 burner Durants

You'd create the singularity as burner accounts just subtweet other burner accounts on an exponential runaway.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
who's worst: wolves or knicks?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

AggressivelyStupid posted:

the clippers have always been frauds

they certainly lose some games

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
The cool thing about the Zion post play is he basically only dunks on lobs and all of his under the basket points come from using body control to find cool angles to bank it in.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The country being locked down by deathflu is probably as bad for the NBA as that one tweet.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
He didn't come close to getting over taco in that dunk. It doesn't count if the dude has to bend way over imo.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Jerry West's got nothing on that rear end.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

MourningView posted:

was young chris paul secretly like the greatest dunker on earth and decided to do nothing but take jumpers from the elbow instead

my entire world view is shattered

Chris Paul def has the Ichiro is a secret HR king energy.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

How much money is he turning down here?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

euphronius posted:

Would the combined rosters of the American Great Lakes team make the playoffs

Does Detroit count which is not on a Great Lake?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Groups:
4 teams on the Atlantic: Boston, ny, brook, Miami
4 teams on the Great Lakes: Toronto, Cle, (Det), Chi
3 teams on the Mississippi: Minn, memph, NO
3 teams on the pacific: LA, LA, SF
4 teams on navigationally accessible inland waterways: Portland, Houston, DC, Philly

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I feel like the bulls might somehow believe that not firing their coach midseason somehow is a sign they are more functional than NY or Cleveland despite it clearly being just a different kind of disfunction.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

NotWearingPants posted:

It's true, the Sixers cannot beat the Bucks when Ben Simmons goes down with an injury and the refs take Embiid out of the game with phantom fouls.

But for a half it was a lot of fun watching Giannis get shut down repeatedly at the rim.

sixers are the softest

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

MelancholyMark posted:

God drat what is wrong with the Jazz

Them + Miami are making a fraudster run.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

straight up brolic posted:

Jazz will be fine. They have a bunch of really good players. Some teams just stop trying around this point of the season and need to have their butts kicked back in gear

The problem is Utah has a possible championship team especially with some luck and/or favorable injuries. If the end up on the bottom half of the west bracket they might have to play through three of la/la/houston/denver and that's going to be real bad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

IT would have made it under

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

NotWearingPants posted:

Just a first year rookie and already has more self-awareness than Ben Simmons

I mean they're both first year rookies though

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I always forget that Kris Humphries was never a Timberwolf, he was only a Gopher.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Soft af

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Goddamn the heat are busted.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

iospace posted:

Meanwhile, the Bucks

No one played more than 28 minutes tonight

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
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