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Dark Off posted:Esperia-Glaive Holy poo poo... hahahahaha....
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:26 |
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I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him Star Citizen . First I showed him the jank and it was pretty bad. Then someone spawned one of the big black B-1 bomber looking ships and i flew my red rocket fighter plane thing under it and self destructed. It made the nose end of the big black ship rock up into the air, once it got high enough, it was like the whole ship was sucked away by a vacuum cleaner, it just went zooop and was gone. Then I showed him stealing other people's ships. He agreed never to spend any money on it.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:27 |
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SirPhoebos posted:
SirPhoebos posted:no u look at this guy that doesnt know poo poo about good pizza id take chicagos pizza casserole over anything with pineapple on it you disgust me no, u really do. why you gotta put pineapple on pizza
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:40 |
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Local Pizzeria got the best thing ever. Chicken, mozzarella, chevre, red onion and honey. Best pizza around. This is very relevant, obviously.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:44 |
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hakimashou posted:I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him Star Citizen . So what you're saying is you're providing a service to society like those folks who go around schools and show kids what a dead smoker's lung cancer looked like.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:45 |
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Star Citizen: Please STOP showing people our game, it's losing potential profits.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:46 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:No, III was. You mean II, IV, and Privateer. Roberts has a story credit on III but two other dudes (the same guys who wrote WC4) wrote the actual script of III. quote:ED: Also Erin Roberts is pretty much a hack. Chris Roberts has a lot of good ideas, but Erin does not, and he tends to hurt anything he gets his hands on. Erin Roberts is the only reason Strike Commander and the first Privateer made it out the door.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:47 |
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:47 |
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420 gently caress goons I am entering myself in the Benjamin R. Lesnick memorial triathlon tomorrow since goons are too poor to be able to go pick up poo poo tier food from Their local Pizza Hut. Rest in piss me I guess
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:48 |
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hakimashou posted:I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him Star Citizen . Star citizen 2 : I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him star citizen
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:49 |
D_Smart posted:Word is that these were put in because otherwise there's nothing for players to do, given that most of what SC was about, is non-existent. These scripted (using the basic CE framework) missions take the same form that SQ42 missions will take. Sans the FMV and acting. You really are retarded.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:53 |
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So, I have a question, the Benjamin R. Lesnick memorial triathlon, is there a timer to completion, or can you pace yourself? Not that I'm going to enter, That much cheese would probably actually kill me.
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:54 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. wow rude
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:56 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. Did you really just call someone "retarded" in the somethingawfuldotcom Star Citizen: Hey, Karl, man, come back. Nah, come back. Hey, we didn't mean nothin' thread? Yes. Yes you did. You're really not fitting in around here. Maybe go back to your echo chamber and fantasize about not being a scam victim?
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 23:59 |
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My (for real) mentally challenged brother would be able to see that SC is an investment in futility.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:03 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. Shouldn't you be playing the best game ever?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:03 |
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Inspired by this thread, I started my own SC-related experiment. I will try to gauge some things I can't talk about now because I don't want to be banned from the SC-forums before I'm finished with my judgement. Expect this final judgement to happen in two weeks.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:04 |
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Gryphon0468 is the most boring cultist. Zero effort hit n runs do not breed comedy. Oh for Octopode to return
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:05 |
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AP posted:Shouldn't you be playing the best game ever?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:06 |
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somethingawfuldotcom poster gryphon234950876234809576 should have all his Christmas presents taken away and be made to sit on the naughty step while he has to watch all the other children playing with their toys. I know who's on Santa's naughty list for next year!
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:07 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. Same
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:09 |
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Since we're on a pizza tangent, does anyone here remember the glory of the Pizza Hut Priazzo pies? This was an 80s thing if I remember, and they were glorious. This was when Pizza Hut was a sit-down restaurant with servers etc., and the big red Coke plastic cups that I swear made the Coke taste better.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:09 |
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Star Citizen: I'd rather stalk goons in fantasy football forums than play the game I spent more than $3,000 on
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:10 |
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neonbregna posted:420 gently caress goons I am entering myself in the Benjamin R. Lesnick memorial triathlon tomorrow since goons are too poor to be able to go pick up poo poo tier food from Their local Pizza Hut. Rest in piss me I guess Pizza Hut delivers just fine here. Don't ask me how I know. I've already prepared a eulogy for you on my blog.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:11 |
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Darkpriest667 posted:^ this is a wise person. I never asked for this.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:15 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Since we're on a pizza tangent, does anyone here remember the glory of the Pizza Hut Priazzo pies? This was an 80s thing if I remember, and they were glorious. This was when Pizza Hut was a sit-down restaurant with servers etc., and the big red Coke plastic cups that I swear made the Coke taste better. Tell you what I remember, being able to eat any Pizza without the specter of allergic reaction looming over my shoulder. You assholes yapping about Pizzas all the time isn't very festive to us poor sods who have to roll the dice every time that cheesy urge overpowers self preservation. I'm kidding. Sort of. I eat Pizzas whenever and chug prescription antihistamines to counter the horrible hives I'd otherwise break out in.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:16 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. High quality drive-by posting. Thankfully your post is in pre-alpha so it isn't fair to judge you.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:17 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:18 |
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Also, while we may have contradictory opinions about the appropriateness of pineapple on pizza, I think we can all agree that gryphon0468 can now go gently caress them self (my sis has developmental disabilities and she would take one look at SC and ask why doesn't it work right then proceed to laugh at the bugs that infest this rotting house with no foundation)
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:21 |
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I enjoy the reasoning, as the SC "Alpha" moves along its versions, and "bug fixes" are applied, and the product becomes "more stable" - sentence ended due to quotation mark limit violation The reason I enjoy this so much, is watching linear thought process that the Shitizens are using to conclude that the game will obviously be released. The reasoning is easy to follow, and goes as such: 1) There is something to play right now (sort of) 2) Each patch fixes bugs 3) Each release number goes up 4) Each release is more stable and then the logical conclusion: 5) Therefore with enough time, the game will be out NONE of the cultists have seen the disconnect between #4 and #5. None of them. Their logic is flawless - the engine can be tweaked and patched forever, into infinite potential, simply given enough time - this is as undeniable as the scientifically-provable fact that a Honda Civic can eventually be tweaked and adjusted into an F1 racer without changing out the engine or any other parts. Now I know some of the developers who left the company knew this. They knew the inherent limit of the engine, saw the writing on the wall, and bailed. There are developers there today who know the limit, and some of those are preparing to bail. Others are just moving the goalposts of the project to fit within the limits of what the engine can do, using the quite deliberate obfuscation of what the gently caress this game is even supposed to be as a shield rather than a liability. If nobody knows what the game is, they can't prove the engine can't do it. I love all this because it's like watching a train wreck in the world's slowest motion. We know that the Alpha patch releases, and the actual performance of said releases, are going to converge into a singularity where the existing engine has been tweaked to its absolute limit, all bugs are fixed, and the game still can't and won't run because they were using the wrong solution from the jump. But the citizens not only don't know that, but actually can't know that - even those with experience in the industry - because cult behavior shuts down the critical thinking centers of the brain as its first order of business. This is excellent from nearly every perspective. Look at Chris during his recent video appearances and compare them to those from 2, 3 years ago. Look at his eyes. He knows, beyond a doubt, what's coming. He doesn't care about scope creep, physics, ships, design, systems, economy - gently caress it. He's not completely stupid; he knows he mismanaged and misspent this project directly into the ground. SQ42 is his Hail Mary pass - his way to justify to himself that he is not a complete failure. If that goes out, in any form at all, he will add that to his internal monologue as a success. I've worked with CEOs before who give up on their company, and they all get the same look in their eyes when they "check out". This man is riding out the clock.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:29 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:You really are retarded. Merry Christmas. May all your passive aggressive driveby dsmart shitposting dreams come true.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:31 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I enjoy the reasoning, as the SC "Alpha" moves along its versions, and "bug fixes" are applied, and the product becomes "more stable" - sentence ended due to quotation mark limit violation Do you develop games? I thought not
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:32 |
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serious norman posted:Still use a CRT monitor because I'm eurotrash. Get some cattes!
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:38 |
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The thing is, in most aspects Star Citicen doesn't actually move. Over the last two years, I saw a lot of effort disappearing into Star Citizen, but in the end we got a tech demo looking a lot like stuff we had back in 2013. And it's always baffling to me when I remember the game isn't feature locked-in for some reason, so the development basically can't ever end. Exploration for example, was something about looking for "jump points" in 2013 and it's still the same. If you look around for information, you get some exploration ships you can buy pictures off and that's it. If you actually ask real Star Citizens, you get answers like "Exploration is a main part of the game." Which if you think about it, says nothing. I look at the Carrack and see the word "exploration" mentioned on this weird sheet of gameplay elements, but not a word about what CIG thinks how this should work. Compare this with Elite: Dangerous, where they had a complete design-document you could look at to get some small idea what could be in the real game at the end. And what ended up in the real game was easy to understand and to do. In Star Citizen, I can find platitudes and jump points, but apparently the rest is not even planned. Quite funny how exploration is so important, there aren't even any concrete plans for it this close to the release in 2016.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:44 |
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Scruffpuff posted:There are developers there today who know the limit, and some of those are preparing to bail. Why would anyone quit a payed job which basicly comes down to an unlimited time of fixing something and get payed for it, while people threw more and more money into development?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:46 |
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Congrats Eldragon, your pixel ships are rad. Merry jpegmas, may Chris Claus bring you all some high definition pngs for jpegmas. Ps I found out I might be adopted thanks to this thread. My parents both love Hawaiian pizza while I can't stand it.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:46 |
lmao this game is so hosed
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:55 |
Westy543 posted:Congrats Eldragon, your pixel ships are rad. Merry jpegmas, may Chris Claus bring you all some high definition pngs for jpegmas. you were adopted by people who actively hate good pizza, goondolences
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 00:55 |
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Dear lord Ben is such a disgusting obese pig. When he lifts his arms up(towards the end of ATV)and the fat flaps hang off I just want to vomit. He look like he is wearing a wing suit made of flesh. If you are reading this you pig you would have made a good abortion.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 01:03 |
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Raged posted:Dear lord Ben is such a disgusting obese pig. When he lifts his arms up(towards the end of ATV)and the fat flaps hang off I just want to vomit. He look like he is wearing a wing suit made of flesh. Here's a tip, don't watch anything regarding star citizen
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