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What changes will the new ownership bring to the UFC?
This poll is closed.
Business as usual 12 7.55%
A few changes 45 28.30%
This is kind of crazy 55 34.59%
This is batfuck insane 47 29.56%
Total: 159 votes
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Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Dan Didio posted:

Jocelyn Lybarger retired.

Who da fook is that girl?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dan Didio posted:

Jocelyn Lybarger retired.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the "who who who" part of "who let the dogs out" but repeating and getting gradually higher pitched until i hear the language of god

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
She fought, like, earlier today.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Dan Didio posted:

She fought, like, earlier today.

who?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
I come back and FatherDog gets loving banned?

Can I still say, "gently caress this gay earth." or not. I need to know.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
The little boy who recently got beaten up by Amanda Nunes's girlfriend.

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


Say what you want. We're lawless now. Leg kicks should count as much as head kicks.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
FatherDog probated me for thinking Cyborg was hot and posting about it. Never really figured out why that crossed the line but blatant male stuff is kosher.

It was a honor to be probated by him.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009


What a god drat waste if Sage really isn't loving. If you designed a fighter tailor made to clobber box, it would be Sage Northcutt.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Someone needs to teach that twink a lesson about respecting fruits

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

freud mayweather posted:

What a god drat waste if Sage really isn't loving. If you designed a fighter tailor made to clobber box, it would be Sage Northcutt.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

I.N.R.I posted:

Someone needs to teach that twink a lesson about respecting fruits

I don't get how this thread is the funniest one.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I.N.R.I posted:

Someone needs to teach that twink a lesson about respecting fruits

lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

Someone needs to teach that twink a lesson about respecting fruits

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Looool

Clobber box sounds like the megabloks version of clubber lang

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Tsyni posted:

I don't get how this thread is the funniest one.

This page is pure bliss my dude

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Captain Log posted:

Can I still say, "gently caress this gay earth." or not.

Only if This Gay Earth isn't a little boy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

kimbo305 posted:

Only if This Gay Earth isn't a little boy.

Bravo, sir.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


RIP Fatherdog.

freud mayweather posted:

What a god drat waste if Sage really isn't loving. If you designed a fighter tailor made to clobber box, it would be Sage Northcutt.

"We"'ll continue to make you proud.

(We meaning the good posters, not me)

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Fatherdog was a good mod. And he shall be missed. Whenever two fat heavyweights give up fighting and just lean on each other, I'll hear his name.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I have no idea about any of the drama out with this and a few other threads I follow, but it just seems dumb.

There'll be no MMA awards now :argh:

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Not really UFC but we live in a new era of infinite interim belts and no mods so what the hell

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I love that Chael is claiming to be "almost clean"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Dan Didio posted:

Jocelyn Lybarger retired.

Nina Ansaroff is going to turn out as the Keith Jardine of WMMA - gym monster extraordinaire and champion's bestie, but really only able to pick up wins against fighters on the fringes of being cut and/or retiring.

The Nina Mean.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Ronda for mod. She's already got experience modding Pokémon forums, and is a confirmed Bad Fighter with plenty of free time. Plus after issuing maybe the 20th ban for sassing Edmond & GFC she might see the light.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



CommonShore posted:

Who is PSP's most-despised fighter? Lombard? Palhares? Cyborg?

Late to the hatred party, but Palhares is a diiiiiick

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
if being a mod means interacting with lowtax at all then lol nah

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
also no mods so im gonna doublepost

jon jones did nothing wrong

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Do you hear the posters sing?
Singing the songs of angry men
It is the music of a people who will not be modded again!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

MycroftXXX posted:

jon jones did nothing wrong

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Make me the mod I'll enforce any and all policies without complaint or hesitation, in return I ask only to repeatedly ban anyone who insults p4p goat of all time Fedor (historic) Jon Jones (current).

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

Work Friend Keven posted:

Make me the mod I'll enforce any and all policies without complaint or hesitation, in return I ask only to repeatedly ban anyone who insults p4p goat of all time Fedor (historic) Jon Jones (current).

add matt hughes to that list and you have my vote

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
IMO fighters need to start coming up with better nom de guerre such as something like, "Mongoloid Mike"

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Feels good to finally be able to say this without fear of repercussion: Jim Miller sucks

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Work Friend Keven posted:

Make me the mod I'll enforce any and all policies without complaint or hesitation, in return I ask only to repeatedly ban anyone who insults p4p goat of all time Fedor (historic) Jon Jones (current).

can i make fun of matt lindland

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Respect matt riddle

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Feels good to finally be able to say this without fear of repercussion: Jim Miller sucks

he's alright

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
max holloway got his purple belt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPZW0ubBx5w/

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Feels good to finally be able to say this without fear of repercussion: Jim Miller sucks

International Superstar Jim Miller should have never dropped Bad Moon Rising.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Following gimmicks are up for grabs: Nope., New Jersey Loaylist, and quoting yerself.

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