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Goons evolve into scrunts in the future. Feck!
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 10:05 |
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Funny how NASA never advertises the fact that space travel is super gross. It's nothing but recycled pee and poop all the way to Mars.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 10:07 |
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Get your rear end to Mars(so we can scrape the poop out of it)!
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 10:18 |
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Splizwarf posted:Well, now I have a mental image of a house writhing down the street with a lovely giant chimney and various sections of different color shingles, the walls tilting steeply outward at the bottoms with first-floor windows three inches off the ground, and Hellaflush and shocker stickers all over an oversize leaky Ebay skylight being used as a picture window for the no-permits breakfast nook and garret installed off the upstairs half-bath. The
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 12:00 |
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Groverhaus may have turned out to be exceptional only because he showed shame.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 12:52 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Goons evolve into scrunts in the future. Feck! SLAM SECTOR
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:10 |
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maffew buildings posted:Reportedly Jimmy Stewart really, really loved to drop bombs on the enemy Handsome Ralph posted:February 1945. 18,000 feet over Hamburg, Germany.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:55 |
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Obeah posted:In the spring of 2017, I was at a Reddit meetup in Seattle and had an opportunity to meet The Guy Who Does the Hydraulic Press Videos on Youtube. He was extremely charming and confident, freely passing around his phone so that we could all watch previews of his upcoming (and premium) web series.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 20:48 |
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Beautiful.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 21:18 |
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His name is Lauri, you moron!
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 21:26 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:Yanking our IVs doesnt do anything. Many can get away yanking out a foley because the balloon is pretty flexible but it can cause tons of damage in older people. Young people when they go full rage they can yank a ton of poo poo out of them we install and just walk away. Its honestly kinda nuts. Ive had young guys who are in wrist restraints reach up with both feet and pull their intubation tube out like loving Jackie chan.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 04:49 |
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Is that a reference to "f-fingerblast that little turd."? Or am I missing the joke.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 05:51 |
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Untrustable posted:Is that a reference to "f-fingerblast that little turd."? Or am I missing the joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYSrjnjpzz0
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 13:12 |
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Dabir posted:
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Untrustable posted:Is that a reference to "f-fingerblast that little turd."? Or am I missing the joke. I'm pretty sure it is. It's written in a very similar style even if it doesn't hit every plot beat.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:19 |
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C-Euro posted:If I may ask, who's ODB and how did he lose his life to the slums? Or did he just get banned?
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 20:47 |
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Captain Log posted:Being a British immigrant, my family is a bit ambivalent about the royals. But we made a lot of money selling things they basically farted upon. But I'll never forget what a big deal it was to my family when Diana crashed with the son of the Harrod's empire...Dodi Al'Fayed? simplefish posted:Yup. When the coroner did the body bags, it was Zippety Dodi, Zippety Di
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:31 |
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Captain Logs family sold human rights and dignity?
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:36 |
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Subjunctive posted:Captain Logs family sold human rights and dignity? When in
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:55 |
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Bad thread good quoteSolice Kirsk posted:One of my friends is super hairy. Like he basically looks like an Irish gorilla. Well years ago he decided to shave his junk for a girlfriend and it may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 13:55 |
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That's one way to reimagine the Lorax, I guess
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 14:11 |
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This Ain't the Lorax: A XXX Parody
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 14:29 |
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Ole Yeller but its a ginger human and there's no dog getting shot, just some hairy shaved guy without pants
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 14:33 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:That's one way to reimagine the Lorax, I guess Marta Velasquez posted:This Ain't the Lorax: A XXX Parody I am the Lorax, I shaved off my pubes. Put some in the trash, flushed the rest down the tubes. Went in with a razor, shaved my crotch bare, For that is a spot, that shouldn't have hair. Showed off to my girlfriend, her face full of shame, Seems pretty unlikely that she'll do the same. So now I sit lonely, dejected, forlorn, Because of something I once saw in porn. I do not enjoy the cool air on my sack. At least I am sure, that it will grow back.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 17:34 |
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CzarChasm posted:I am the Lorax, I shaved off my pubes. You're not supposed to produce top-quality posts like that inside the quote thread, only share them from elsewhere .
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 17:40 |
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I don't think the Lorax would shave. He likes to keep it natural.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 18:17 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't think the Lorax would shave. He likes to keep it natural. His penis looks exactly like one of those trees, actually, its a long skinny shaft with hair at the wrong end.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 18:19 |
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Pirate Radar posted:His penis looks exactly like one of those trees, actually, its a long skinny shaft with hair at the wrong end.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 18:30 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't think the Lorax would shave. He likes to keep it natural. Let it grow
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 19:10 |
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I needed this laugh.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 19:14 |
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Better without context:Modus Pwnens posted:My favorite part of each Columbo episode is when he looks like he's going to leave but he stops and says, "Oh, just one more thing," and then reaches down the front of his pants and cranks one out.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 19:40 |
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I follow the thread and still don't understand how it's even in context
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 19:57 |
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Kay Kessler posted:Better without context: rip short one-eyed leslie nielsen
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 20:17 |
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Hemingway To Go! posted:I follow the thread and still don't understand how it's even in context I was expecting "TV shows that did not age well" not the Kickstarter thread in Games.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 20:18 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:two guys i went to school with joined the royal marines, one of them once deliberately walked in front of a bus to get the day off school and the other reacted to being told that he had to wear a tie at all times at school by wrapping it around his cock and balls and walking naked across the playground
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 21:17 |
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With a four-in-hand knot they probably both fit in, but good luck squeezing them in with a full windsor.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 22:44 |
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Hemingway To Go! posted:I follow the thread and still don't understand how it's even in context I believe it was a play on Swery's pitch for a weird pedophile game that no one wants to publish for some reason
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 22:56 |
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I thought Swery's game was just an adorable cat village detective thing did I miss something
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 23:25 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I thought Swery's game was just an adorable cat village detective thing did I miss something There was a sex detective thing Swery wants to do, nothing to do with the current animal detective thing he's doing.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I thought Swery's game was just an adorable cat village detective thing did I miss something Yodzilla posted:
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