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Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
the humble store has a discount on total war warhammer stuff right now if you, like me, have been waiting on a sale to pick up this game.

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Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i'm worried that the chaos dwarfs wont have tall enough hats. all the new forgeworld chaos dwarf minis dont have big hats.

I will be very upset if at least 50% of their height, isn't hat.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

Dramicus posted:

Ogres are cool as hell, but their hat game is lacking.

No kidding, even their battleships have big hats.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm that dude that dares to call ogres "fat" after looking at their shredded pecs, enormous shoulders, terrifying arms, and ability to hold a cannon in their hands

The ogre you called “fat” would thank you for the compliment, then eat you. Gut size is a big indicator of social standing for ogres.

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i'm worried that the chaos dwarfs wont have tall enough hats. all the new forgeworld chaos dwarf minis dont have big hats.

Some of the chaos dwarfs in the game right now have decently big hats, and Grimgor refers to “big-‘atted stunties” in one of his quest battles. The question is, how many big hats will there be?

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Dramicus posted:

I will be very upset if at least 50% of their height, isn't hat.



these are dark days for the hats of chaos my friend





the best hat in the new models is the guy on the left side of the mortar, but beyond that, not a good hat in the bunch

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Speaking of hats, how many habadashery review posts were there? I think I might have missed some.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
time to start up a letter writing campaign to make sure CA knows we will not accept hatless chaos dwarfs in #3.

Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer

Triskelli posted:

Some of the chaos dwarfs in the game right now have decently big hats, and Grimgor refers to “big-‘atted stunties” in one of his quest battles. The question is, how many big hats will there be?

Hopefully Chaos Dwarf armies will look like a forest of wobbling hats as they approach.


juggalo baby coffin posted:

these are dark days for the hats of chaos my friend

Man, everything went to poo poo after the end times.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
It's Warhammer week over on humblebundle if you're missing any DLC or whatnot: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/promo/games-workshop-warhammer-week/

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i'm worried that the chaos dwarfs wont have tall enough hats. all the new forgeworld chaos dwarf minis dont have big hats.

same

As a total ham nerd, weightlifter, and former reenactor this has got me to think about how big an empire cannon, and thus ogre handcannon might be, and I think it'd be roughly this size?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24-pounder_long_gun



That's the gun I know how to shoot, and on that thing you have six crew, two NCOs, and and officer. Delete the officer and one NCO because presumably ogres and imperials do not care about safety, and even irl they just observe the battery and don't help work the drat thing.

So it takes seven fit people just to move/aim the gun, with the aid of a complex set of levers, ropes, and wooden supports. And two people to load it. And that's victorian military standard, so fairly unreliable.

So point being, ogres are hellllllllllllllllllllla buff, and the Empire has serious discipline.

ZeusJupitar
Jul 7, 2009

Triskelli posted:

Some of the chaos dwarfs in the game right now have decently big hats, and Grimgor refers to “big-‘atted stunties” in one of his quest battles. The question is, how many big hats will there be?

I'd give the officers classically huge hats and the troops not-quite-as-huge hats. A whole army of 4th Ed era highhats would probably look off juxtaposed with the less overtly silly designs of the other races.

That being said a Chorf's hat must add at least a couple of inches. The low clearance helmets we see on those Forgeworld Infernal guard offend Hashut. I'm thinking something like the Dwarf Hammerer's helmets as the baseline.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

juggalo baby coffin posted:

confederation-by-eating mechanic

When orgres eat the leader of a rival faction the confederation message that comes up should be a review of how they tasted.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

ZeusJupitar posted:

I'd give the officers classically huge hats and the troops not-quite-as-huge hats. A whole army of 4th Ed era highhats would probably look off juxtaposed with the less overtly silly designs of the other races.

That being said a Chorf's hat must add at least a couple of inches. The low clearance helmets we see on those Forgeworld Infernal guard offend Hashut. I'm thinking something like the Dwarf Hammerer's helmets as the baseline.

It would make sense lore-wise too, the size and fanciness of a Chorf hat reflects the social status and position of it's bearer.

Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer
The baseline should be 50% extra height for normal troops and 75% for officers. 100% extra hat height for lords.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i dont know how much of that 40k backstory is still canon or if its a leftover from when they were trying to make 40k a 1:1 parallel with fantasy. it is all very confusing.
Way back when 40k first started as the SciFi version of Fantasy there was some fluff about the Fantasy world being a planet in the 40k setting. But any explicit connection between the two settings did show up in later editions. Stuff like Kall Drago showing up in the End Times novels is just easter egg stuff.
The names of the Chaos Gods being the same is just the two settings doing the similar things but with a different flavour. That and GW not wanting to come up with different names.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
how is the thread title not DICK HANDS!!!

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Raygereio posted:

Way back when 40k first started as the SciFi version of Fantasy there was some fluff about the Fantasy world being a planet in the 40k setting. But any explicit connection between the two settings did show up in later editions. Stuff like Kall Drago showing up in the End Times novels is just easter egg stuff.
The names of the Chaos Gods being the same is just the two settings doing the similar things but with a different flavour. That and GW not wanting to come up with different names.

There is still some subtle implications that the Chaos God are the same but its very very far in the background. It doesn't really make much difference in either setting though so its mostly irrelevant.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


i have created an infographic that im hoping will rally people to the cause of chaos dwarf hats:

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Raygereio posted:

Way back when 40k first started as the SciFi version of Fantasy there was some fluff about the Fantasy world being a planet in the 40k setting. But any explicit connection between the two settings did show up in later editions. Stuff like Kall Drago showing up in the End Times novels is just easter egg stuff.
The names of the Chaos Gods being the same is just the two settings doing the similar things but with a different flavour. That and GW not wanting to come up with different names.

Which was a hell of a missed opportunity considering one of their gods are named Corn.

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


juggalo baby coffin posted:

i have created an infographic that im hoping will rally people to the cause of chaos dwarf hats:



on the left are chaos dwarves who've eaten food a bird has touched

Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i have created an infographic that im hoping will rally people to the cause of chaos dwarf hats:



What a disgrace, being hatless is worse than being beardless. Clearly we need to send the right message.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


on a non-hat related note, why cant tomb kings confederate the other minor tomb king factions? im at turn 60 and aside from a brief bit of bretonnian killing i've been just fighting other tomb kings, which isnt super fun to me.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

juggalo baby coffin posted:

on a non-hat related note, why cant tomb kings confederate the other minor tomb king factions? im at turn 60 and aside from a brief bit of bretonnian killing i've been just fighting other tomb kings, which isnt super fun to me.

It may be due to how the faction works in regards to lords and units.

Anno
May 10, 2017

I'm going to drown! For no reason at all!

I'm also currently playing TK (Settra) and somehow have fought nothing but savage orcs and skaven. Meanwhile all of the minor TK factions have been destroyed by something or another. The province south of me is nothing but ruins and I don't know why but I have an army marching that way to claim it.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Anno posted:

I'm also currently playing TK (Settra) and somehow have fought nothing but savage orcs and skaven. Meanwhile all of the minor TK factions have been destroyed by something or another. The province south of me is nothing but ruins and I don't know why but I have an army marching that way to claim it.

man i wish that happened for me. I wiped out all the beastmen and arkhan really early on. the only reason I even want those provinces is because the AI is too dumb to build a mine to trade me the marble i need for my weapon item quest.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
it's because settra doesn't serve, he rules.

as somebody who blew many weeks of allowances on dumbass settra and og tomb kings 6th ed models, perhaps there is some kind of balance between meme and gameplay, but that is questionable at best.

but get it the tomb kings don't serve, not even khatep. poor idiot. too bad about his entire story being about him desperately trying to serve.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 6, 2018

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


if im settra i should be able to confederate people just by being settra. its canonically what he does.

Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer

juggalo baby coffin posted:

if im settra i should be able to confederate people just by being settra. its canonically what he does.

I think he canonically smites people for having the audacity of even pretending to be independent.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
They should have changed confederate to capitulate if you're playing as Settra. When he says that it's time to join his empire, that isn't a request, it's a statement of fact.

Magni
Apr 29, 2009

Panfilo posted:

Those are pretty badass. Check out the one in the background that looks stuffed with axes, swords, etc.

Ogre tribes have no real use for human-sized weaponry. It's too big for the Gnoblars and too tiny for the Ogres. So instead they either scrap it or use it as ammo for the Leadbelchers or the Gnoblar Scraplauncher:

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

The Ogre army book is relatively new and didn’t exist when I stopped playing WHFB (new as in 20 years ago).
Given the illustrations of ogres, my question is whether WH ogres (in this format) predates the super mutants from Fallout3? Ie who stole from whom?

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


Does anyone remember that story about the Tomb King catching some dude trying to find a cure for his wife, the guide tries to steal some treasure, and the tomb king lets the dude go after hearing his story? :unsmith:

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"
Saw this from the latest update on the blog.

Fantasy team pre-production said :

"For now, no news is good news. The wheels are turning and pre-production carries on apace. We’d love to be able to share more with you soon but it’s going to be a while yet. Hold tight and trust in Sigmar"

No youtubers noticed this afaik. Is it meaningless?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Beamed posted:

Does anyone remember that story about the Tomb King catching some dude trying to find a cure for his wife, the guide tries to steal some treasure, and the tomb king lets the dude go after hearing his story? :unsmith:

Yep, that's from the Mummy entry in the 2e RPG Bestiary (which is great). It's an Imperial scholar who goes to Khemri to study the ruins in hopes of learning how to help his wife, but his guide steals from them and they find themselves awoken by, you know, being arrested and brought before the King. The scholar knows just enough to be able to talk to his court translator, and while they behead the guide, he explains his case. The king listens a moment, then tells the translator to give the scholar what he came for and help him however he can, 'Because I remember I loved once, too.'

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

ZeusJupitar
Jul 7, 2009

A Perfect Twist posted:

Saw this from the latest update on the blog.

Fantasy team pre-production said :

"For now, no news is good news. The wheels are turning and pre-production carries on apace. We’d love to be able to share more with you soon but it’s going to be a while yet. Hold tight and trust in Sigmar"

No youtubers noticed this afaik. Is it meaningless?

It just means 'More Warhammer stuff in the indeterminate future'. The wording isn't alluding to anything in particular if that's what you mean.

Salted_Pork
Jun 19, 2011

Cardiac posted:

The Ogre army book is relatively new and didn’t exist when I stopped playing WHFB (new as in 20 years ago).
Given the illustrations of ogres, my question is whether WH ogres (in this format) predates the super mutants from Fallout3? Ie who stole from whom?

Neither. Ogre Kingdoms are fat Mongolians. The only similarity with super mutants is that both are big humans.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Cardiac posted:

The Ogre army book is relatively new and didn’t exist when I stopped playing WHFB (new as in 20 years ago).
Given the illustrations of ogres, my question is whether WH ogres (in this format) predates the super mutants from Fallout3? Ie who stole from whom?

the ogres predate supermutants by a long way

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Pretty much all Western video game designers grew up on a diet of DnD and Warhammer.

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