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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

oystertoadfish posted:

i took the 8 hour test, passed it, took the seismic test, failed it, and got a PE from a cheaper, easier state lol

obviously i don't build poo poo, it's really for the resume. i probably won't ever use the stamp, maybe on statement to a court of law or something. apparently that makes it look more authoritative to the judge or some poo poo. oh, and for endorsing other people's PE applications

your bosses should be using their stamps, they get paid the big bucks to take the liability

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


oystertoadfish posted:

i took the 8 hour test, passed it, took the seismic test, failed it, and got a PE from a cheaper, easier state lol

obviously i don't build poo poo, it's really for the resume. i probably won't ever use the stamp, maybe on statement to a court of law or something. apparently that makes it look more authoritative to the judge or some poo poo. oh, and for endorsing other people's PE applications

Yeah most I do with it nowadays is stamp construction estimates for grant applications. Most of the engineering we do is outsourced to consulting firms so we just review and let someone else stamp it.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


it is hard to tell but it sure looks like the path isn't even banked in the corners.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Shifty Pony posted:

it is hard to tell but it sure looks like the path isn't even banked in the corners.

tbf you don't want much or any superelevation for a 35mph road

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

tenderjerk posted:

what are these called and how are these legal, texas DOT says you cant have anything >6" jutting from the side of your car

they're called 'bows and gently caress the police

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

well you see it's just a Test Excavation that happens to have a shitload of amateur concrete formwork in it

it's certainly not a public tunnel or anything

luv2compromise the integrity of huge busy freeways in a seismically active area

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Proteus Jones posted:

Why would he order concrete from someone who's obviously out to scam legitimate construction projects, when he can just go buy bags of Quik-Crete at the Home Depot?

Long time ago, in another life, i worked at a magazine whose owner and publisher had the exact same mentality near the end. It started with ”everyone is expendable”, then evolved into ”why would i hire journalists when i can hire student interns to write for $2.5 a page?”

I left long before that, when he sent me a payroll email claiming he only owes me $1000 for the past 4-5 months of writing and editing a section. Literally just emailed back “good bye.” and never showed up at work again.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
He also literally percieved content as “that stuff between the ads”. And couldn’t grasp that content drives sales, and thus impressions, and thus ad revenue, rather than the other way around. A very special person.

Edit: we also had a “very special” marketing department, that did things like call us 3 days before print, on a weekend, with an “emergency”, asking us to squeeze in a vertical 1/4 ad, in a magazine with 3 columns. It took an hour to explain why that’s a problem.

“Just tighten up the spacing a little.”

orcinus has issued a correction as of 19:54 on Dec 21, 2018

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tbf you don't want much or any superelevation for a 35mph road

A 153mph deathtunnel on the other hand probably should have it.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

oystertoadfish posted:

i took the 8 hour test, passed it, took the seismic test, failed it, and got a PE from a cheaper, easier state lol

obviously i don't build poo poo, it's really for the resume.

Have you ever considered building your own home, perhaps in an area known as the Great Dismal Swamp? If so, please consider writing up a thread about it.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Agronox posted:

Have you ever considered building your own home, perhaps in an area known as the Great Dismal Swamp? If so, please consider writing up a thread about it.

i can only aspire to such load-bearing drywall heights

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

orcinus posted:

Long time ago, in another life, i worked at a magazine whose owner and publisher had the exact same mentality near the end. It started with ”everyone is expendable”, then evolved into ”why would i hire journalists when i can hire student interns to write for $2.5 a page?”

I left long before that, when he sent me a payroll email claiming he only owes me $1000 for the past 4-5 months of writing and editing a section. Literally just emailed back “good bye.” and never showed up at work again.

And that man was Rupert Murdoch and the stock options you walked away from could have bought you Iceland at this point.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Oh man. just imagine Tesla’s autopilot trying to navigate a fork in the tunnel at 150mph, or entry/exit points. That thing will be nothing but carnage the instant it’s open to the public. If it ever is.

E: V they tried to run a fast lap at the Nurburgring and it overheated within a minute and switched over to limp-home mode.

red19fire has issued a correction as of 20:35 on Dec 21, 2018

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
how long can a tesla even run at 150mph

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how long can a tesla even run at 150mph

the rest of your life.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my dad, a psychiatric nurse, pours better concrete than that seriously

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

red19fire posted:

Oh man. just imagine Tesla’s autopilot trying to navigate a fork in the tunnel at 150mph, or entry/exit points. That thing will be nothing but carnage the instant it’s open to the public. If it ever is.

E: V they tried to run a fast lap at the Nurburgring and it overheated within a minute and switched over to limp-home mode.

At least as an electric car they don't have to worry about a fire hazard in case of a crash right?`:v:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

i'm living in the future, so my present is the past

quote:

On April 20, 1981, a cargo ship leaves Belfast Harbor for Long Beach, carrying the first DeLoreans that will be sold in the United States. As redesigned by Chapman’s team, the DMC-12 is essentially a Lotus in a stainless-steel shell. DeLorean has sold the world on the idea of a so-called “ethical sports car,” but the car he actually delivers is neither as groundbreakingly safe nor as pace-settingly fuel-efficient as he’s promised it would be.

i'm the presence, my presence is the present

quote:

“No matter how much demand there is, you can satisfy it with a network of 3D tunnels,” he said. “If you have 20, 30, 40 tunnels, eventually you run out of people to use them.”

so kiss my rear end

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i cant wait for ol musky to get caught with a suitcase full of russian research chemicals

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Elon Musk is so proud to have dug the shittiest tunnel and is showing it off

lol

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Krankenstyle posted:

my dad, a psychiatric nurse, pours better concrete than that seriously

I've personally done better jobs than that. It's amazingly bad

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
I know 0 about concrete, can someone tell me what im looking at. Obviously the travk for the car is hosed but what else

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



underage at the vape shop posted:

I know 0 about concrete, can someone tell me what im looking at. Obviously the travk for the car is hosed but what else

its supposed to be level, and not have weird bumps and holes

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

underage at the vape shop posted:

I know 0 about concrete, can someone tell me what im looking at. Obviously the travk for the car is hosed but what else

I know quite a bit

You are looking at a car travelling over concrete rails.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

underage at the vape shop posted:

I know 0 about concrete, can someone tell me what im looking at. Obviously the travk for the car is hosed but what else

it looks like poo poo and the muskman proudly paraded the media through it at a terrifying 35mph using an indycar driver

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Girlfriend and i watching the Nightflyers.
20 minutes in, ship launching from orbit, two engines (out of 7) malfunction and the ship starts pitching back into the atmosphere.

Before i can stop myself, i say "did Musk build their ship, or what?"
Girlfriend blurts out without a pause:

"Looks like it. Too many windows."

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
explain to me how TSLA's stock has been able to withstand the sell-off onslaught that is wrecking the market

i know they are down 50 points in the past few days, but with all the different catalysts working against it (executive departures, toxic work environment, over promised/under delivered results, constant money drain, sketchy hail mary earnings report only profitable due to EV credits which will expire soon, FBI investigations, SEC violations, quality control problems, 900M in debt coming due in March that won't be able to be paid in stock due to the under 360 stock price, to name a few things)

how are there still institutions and funds confidently holding this timebomb expecting some kind of amazing returns? 60% of the stock is held by insiders and institutions as best i can tell

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol there's a Nazi defender stanning for Musk in the GBS thread

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
linku plz

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ben Murphy posted:

explain to me how TSLA's stock has been able to withstand the sell-off onslaught that is wrecking the market

i know they are down 50 points in the past few days, but with all the different catalysts working against it (executive departures, toxic work environment, over promised/under delivered results, constant money drain, sketchy hail mary earnings report only profitable due to EV credits which will expire soon, FBI investigations, SEC violations, quality control problems, 900M in debt coming due in March that won't be able to be paid in stock due to the under 360 stock price, to name a few things)

how are there still institutions and funds confidently holding this timebomb expecting some kind of amazing returns? 60% of the stock is held by insiders and institutions as best i can tell

I think most people in this thread are living in a fantasy world where their enraged shitposting has tangible market effects

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
lol no.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3877653&userid=117784

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Blazing Ownager posted:

I get a feeling a lot of the people mad at Tesla hate him because he's rich and therefor 'the man' or something.

But if there are tunnels that can make regular vehicles go extremely fast to cross large distances, they can benefit the public and private interests. There's no reason the tunnels have to hurt anything to do with mass transit and can improve it the same ways.


Honestly I don't know why I didn't consider the fact the tunnels can likely work with several forms of mass transit sooner.

It's less 'We should put a train in instead!' and more a tunnel that can turn other vehicles into trains for a while, including buses, with no connection vehicle needed.

lmao

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Ben Murphy posted:

explain to me how TSLA's stock has been able to withstand the sell-off onslaught that is wrecking the market

i know they are down 50 points in the past few days, but with all the different catalysts working against it (executive departures, toxic work environment, over promised/under delivered results, constant money drain, sketchy hail mary earnings report only profitable due to EV credits which will expire soon, FBI investigations, SEC violations, quality control problems, 900M in debt coming due in March that won't be able to be paid in stock due to the under 360 stock price, to name a few things)

how are there still institutions and funds confidently holding this timebomb expecting some kind of amazing returns? 60% of the stock is held by insiders and institutions as best i can tell

People that won’t sell at any price are reducing the supply of stock out there to trade. Less stock trading bouys the price but funds can’t really sell because selling large tranches craters the price if you sell too fast. The large move down to $250 several months ago was Fidelity selling a portion of their holdings. If large funds want to liquidate, this stock is going <$100. Casual investors are starting to be tapped out money wise.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Waffle House posted:

I think most people in this thread are living in a fantasy world where their enraged shitposting has tangible market effects

his questions are legitimate

the answer is some variation of “for the past twenty years, investors have been extremely lenient towards companies that can show substantial top-line growth even in the face of otherwise terrible valuation metrics”

and say what you will about Tesla, they have been growing revenue like mad

when that changes, so will sentiment

probably

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Ben Murphy posted:

how are there still institutions and funds confidently holding this timebomb expecting some kind of amazing returns? 60% of the stock is held by insiders and institutions as best i can tell

It's a classic Ponzi scheme, OP

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

god drat

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Blazing Ownager posted:

Dude, I've seen crack head women strip naked and smear peanut butter cups all over themselves for Halloween while staggering up and down the asile. I've seen wheelchair bound old men grab women and refuse to leg go until the cops are called and throw piles of spit. I've smelled things you people would not believe, and had dozens of people cough in my face while watching the gang bangers scratch poo poo into the windows. And that's not even close to the poo poo that goes down in Japanese subways.

I don't know what the gently caress dreamland you are living on but it's irrefutable that public transportation sucks total balls for the people riding it and a ton of people don't take it right now, hence traffic congestion. It's also irrefutable that traffic congestion slows any connecting busses, which you need to use a subway, way way down.

So to argue against lowering that congestion with some underground super highways, like an automated autobahn, is literally just stupid and would hurt everyone, even people taking buses.

:goofy:

e: maybe i just ride the nicest rails in the country but having ridden the san francisco BART nearly every weekday for the last 5 years i've gotta say that the worst thing that i've dealt with was testing my will against the making GBS threads rear end scratcher that vacated his bowels before getting off the train, and he was still real chill, didn't even make a fuss about it.

Admiral Ray has issued a correction as of 04:36 on Dec 22, 2018

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
i really really want to know what that dude thinks goes on in japanese subways.

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Godlovesus
Oct 16, 2015

Ask me about continually throwing myself at the enemy and losing every single time in EU4 Multiplayer.

Muscle Wizard posted:

i really really want to know what that dude thinks goes on in japanese subways.

Probably thinks that porn he watches is real 100% of the time

That is not to say that Japan doesn’t have some issues on that but that’s why they try to fix it?

I mean, I would argue that the reason why public transport is not utilized as much is because there isn’t enough (also massive stigma). But that would need him to argue in good faith so lol

I mean Hong Kong has amazing subways,

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