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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Real Mean Queen posted:

Yeah there’s exactly one logo that even implies he’s bigger than a pod of peas, and that woman might also just be even smaller.

don't kinkshame

edit: a shameful snipe

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Vox Nihili posted:

lol in my sim trump won MN, PA, AZ, and NV and still lost 271-267

pretty sure that result would actually end this country

Biden winning by a <20 EV lead would cause terrorist attacks across the country

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

ShutteredIn posted:

seeing so many people on twitter talking about “logging off” and wow lotta cowards out there

small but undeniable chance of skullgif and hootinton logging off

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


seattle plague rat posted:

coulda gone out like stan chera imo

stan chera was bold, and faced the unknown

trumo is a coward, and just sticks to what he knows (staying alive to realize his dream of replacing the NBA with steam powered disco robots that wrestle over a snake and alligator pit) :sad:

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
biden winning with anything other than a landslide will result in stochastic terrorism

it is certain

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


big

wet

steam-powered nazi robots

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323155810910982145?s=19

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

nite crew president

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




goddamn anti-fracking artists (antifa)

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Cowpocalypse posted:

biden winning with anything other than a landslide will result in stochastic terrorism

it is certain

why would a biden landslide stop that?

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
gotta love how the Texas GOP is trying to get 200k ballots thrown out in Harris Co only from drive-thru precincts

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

CODChimera posted:

why would a biden landslide stop that?
:hmmyes:

good point

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kaleedity posted:

goddamn anti-fracking artists (antifa)

antifra

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


https://twitter.com/dril/status/846011228019441665?s=20

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


but what does this mean in terms of florida realestate?????

:tipshat:

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/1323065293791440898 lol the replies

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


seattle plague rat posted:

the jolly green giant is a decent chistian & i do not believe hed gently caress a single one of u tbh

sounds more like a bad christian

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Good Citizen posted:

aw yeah time to cook that pork belly



once upon a time in life i ate too many green beans and became allergic to them, maybe



coulda also been the spinach

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Cowpocalypse posted:

biden winning with anything other than a landslide will result in stochastic terrorism

it is certain

my predictions are always wrong. nevertheless I'm guessing a few dozen incidents total, 3-5 make the news. one or two people shot.

maybe we need a pool.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Bulgakov posted:

once upon a time in life i ate too many green beans and became allergic to them, maybe



coulda also been the spinach

why did you eat so many

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Actual Satan posted:

Can't be removed from office if you're behind a non-scalable fence

47 more yaers!!!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I ran that simulation thing a ton of times. Trump won a couple just barely, whereas Biden won by stupidly large amounts in most of the rest and won comfortably in the others

None of it seems real or realistic and lol at thinking any important swing state will be called by dawn

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

rabble rabble posted:

have you guys run this?

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

this is the best thing ever

tuesday is going to be SO loving AWESOME

seriously, run it a few times, notice anything??

4/5 times i ran it biden won texas so i'm not putting any stock in it

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Extensive Vamping posted:

my predictions are always wrong. nevertheless I'm guessing a few dozen incidents total, 3-5 make the news. one or two people shot.

maybe we need a pool.

feel like thats lowballing it by a lot. its so morbid to think about but it would take so little to make tuesday a nightmare that i feel like its gonna happen

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Rah! posted:

sounds more like a bad christian

uhhhhh its against 8 amendments in the bible to have sex w/another species and the jolly green giant def aint human

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




lumpentroll posted:

why did you eat so many

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
it's Monday



somewhere

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

seattle plague rat posted:

uhhhhh its against 8 amendments in the bible to have sex w/another species and the jolly green giant def aint human

there's no law that says you can't gently caress god

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Superanos posted:

nite crew president

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


"mom & pop small building owners"

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

DryGoods posted:

it's Monday



somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Biden winning by a <20 EV lead would cause terrorist attacks across the country

"hmm, maybe the democratic party is legitimately the more popular option, I should respect my fellow citizens and understand that democracy has spoken" - a terrorist.


Extensive Vamping posted:

my predictions are always wrong. nevertheless I'm guessing a few dozen incidents total, 3-5 make the news. one or two people shot.

maybe we need a pool.

Seems like people have already forgotten the before times when the fbi wasn't canning these people.

Thousands of minor incidents, dozens of two-five shooting death incidents, and like 4 failed bomb plots.

Hope you don't drive in a red state.

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

ScrubLeague posted:

there's no law that says you can't gently caress god

playing thru xenosaga for the first time & if thi ends up being one of the plots my no nut november is ruined

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
are they still going to these rallies expecting that they’re going to get shuttles back or whatever?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

[James] Woods found the stomach slit uncomfortable, and after a long day of wearing it, vented, "I am not an actor anymore. I'm just the bearer of the slit!"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I am excited for the post trump blues when trump is still insane but not president so people don't know what to post about

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Third World Reagan posted:

I am excited for the post trump blues when trump is still insane but not president so people don't know what to post about
welcome 2 the malarkey zone

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Biden Blowout and then a lame duck vaccine breakthrough for maximum Crazed Trump

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

[Dry] Goods

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

a biden blow out. gonna be sad to see a lot of the lovely garbage gimmicks go with it but oh well, there's always a price to pay.,

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