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Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
well done HGB i hope your body is able to recover from this.

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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Jinh posted:

well done HGB i hope your body is able to recover from this.

It’s the new “cleanse” trend for 2020

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




bad burrito, good cat

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

you absoluting disgusting legend.


you are in the....jesus christ i can't


*salute*

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*barf*




nah for real smoked oysters are green in the guts, i always assumed it was the algae they ate? that was just my assumption... it doesn't change the taste but if you get a big bite of that area its a little mushy and loses the prefered "rubber tire" texture of the fringes lololol

cooking the cooked smoke oysters in oil is a great way to fumigate you're house you loving nut job.

I love you... you absolute moron. just lol... lol.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Nov 22, 2020

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

he got you good by asking you to smash them up omg my balls... they are going into orbit when the trump thread could not get me into subspace.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

im having more fun watching that video that i did watching the trump lawyers get chased out of court at a sprint if they wanted to keep their membership to the BAR lol

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





huge. gross. burrito. delivered.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Amazing performance.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
this is why sa mods are great, we demand some be culture heroes

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

MakaVillian posted:

You are a goddamn hero HGB.

How did your wife feel watching you make/eat that thing?

She’s been a goon since 2004 she’s used to my bullshit lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away


:vince:

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

MakaVillian posted:

You are a goddamn hero HGB.

How did your wife feel watching you make/eat that thing?

Amused and horrified at the same time

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Incredible job, congrats. I would have thrown up in the cooking process I think, looks disgusting. Bravo, bravissimo

pecan
Nov 1, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

She’s been a goon since 2004 she’s used to my bullshit lol


TeachesOfPeaches posted:

Amused and horrified at the same time

Excellent, a match made in heaven

Valency
Feb 3, 2010

HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT


:ck5:

Bingo Bango
Jan 7, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away


Just when I thought this thread couldn't get better

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I hate the idea of the wet tortillas so much, that's the worst component for me but maybe because I lack the imagination to know how bad the oysters are

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like the tuna juice would've worked better in an emulsion with the marshmallow fluff

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Do what ingredients could you have taken out that would have allowed you to finish the burrito? The blue cheese dressing?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

I hate the idea of the wet tortillas so much, that's the worst component for me but maybe because I lack the imagination to know how bad the oysters are

yeah, if i was even going to start on that monstrosity i'd have to get it toasted in the oven first.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Do what ingredients could you have taken out that would have allowed you to finish the burrito? The blue cheese dressing?

Yeah I think without the blue cheese dressing I would have gotten a lot further it was way to much and overpowered everything.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Amazing job HGB hahahah

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
The fact it was gross enough to get you to yarp not once but twice is what makes this burrito properly legendary.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
laughed my balls off at the video of you eating it, bravo brave goon

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Good cat, awful burrito. Well done everyone!

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIc5UiivC0g&feature=youtu.be

it uploaded so yeah ill post the ingredients if you make it and can eat more than me you can be ik for a month or give me a sixer once a day for a month or something.

I have decided not to endorse this burrito

edit- the wife is happy because I cleaned the kitchen and upstairs to make the video so all and all a good night lol

That was some fun content. Thank you and I hope you eat or vomit a huge gross burrito every year!

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Well done HGB. Taking more than a single bite looks like a victory.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

:kstare: jesus christ. well done HGB.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Making some bagels to make the taste of the burrito go away

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Incredible job, HGB.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
What a man, very well done.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Thread delivers. Great job HGB

Krataar
Sep 13, 2011

Drums in the deep

This was a refreshing bit of the old internet I remember. It takes me back so much. Thank you huge gross burrito.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


oh my god

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i dreamt about eating this burrito

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Stunt_enby posted:

i dreamt about eating this burrito

Wet (burrito) dream.

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