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Batman is canonically an ultrarich industrialist, so, qed he only has sex with children
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Lucius Fox: This design for the new batsuit you wanted is remarkable, but... Where do you expect to find the adrenachrome to power it? Bruce Wayne: You just leave that to me.
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Jun 15, 2021 03:29
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"you're a Bushman of the Kalahari, aren't you Bats?" *laughs Jokerishly* "..."
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Jun 15, 2021 03:43
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The Teen Sex Comedy didn’t go away. It just switched mediums. They still make them. They’re all just 12 episode anime series now.
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Jun 15, 2021 03:50
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epstein was on the bat plane flightlogs
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Jun 15, 2021 03:52
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Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though
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Jun 15, 2021 04:06
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this is about eating pussy, please try to keep up
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Jun 15, 2021 04:07
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Mr Hootington posted:Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though I didn't make it, just shared it
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Jun 15, 2021 04:17
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i say swears online posted:anyone seen one night in miami yet? okay i watched it. i think malcolm x is the least charismatic of the four leads but i think the other three are fun as hell. it borders on caricature at multiple points. i kinda want to read a serious review https://www.amazon.com/Night-Miami-Leslie-Kingsley-Ben-Adir/dp/B08NLFDCXZ
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Jun 15, 2021 07:59
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Mr Hootington posted:Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though West batmans idea of being kinky is doggystyle, he doesnt eat pussy and couldnt find a clitoris with an indepth medical picture
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Jun 15, 2021 12:31
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We finally know what Batman's Shameful Secret is
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Jun 15, 2021 13:30
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i do miss being a teen and talking about sex with friends, going like "yeah it woz good" while having a beer. all my friends nowadays aren't having any afaik so it wouldnt be much fun
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Jun 15, 2021 14:09
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LoL
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Jun 15, 2021 14:11
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Talk about pulling a boner, batman!
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Jun 15, 2021 16:39
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Love that memory
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Jun 15, 2021 16:49
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even if your definition of teen sex comedy is a ninety minute to two hour movie featuring teenage characters getting into wacky hijinx involving sex those movies still exist theyre just heavily marginalized publicity wise because big blockbusters suck all the oxygen out from everything now plan b which just came out on hulu is a good example i liked it quite a bit as its teen sex comedy from the girls perspective by which i mean the girls are the dumb idiots who hunt down the sex because why wouldnt they it also manages to avoid both being obnoxiously superwoke and overly condescending toward rural red states despite both of these ideas being hard baked into the premise
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Jun 15, 2021 16:56
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Some Guy TT posted:plan b which just came out on hulu is a good example i liked it quite a bit as its teen sex comedy from the girls perspective by which i mean the girls are the dumb idiots who hunt down the sex because why wouldnt they it also manages to avoid both being obnoxiously superwoke and overly condescending toward rural red states despite both of these ideas being hard baked into the premise hold on, hold on, wait just a minute, are you telling me that girls LIKE sex? i have to go have a chat with my wife, brb
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Some Guy TT posted:even if your definition of teen sex comedy is a ninety minute to two hour movie featuring teenage characters getting into wacky hijinx involving sex those movies still exist theyre just heavily marginalized publicity wise because big blockbusters suck all the oxygen out from everything now The tent poles also crowd out everyone else at the theater. I wanted to see John Wick 3 a month after release but the two times I tried, the latest Disney/Marvel craparama has the theater totally on lock and the only showings for John Wick were early afternoon
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Jun 15, 2021 17:14
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https://twitter.com/anxietydepotbuf/status/1404595602676199429
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Jun 15, 2021 21:33
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if you haven't seen Mare of Easttown you are loving Up
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Jun 15, 2021 23:38
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"expelled from the orgy" is a real funny phrase
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Jun 15, 2021 23:41
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I was tuning out of Geostorm and something pretty cool happened they blow up the entire DNC leadership structure but the president
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indigi posted:there's that study from 2019 that says ~25% of people between 18-29 haven't hosed in the past year, which is more than double any other cohort. horny may be dying out... I blame Onlyfans. Forget porn. Why bother going through the rite of passage of getting rejected as a guy when you can pay a monthly fee for an online GFE with the lady of your choice. indigi posted:when did parents tbh. like I understand it will limit opportunities but it shouldn’t keep you on ice for a year There's an age limit to that poo poo. Once you hit your mid 20s of living with your parents, good luck trying to get laid, economy be damned. The problem with social change is that it's incredibly slow. There's a reason there are a lot of articles about women resenting making more than their partners.
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:"expelled from the orgy" is a real funny phrase mods change my name
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Jun 16, 2021 17:46
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World War Mammories posted:mods change my name I endorse this
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Jun 16, 2021 17:50
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Forceholy posted:There's an age limit to that poo poo. Once you hit your mid 20s of living with your parents, good luck trying to get laid, economy be damned. horny people will meet at a bar then hop a fence at midnight to gently caress in a slide at a playground. I don’t buy this at all. I’m ugly, boring, depressed, and live with my parents in my 30s (taking care of mother with dementia) and I get laid, anyone with a half ounce of charisma has no excuse
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Jun 16, 2021 19:59
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two words: bust rodd
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Jun 16, 2021 20:02
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Forceholy posted:Forget porn. Why bother going through the rite of passage of getting rejected as a guy when you can pay a monthly fee for an online GFE with the lady of your choice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg
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Jun 16, 2021 20:11
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I want Lucy Liubot
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Jun 16, 2021 20:15
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there was an intel model at one point
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Jun 16, 2021 20:25
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judy greer and lucy liubot? yeah i can work with that
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Jun 16, 2021 20:26
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Dr. Killjoy posted:there was an intel model at one point hachi machi I’ll take one of each
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Jun 16, 2021 20:27
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I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao
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Jun 16, 2021 20:49
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Lib and let die posted:I endorse this
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Jun 16, 2021 21:26
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grate deceiver posted:I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao the first episode was poo poo but the rest of the season was ok
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Jun 16, 2021 21:58
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grate deceiver posted:I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao They're like bite sized versions of Netflix mediocrity.
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Jun 16, 2021 22:35
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indigi posted:horny people will meet at a bar then hop a fence at midnight to gently caress in a slide at a playground. I don’t buy this at all. I’m ugly, boring, depressed, and live with my parents in my 30s (taking care of mother with dementia) and I get laid, anyone with a half ounce of charisma has no excuse i don't even want to get laid, i want to do sick poo poo like have a lady over and spend the afternoon playing stardew valley i don't know how you make friends in 2021 tho
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Jun 16, 2021 22:52
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Some Guy TT posted:theres little to no evidence the chinese market or any other international market significantly cares about that stuff theyre just used as a convenient bogeyman to xenophobically justify unpopular decisions by hollywood Honestly the fact that it's not the most popular franchise in the world is an indictment of humanity There's been two outright bad movies out of eight (nine doesn't count yet, it's not out), that's better than star wars and there's no fast and furious Eu, where's my race wars centered 13 episode sports anime goddammit
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Mr Hootington posted:Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though Batman doesn't gently caress because he's a repressed weirdo but if he did he would be incredibly bad at it and also into just the most depraved poo poo
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