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first game to review for rating is Mario Party 69: The Sex Edition. Mario is E for everyone |
# ? Oct 17, 2021 21:30 |
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Eat Rats, Suck Butts |
# ? Oct 17, 2021 22:09 |
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# ? Oct 17, 2021 22:26 |
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getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:07 |
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Evil Bob posted:getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong LET 'ER RIP!!! |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:22 |
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Esrb |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:58 |
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Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:05 |
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rated m for manure |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:14 |
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rated E for existential dread
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:52 |
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rated B for BUTT |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:57 |
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Ratings A for rear end content B for Babies, for C for Crappy D for Dick content E for Eggs F for Females (games acceptble for the female in your life to play) G for Grandmas and Grandpas H for Haunted I for Interesting! J for Jackin (it means the game is sexy) K is for Krappy L is for Lol M is for Manure as said earlier N is for Naughty O is for Outrageous P is for Poop (or pee in some regions) Q is for Quirky (michael cera games) R is for Rent-Only S is for Sacrilegious T is for Twisted (messed up games) U is for Unanimously Loved V is for Violent W is for Weird-n-Wacky X is for xxx (heh you have to be a parent to play) Y is for Young Adult there is no z |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 23:14 |
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I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 23:45 |
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I rate this game "all ages" because the story it tells is timeless story for all the ages. |
# ? Oct 19, 2021 15:31 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out I remember getting game that was 17+ when I was younger and being so annoyed that I was 17 but had no ID... If the key was a more 'Mateur' pronunciation of mature, I'd have been ok with having a laugh about it. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 16:22 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Ratings ok but what about the 27th letter? |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 04:56 |
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" isn't a real rating!" See? That's what you sound like. |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 05:03 |
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ESRBYOBEGI 16 |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 07:05 |
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This non-euclidean recursive fractal has been rated not mind safe. Do not contemplate it. |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:27 |
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ERSV is dangerous to infants so I'm rating this one 2+ |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:44 |
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ah poo poo poo poo drat it we're the ERSB not the ESRB. We have to give back all of the video games we've been testing and instead we handle Erotic Retrospective Sex Books |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 17:10 |
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Now I have to review Kurt Vonnegut's Erotic Sex in Retrospect. |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:11 |
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When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them. Now I see it was true when they told me you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain. |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:32 |
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rear end-penny posted:When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them. i still don't get it. why even bother to rate a medium that's clearly intended for small, particularly slow, children? |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 22:34 |
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ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B! |
# ? Oct 21, 2021 00:48 |
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Escape From Noise posted:ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B! |
# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:14 |
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ESarby's |
# ? Oct 21, 2021 03:59 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:ESarby's Now with one convenient breakfast location! |
# ? Oct 21, 2021 04:17 |
GoutPatrol posted:I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson that reminds me that it was jeff k’s gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA i could 100% believe that a 20-years-older jeff k would be a desk jockey at the esrb, seems fitting somehow https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:41 |
if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa' | |
# ? Oct 24, 2021 19:31 |
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Lock posted:that reminds me that it was jeff k’s gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating |
# ? Oct 25, 2021 00:39 |
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free Trapt CD posted:if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa' your friend sk posted:he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Oct 25, 2021 12:13 |