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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

first game to review for rating is Mario Party 69: The Sex Edition.

Mario is E for everyone

# ? Oct 17, 2021 21:30

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:55

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Eat Rats, Suck Butts

# ? Oct 17, 2021 22:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

# ? Oct 17, 2021 22:26

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong

# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:07

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Evil Bob posted:

getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong

LET 'ER RIP!!!

# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:22

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Esrb

# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:58

Ventral EggSac

Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out

# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:05

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rated m for manure

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

rated E for existential dread

# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:52

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

rated B for BUTT

# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Ratings

A for rear end content
B for Babies, for
C for Crappy
D for Dick content
E for Eggs
F for Females (games acceptble for the female in your life to play)
G for Grandmas and Grandpas
H for Haunted
I for Interesting!
J for Jackin (it means the game is sexy)
K is for Krappy
L is for Lol
M is for Manure as said earlier
N is for Naughty
O is for Outrageous
P is for Poop (or pee in some regions)
Q is for Quirky (michael cera games)
R is for Rent-Only
S is for Sacrilegious
T is for Twisted (messed up games)
U is for Unanimously Loved
V is for Violent
W is for Weird-n-Wacky
X is for xxx (heh you have to be a parent to play)
Y is for Young Adult
there is no z

# ? Oct 18, 2021 23:14

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson

# ? Oct 18, 2021 23:45

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I rate this game "all ages" because the story it tells is timeless story for all the ages.

# ? Oct 19, 2021 15:31

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Ventral EggSac posted:

Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out

I remember getting game that was 17+ when I was younger and being so annoyed that I was 17 but had no ID... If the key was a more 'Mateur' pronunciation of mature, I'd have been ok with having a laugh about it.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 19, 2021 16:22

google THIS

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Ratings

A for rear end content
B for Babies, for
C for Crappy
D for Dick content
E for Eggs
F for Females (games acceptble for the female in your life to play)
G for Grandmas and Grandpas
H for Haunted
I for Interesting!
J for Jackin (it means the game is sexy)
K is for Krappy
L is for Lol
M is for Manure as said earlier
N is for Naughty
O is for Outrageous
P is for Poop (or pee in some regions)
Q is for Quirky (michael cera games)
R is for Rent-Only
S is for Sacrilegious
T is for Twisted (messed up games)
U is for Unanimously Loved
V is for Violent
W is for Weird-n-Wacky
X is for xxx (heh you have to be a parent to play)
Y is for Young Adult
there is no z

ok but what about the 27th letter?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 04:56

google THIS

" isn't a real rating!" See? That's what you sound like.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 05:03

deep dish peat moss

ESRBYOBEGI 16

# ? Oct 20, 2021 07:05

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

This non-euclidean recursive fractal has been rated not mind safe. Do not contemplate it.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:27

google THIS

Viginti Septem posted:

Esrb

ERSV is dangerous to infants so I'm rating this one 2+

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ah poo poo

poo poo

drat it

we're the ERSB not the ESRB. We have to give back all of the video games we've been testing and instead we handle Erotic Retrospective Sex Books

# ? Oct 20, 2021 17:10

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Now I have to review Kurt Vonnegut's Erotic Sex in Retrospect.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:11

Ass-penny

When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them. :baduk:

Now I see it was true when they told me you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:32

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rear end-penny posted:

When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them.

Now I see it was true when they told me you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

i still don't get it. why even bother to rate a medium that's clearly intended for small, particularly slow, children?

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# ? Oct 20, 2021 22:34

Escape From Noise

ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 00:48

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Escape From Noise posted:

ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 02:14

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ESarby's

# ? Oct 21, 2021 03:59

Escape From Noise

Plant MONSTER. posted:

ESarby's

Now with one convenient breakfast location!

# ? Oct 21, 2021 04:17

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

GoutPatrol posted:

I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson

that reminds me that it was jeff k�s gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA

i could 100% believe that a 20-years-older jeff k would be a desk jockey at the esrb, seems fitting somehow

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:41

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa'

# ? Oct 24, 2021 19:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Lock posted:

that reminds me that it was jeff k�s gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA

i could 100% believe that a 20-years-older jeff k would be a desk jockey at the esrb, seems fitting somehow

he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating

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# ? Oct 25, 2021 00:39

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:55

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

free Trapt CD posted:

if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa'

your friend sk posted:

he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 25, 2021 12:13

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