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Comstar posted:Gentlemen, the moment has clearly arrived. The Fattest PI posted:
madmatt112 posted:April 20, 2023 Ubersandwich posted:June 25, 2023 Pastel Candy Snake posted:November 10th, 2022 F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:e: More seriously, I'll say January 1, 2023. Never underestimate Musk's ability to fail in hilariously epic ways. Convex posted:I'll take Monday the 7th of November Hasturtium posted:What the hell. Christmas Day, 2023. Discount Dracula posted:Dammit! Claimed. Ok, April 1, 2023 Beartaco posted:June 30th 2023. deoju posted:Oct, 28th 2022 Rigel posted:March 28, 2024 Fabulousity posted:June 21, 2024 duffmensch posted:April 20, 2023 Entorwellian posted:September 6th, 2023 FrumpleOrz posted:February 14, 2023 big nipples big life posted:next thursday Mal-3 posted:I'll take some of that action. August 6, 2023. Memorializing one nuke with another. Propaganda Hour posted:June 16th, 2023. Unlucky7 posted:Anyway, I will go with September 9th, 2023 Endorph posted:ill take january 1st, 3000 BCE, bob Thundercracker posted:April 1 2023. I would've picked 2024 before this week. Saving this batch so I don't have to go through it when Elon inevitably turns the main Twitter DB server into a gravity bong and nukes the site
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PhazonLink posted:doesnt Wario, a 30something also creep on the underaged(17) yearold pizza delivery girl? maybe warioware timeline wario is bad and we should only remember wario land 1 platforming/ brawling wario. "Is Wario A Pedophile" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Craig K posted:"Is Wario A Pedophile" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, yaldabaoth has at least 15k posts in that thread
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MrQwerty posted:yaldabaoth has at least 15k posts in that thread 
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Twitter going down for good is going to make reading old forums threads an absolute trip. Remember when Waffleimages went down? Mods can we run a query to see what % of forums posts made since Twitter embeds started working contain an embedded Tweet?
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C-Euro posted:Twitter going down for good is going to make reading old forums threads an absolute trip. Remember when Waffleimages went down? That's more an astral question, which now that I've said his name... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pj4dLiwsAw  always watching....
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December 28th, 2022, somebody will break something in the dead zone between Christmas and New Year's Eve, nobody will know how to bring it back.
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That Simpsons bit where all the kids go outside to play because their TVs no longer work but it's Twitter and Elon is Krusty coming out to an audience of no one
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September 15, 2023.
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i love how regressive culture warriors are just soaked to the bone in their flavor aid. like the chud ceo of the recent media company mergers canceling all those sjw cartoons to focus on "middle america" and reality tv show poo poo.
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Jet Jaguar posted:December 28th, 2022, somebody will break something in the dead zone between Christmas and New Year's Eve, nobody will know how to bring it back. people think dead man's switches are a thing people implement, but I'll tell you after working in manufacturing for 10 years, a dead man's switch can be literally anything there was a lock/tag in my old plant that was 15 years old when I worked there and the dude quit 2 years after he locked it and nobody knows what it does. all it takes is a contractor.
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EvilJoven posted:what are the odds this ends up with this idiot just taking his ball and going home and shutting down Twitter? Sadly there's no way he does this, he lives off the high of attention, negative or otherwise, way too much.
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Hello Seth, I would like to choose December 12th, 2022 as the date birdsite flies into a window, ty
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deoju posted:I know you from the NHL threads for the last 15 years. You are still cool in my book. You posted a hi rez image of Maxim Talbot's celebration after his cup winner for me. You're welcome! It's nice to be remembered for things like that and not The Incident at the old mill Is it too late to pick April 1st, 2023? Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 5, 2022 |
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Sept 11th 2024, never forget In reality I expect it to never actually die and just limp along a shadow of it's former self like all other social media that have passed their prime. And I'm not confident that elons ego could ever let him sell at a loss.
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Squibbles posted:In reality I expect it to never actually die and just limp along a shadow of it's former self like all other social media that have passed their prime. This is the actual answer, I assume it'll just turn into something like myspace that just kind of zombies along forever as a legacy site that nobody cares about but is unable to actually die.
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Squibbles posted:Sept 11th 2024, never forget Yeah we need to define at what point is it dead. I mean Yahoo died but somehow it isn't completely dead even till this day. What's the break point?
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smoobles posted:lol watching Elon backpedal on moderation in an effort to keep advertisers and pissing off the same rabid base of fuckwits that inspired him to buy twitter is better than anything on TV  Throwing my hat in for January 7th 2023. Why? Idk
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:The top replies on his posts have like 300-1000 likes - with a couple burner accounts each this thread could easily bump something into the top 5-10 replies on each of his tweets. how about no
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No one wants to guess it croaks on election day, so I will do it, November 8th 2022.
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Release all the dms except for the dms I have with egirls
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I'm going for the any% twitter death speedrun: November 31, 2022. Specifically: 1. Musk losing his poo poo when his $8 plan implodes causing him to post racist slurs at celebrities. 2. As a result, every brand pulls out except for Uncle Racism's pillow factory. 3. He fires all his remaining staff in a rage for not implementing his vision correctly. 4. His ego won't let him admit any of his actions have been a mistake and he tries to puppet master his way through until some key infrastructure fails that he can't fix.
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