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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

If WWE didn't fire CM Punk for calling a fan "a fag" and telling someone else to kill themselves, I don't think ROH has much to worry about.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

StarkRavingMad posted:

Posted this in the Hell in a Cell thread too, but I love it:



I know it's not true (at least, I hope not), but it seems like a totally WWE move for the talent to find out that they're not having a match through Twitter.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

THE GAYEST APPAREL posted:

Here's the list of acceptable fedora wearing groups:

Justin Timberlake

Indiana Jones.
The Fourth Doctor Who.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

VogeGandire posted:

But the difference is John isn't naturally funny as poo poo. Big E is.

We'll see who's laughing when the WWE starts scripting all of Big E's promos.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

sticklefifer posted:

I really, really want this to be their gimmick so bad. Make Axel Ryback's toadie, Like Scut Farcus and Grover Dill from A Christmas Story.

This was the exact gimmick of Harvey Wippleman and Big Bully Busick.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

LividLiquid posted:

Seriously. 434 days of being a second-class champion behind John Cena didn't get him back to the point he was at just after he won the title the first time. And it's not even close.

And he was more just like a place holder until The Rock came back.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Cory Lidle posted:

I mean, watching BOTH is even a possibility. Lot of hours in the week, watch a show full of actual wrestling to take the edge off whatever the gently caress WWE thinks they're doing.

Or just don't watch WWE.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Give him the Anaconda Vice.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

rovert posted:

A new era.

But you knew about this weeks ago, didn't you?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

I doubt they're petty enough to write two pay checks just for someone to stiff the poo poo out of a rookie, but hey, this is WWE.

Besides, they already have Bubba Ray Dudley and JBL on the payroll.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

dsriggs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VylZhputrk

not business exposing at all, apparently

How can you post that and not post him in a match?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKtJClGVu6Q

Seriously, more wrestlers need to shoot fire before hitting their finisher.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Remember, this is the company that got mad at Dusty Rhodes for going off script.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


You can tell Vince is thinking "Goddammit Paul. How much is this going to cost me?"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

pressedbunny posted:

I give it 3 weeks before Enzo & Cass lose their entrance.

and then Vince says push the tall guy, and job the little guy out on Superstars.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Skaw posted:

What if the suit was camo

Like Sgt Slaughter?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Ostentatious posted:

He said the GOP establishment is comparing Trump to the WWE, which makes no sense to him because WWE is the heel and Trump is the babyface

I think what he's saying is the GOP are the heels, and Trump is the babyface.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


... and yet, the WWE still lets guys do stupid bumps off ladders and cages.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


Never thought I'd see a worst dropkick than Dusty Rhodes', but holy poo poo.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

https://twitter.com/callumkaypee/st...768781008637952

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/...774487006765056

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Ostentatious posted:

something something charlotte had a nanny

His obsession with Becky is creepy.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Alan_Shore posted:

I don't get that t shirt story. Why was it an issue? Why did he say that snide remark to Punk after the match? Was Punk pretending to be mad? Have I been worked into a shoot?

Also, seeing his ring attire through the years, Punk is the last person who should be complaining about what people wrestle in.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Grozz Nuy posted:

I can't decide whether that implies really good things about Cody or really negative ones about Orton


Probably the latter.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Roman Reigns posted:

Del Rio with the "what the gently caress did I get into" look.

No, that's what he always looks like. He's like Stephanie, as neither of them seem capable of smiling like a normal human being.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ricky Steamboat Vs Ric Flair was called a spotfest with no psychology back in 1978.

Thanks Dave Meltzer!

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/...769718573367296

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

AMReese posted:

I bet Cody wishes he got sent down to NXT instead of being mistreated by the writers. At least with Evolve he has Gabe.

Seeing as how NXT is run by HHH, and HHH was the one who told him that he had to stick with what he's got, probably not.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

The best thing about the Bellas is when the left the first time to move on to other things but then found out that nobody wanted them.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

So wait, Sasha Banks sucks now?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Sanguinia posted:

My investigation indicates that at any given time there's an 88.92% chance that Tajiri is up to something.

Then you aren't investigating hard enough.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Holy poo poo, the banner on Tim Zbyszko's twitter account:

https://twitter.com/TimothyZbsyzko

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


Did they ever return his father's ring gear?

If you don't know the story, for a Wrestlemania Access, they asked if they borrow some of Davey Boy's ring gear for one of the displays, and Smith Jr lent them some, but when he asked for it to be returned, they said they owned the trademark to "The British Bulldog", so it was their property, and they were keeping it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

C. Everett Koop posted:

Serious question. How did this happen:


Without it becoming the new thread title?

Mark has only 6 tweets, but they are gold

https://twitter.com/TheMarkBriscoe/...213778834853888

https://twitter.com/TheMarkBriscoe/...945468822228992

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

https://twitter.com/SethHanson1982/...374531902513152
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/...377586584662016

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Baron Corbyn posted:

How sure are we that he isn't talking about Kendall Windham?

Because no one ever talked about Kendall Windham?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Dilbert Fanclub President posted:

He's legit in the game? Lol

He's not in the game

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


How to do the Goldust face paint, involving people who are not Goldust.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

AMReese posted:

Come on, everyone knows David Arquette had the best spear.


Better than Edge's, at least.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible


I love when he retweets the people who get pissed at him for not giving every WWE match 5 stars.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

dsriggs posted:

Maybe she was telling fans to watch Taggart.

Or perhaps suggesting they buy a fresh baguette if they were feeling peckish?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Tato posted:

unmelted torn pieces of american cheese and big glops of ketchup. the breakfast of champions.

The cheese came from the plate next to it.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

The_Rob posted:

I'm going to actually report him for a promotion to head scoop master.

He should get an account here.

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