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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


gently caress Java.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


GreenNight posted:

Love having to install java to run ASDM.

This is my reason right here.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Youíre all telling me port security isnít a standard security procedure? Lmao

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Rack studs are the poo poo. Can't believe nobody told me about these.

e: oh my god these are impossible to remove

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jun 15, 2019

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Whatís the verdict on working at hospitals?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Wrong thread!

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 17, 2019

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Going from geek squad tier support to an L3 server/network team in a month and absolutely making GBS threads myself.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Working on labor day = scab

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


It might sound stupid but I find it impressive that I can have a terminal open inside visual studio and control Docker from it. Sci-fi poo poo.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Turn on BPDU guard fools.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Would be really great to not have to use 4 different chat programs to communicate to different teams.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Scum Master

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


I have no permissions yet so I spent the entire week on an AWS terminal making increasingly convoluted bash scripts.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


LochNessMonster posted:

Just lol if your coworker didnít drop all work at that point and told his manager ďthis way above my paygradeĒ.

Also shame on him for being such a little bitch that heís wilfully underpaid like that. Because face it, if youíre 10+ years into IT and an entry level copy editor manages to get a 10k higher base salary itís nobodies fault but your own.

Shocking level of arrogance here.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Bigass Moth posted:

Heís right. Knowing your market value is hardly arrogant.

That is not what the post said.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


KillHour posted:

That's all you got?



Our data flow/network diagram is much worse than this, if you can imagine that.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012



The Gang Gets Agile Certified

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Well well well, old manager comes crawling back to me asking for help with a project because he's overwhelmed. Boy that really sucks, have fun dude!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


gently caress Jira

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Vulture Culture posted:

Can we post a Google Form the next time we decide to do this

Sirs I put it in Teams under the Daily Chat. Kindly see the form for instructions and ping me for questions.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


We just got permission to upload code to our home directories lmao, next is Rundeck. It's like loving pulling teeth when we are supposed to combine with a new product team that is almost all automated in addition to our lovely old one. drat the systems engineers and their little fiefdoms.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


This typhoon is really messing everything up!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


really when u think about it a vpn is just a jump box too...

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Pretty sure Hana is that piece of poo poo database manager from SAP.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Outsource your job to ICON OF JAVA Mr. Nagoor Babu Sir (M. Tech), Sun Certified and Realtime Expert

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Whatís it like to work for psychos?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


wolrah posted:

I have one of these little bastards:

https://www.gl-inet.com/products/gl-ar750s/

It has simultaneous dual-band WiFi and runs as a router-on-a-stick. It can connect to hotel or customer networks with either ethernet or the 2.4GHz WiFi radio and then it has two "LAN" ethernet ports and runs an access point on the 5GHz radio for my TV stick and phone to connect to. If I flip a switch on the side it tunnels all the traffic that would be heading for the internet out over a Wireguard connection to my VPS.

It has a custom UI by default, which is actually all I've used to set it up as described, but there's an "Advanced" link which takes you right to the standar "LuCI" interface anyone who's familiar with OpenWRT should know well. It's a very lightly modified OpenWRT underneath, with all functionality available as far as I can tell.

There's also support for USB cellular sticks and SD file sharing that I've never even used. It's quite a capable little box.

I just got this and itís the poo poo. File server, SSH... And itíll run from a battery bank. Crazy little thing.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Wtf poo poo outfit is it so I can avoid it

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


CLAM DOWN posted:

He's joking you nerdlords

Troll detected

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Bonzo posted:

we had a manger that wore just socks in the bathroom. How you stand at a urinal with 3 or 4 other people in JUST SOCKS is beyond me.

When I am dictator for life I will make this poo poo illegal

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Also punishable by death:
- loud conference calls
- open offices
- eating at your desk
- mechanical keyboards

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


LochNessMonster posted:

You can take it from my cold dead hands!

Put silent cherries on it and shut up bitch!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Methanar posted:

Whats a principal then?

Thatís the one you get sent to when you gently caress up right

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


After 2 months of research and hacking away, I finally had a breakthrough on a seriously important piece of software Iím building for our ops team. It turns out the extremely old and undocumented SAP application that controls our data feeds has a program written in Java that can parse properly formatted text files and turn feeds on/off. I discovered this through finding an unused shell script deep in a previously unknown directory that concatenates a text file with the formatted commands to the parser. Previously I had been totally unsuccessful trying to pass commands using expect or other means. Finally we will be able to meet our feed availability SLA.

This is basically digital archeology.

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 24, 2019

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Hate that crap, going to dodge as many as I can.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


I mean there is niche stuff like you said but I think education is more important because vendors come and go, but concepts are timeless.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


lmao wow

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


My first few weeks I had nothing to do so I connected to my home systems and AWS to do personal projects. There is always something you can be doing to better yourself.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Thanks Ants posted:

And also that a decent amount of the time you end up working with people who are meant to be on your level and you just sit there wondering how they remember to breathe

ďDecent amount of timeĒ is pretty generous there.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Iím grateful nobody has found me out yet because having to talk to former military people is the last thing I want to do.

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