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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Depends on where you put the finger and if anyone's recording it.

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


convenient to include the necessary tool for loving lighting that thing on fire

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


do you not?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


I figured it was david mitchell

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Choco1980 posted:

So elaborate, are you a fucker that's a simple idiot, a simple idiot that fucks, someone that fucks idiots in basic ways, or someone who fucks simple idiots?

yes

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


goons argue about food, give ohio the disrespect it deserves

hamsystem posted:



I would straight murder one of y'all for some Skyline.

RCarr posted:

That looks so disgusting. Why isn’t the cheese at least melted?

Subjunctive posted:

The customer is supposed to hold it near the Cuyahoga themselves.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


was granos the one who hosed out a piece of his own rear end in a top hat or was that ge cafe

best loving snipe of my posting career

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Pirate Radar posted:

Are we sure Ted Cruz isn’t secretly Andy Kaufman Bill Hicks the Zod

Are we sure Ted Cruz isn’t secretly a normal human being?

yes, definitely

this is ted cruz’s idea of a killer twitter dunk
https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/...r%3D532%23pti11

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


HaB posted:

Anyone have the quote (I am 87% sure it came from these here dead gay forums) about why John Carpenter's The Thing is the manliest movie ever made?

I know what you're talking about, but I don't have it. I think it was Leovinus who posted it.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


somewhere right now wallace shawn is ears-deep in labia just giggling his head off

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Untrustable posted:

Since Jim Jones has been mentioned. I have to remind you all, that as a youth, he was very popular for his ability to piss over a house. Just arc the stream right over the house.

was there some technique or did he just have a powerful bladder

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Solice Kirsk posted:

You simply insert a needle into your pee hole and plug the rest of it with super glue. Continuously twist the needle until the super glue hardens and remove the needle. Now you're ready for Distance Pissing. Easy peasy.

well, now my dick is gonna have a twinge all day, thanks

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Heath posted:

How many goons were phoneposting from the toilet while talking about how gross it is to clean your rear end in a top hat in the shower, you think?

a poster who doesn’t post while making GBS threads is no poster at all

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


thatbastardken posted:

in bizarre synchronicity with the thread title Australia was also a pioneer in sexy beach defeat videos, only we called it Gallipoli.

jesus mary and joseph

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the difference is that koalas march is a grifter with sock puppets whereas prester jane is essentially correct about almost everything she opines upon and to my knowledge hasn’t stolen anything

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


helicooter

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Mount Coom

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



dammit you made me think that ingwit was posting again. his ultimate hustler iliad is the best thing these dead gay forums have ever produced

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Neito posted:

Oh, doy. Dunno what it says that that wasn't my first thought with regard to them.

"the core belief of a libertarian is that his girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a booster seat"

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


where we're going, we won't need fingers to post

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



the mods don't sit at the children's table, they just go there for speed dating

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Hihohe posted:

God FYAD just seems exhausting

but it gave us gems like the zipline thread, "parents were both Charles Manson (long story)," the saga of the ultimate hustler, and many others. don't need to hang out in a nuclear power plant to appreciate the good it does :v:

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


how do you people not remember the flask-loving mod challenge

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


some plague rats posted:

I've never posted in gbs

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't know about anyone else but I don't read literally every thread ever.

wow, fake goons :smuggo:

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Skulk Hogan posted:

Didnt she convert to Islam in the last few years or did i hallucinate that?

interesting, happened in 2018

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


some men think about baseball, but my personal method is solving simple quadratic equations

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


cock hero flux posted:

fun fact: the japanese word for army is "gun"

and it's pronounced "goon"

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Pirate Radar posted:

Obviously I know who that is, but hypothetically if I didn’t know who that was, who would you tell me it was?

think it's michelle bachmann

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Philippe posted:

Classic case of superpenis testicles.

the ways we used to try to play God

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