atomicthumbs posted:

A startup is a tech company that deals with apps in some manner.

Tayter Swift posted:

oh okay like these guys then

maniacdevnull posted:

They sure are disrupting the employer/employee medical relationship

Tayter Swift posted:

WONTFIX: CANNOT REPRODUCE

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

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*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Citizen Tayne posted:

This is absolutely more readable than D&D.

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

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Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

kalstrams posted:

Christo posted:

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i think i've brought it up in this thread before but my dad's the guy who has to check off the boxes for NASA when third parties want to send NASA cargos into space and he's gotten an in-depth look at the Falcon 9 several times and, well, Musk clearly has the same weird unrealistic blind spots we've seen with Tesla when it comes to rockets as well.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

my favorite part was one time my dad asked to see some particular diagnostic output from the onboard computer - for literally every other rocket ever made, this is a pretty simple process where you just wheel over a little cart with a terminal and some equipment on it, plug a thing in to the rocket and get your data. for the falcon 9, you can't do that. instead, all the rocket's systems are fed through a (possibly off-site) ~cloud~ server and checks are done using automated python scripts. nobody who was with my dad was authorized to just pull ad-hoc data about the rocket, only to run the scripts, so they had to call up some sysadmin to write them a new python script for it and wait for him to run the results down.

Palpek posted:

Haha I made the They Live gif and went to sleep and the thread got goldmined before I could write anything in it so I guess this is the place. I'm glad you enjoyed the gifs, at some point the whole thing got a life of its own .

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Suing the olds for their lovely grandkids' inheritance money seems like a good plan, too.

goatface posted:

Also, if the dribble wasn't there, and he was just giving birth out of his cock, that would be better.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

funny posts!? about kangaroos!?

user loses posting privileges for three days

anthonypants posted:

feeding a bird with a spoon seems like a really stupid thing to do

SmokaDustbowl posted:

toucan sam eats with a spoon dipshit

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I'm trying to figure this out too. World's sexiest toddler.

FlyinPingu posted:

I like that after the movie got favorable reviews goons had to go out of their way to say that, no, if you just go by top critics on rotten tomatoes it's actually bad!

FlyinPingu posted:

ghostbusters hate thread OP on the prices of the new ghostbusters action figures



someone stop this man

FlyinPingu posted:

sounds like a real dumbass motherfucker to me

Biplane posted:

Lot of jokes about dicks, and the eating thereof, about the hot dog guy, which is of course fine and good but I am more stunned by the fact that there exists a person for whom the action of eating a hotdog is literally lifethreatening, and that he has in fact almost killed himself twice by accident. With hotdogs.

Ag Bengip posted:

A poster named 'Pig Pen' who jerks off with mud or something... didn't they read someone with that username on the squatter forum?

EDIT: Oh, that's apparently the English name for Lortis in Peanuts.

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Wait wait wait, hold the phone

Where the gently caress is Pig Pen called Lortis? WHY is he called Lortis?

Guy Mann posted:

Crane Fist posted:

What does any of that even mean

PBS Newshour posted:

CD is actually pretty good and funny, Bee Movie thread was an all time great one and deserved to be in the goldmine but was robbed.
TVIV is way worst because its filled with people who don't seem to understand what goes on in the TV shows they are watching and occasionally do crazy theorizing that is more dumb than silly.

Aphrodite posted:

It's just that CD is the only forum we have for people who majored in one of the unemployable arts.

Like if we had an anthropology forum, or an art history forum, or a I guess anything else with either the words 'art' or 'history' in it forum, then they wouldn't stand out so much.

The MSJ posted:

Karl Marx being mentioned a lot in that thread is not really weird, to be fair. Director Neil Blomkamp's previous movie was Elysium, where the communist stuff was not even subtle.

Also CD taking every movie seriously is no different from the literature classes I took in universities where Britney Spears songs and Twilight novels are discussed together with Shakespeare and 18th-century novels.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

You're imagining all of it! The battle droids had no agency in any of those movies; they were never a "faction". That was the whole point.

Tiggum posted:

That's a funny post, but you know that SMG's interpretation isn't invalid, right? It's just incredibly unpopular. There's a difference.



Fair enough. I don't know if it's the fact that I didn't pay that much attention (because the movies were mostly fairly boring) or that they were just badly made movies that didn't communicate information clearly enough to the audience, but what you're saying bears basically no resemblance to what I remember about seeing those films. And I don't even post in CD.

Aphrodite posted:

Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot?

KM Scorchio posted:

Saw lots of new replies in this thread and came looking for good quotes.

gently caress this thread and all who dwell within it.

Future Days posted:

Played Nuclear Throne Together with a friend with two steroids + double guitar + crown of blood + hardmode. poo poo was so intense I started hyperventilating and my arms and legs went numb. I had to stop playing for a while to recover. FYI I'm a non smoker, there aren't any congenital heart issues in my family, and I indulge in all kinds of seizure-inducing indie games. I think I should see a doctor.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

SMG's rap sheet is wonderful, second only to Smokadustbowl's.

K. Waste posted:

Well, as FishBulb points out, that arbitrary cut-off exists largely so that we can know exactly who the creeps are, or, more particularly, who the degenerate poors are.

Like, if you're a high school drop-out who's been working and contributing to the family income since they were a teen, or come from a neighborhood where a higher proportion of the population is indigent or unemployed, or come from a neighborhood with a more ingrained culture of narcotic/alcohol abuse; you're likely not going to have the same perspective on what constitutes an "informed adult" as somebody who's had 12 solid years of consistent schooling and is now off to college so that they can get a "real job."

Of course, other than that, there are just unethical creeps.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was browsing through a random page of this thread and:


Crocoswine finally gets his wish!!

PBS Newshour posted:

I'm sorry.

Moon Atari posted:

I post in gbs and I have absolute conviction in the quality of my posts. Have you read my posts? You should try reading my posts. My posts are pretty good. You should try some of my posts out for size. Give my posts the old once over. Have a read. Of my posts.