Ok Fella posted:

I like ink master because the idea of Dave Navarro passing judgement on other people's tattoos is hilarious to me.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just put a Cradle of Filth album on repeat until the skull admits defeat and moves on.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Want to lose weight? Go to space! You have no weight in space!

#lifehacked

Jerry Cotton posted:

We are all in space at this very moment.

Zemyla posted:

Yes, but not the fun part.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sorry to hear you're in Pittsburgh.

Breetai posted:

Doom, quake, and half Life aka the three big daddy franchises of fps all have the plot of "we made a portal, oh whoops here come nasty things pouring out of it, time to wreck them"

There's something about interdimentional gateways that makes for good blasty action.

U.T. Raptor posted:

Hedningen posted:

I love stupid Swedish news. Decent translation, although I think "brakfis" is better translated as "a crashing fart" rather than a "stinking cheese". And the sole reason I know this offhand is due to translating Joyce's letters into Swedish for the world's dumbest avant-garde play ever conceived.

sneakyfrog posted:

bitch? bitchfuck?

Pastry of the Year posted:

lmao I didn't believe you and well, the joke was absolutely on me

Slate Slabrock posted:

In 1996, I played in the Baltimore Ravens marching band. McDonald's sponsored one of the first halftime shows and we had to do that dance. We got booed off the field.

Jack Del Huevos posted:

Spiderfist Island posted:

Stylites were hermits that lived on the top of huge-rear end columns who would be fed by other monks or laypeople, but the practice was mostly in Late Antiquity rather than the Medieval period and really only occurred in the Greek Orthodox / Near Eastern sphere of the world.

quote:

Roger Collins, in his Early Medieval Europe, tells us that in some cases two or more pillar saints of differing theological viewpoints could find themselves within calling distance of each other, and would argue with one another from their columns.

Nothus posted:

And that's where we got the term "posting" from.

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

The Last Days of Capitalism thread, from LF. You may need archives, but there's plenty more where that came from here

ToxicSlurpee posted:

It's all of them. All code is terrible and every program is a tangled mess of gross hacks, badly organized structure, dependency on libraries that haven't been updated in 20 years, and prayer. The internet is accurately described as "always burning down all the time."

rodbeard posted:

Is there a point where anything happens or is it all just long-winded car wanking

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

It's really good. Inch Dick is a well meaning 'sucking chest wound of a man' who struggle(s/d) with meth addiction. I hear he's doing a lot better.

Abugadu posted:

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

If you tried to drive a Tesla on the Tesla price chart it would void your warranty.

Also the bumper would probably fall off.

CannonFodder posted:

I like this one:

dreadmojo posted:

It's a reference to the last part of this post by Triticum Guzzler:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"my nigga have u tried LSD" is in turn a reference to some TCC poster who kramered into a thread about dealing with opiate addiction to suggest out of the clear blue loving sky that a recovering heroin addict should drop acid to help with... something, somehow.

Outrail posted:

It's been picked apart so many times it's hard to believe image hosting managed to put it back together.

If I recall correctly there was other pictures and/or someone knew the people involved and he wasn't secretly pining for notepad girl and it was just a poorly timed photo. Or it wasn't. One of the two or it was a third option. Probably.

Paladinus posted:

It means someone who is concerned with small details too much, a nitpicker. All idioms are a bit weird when you think about it. Screwing a pooch, as in loving a dog? Why does this mean to fail at something spectacuarly? What chain of events could lead someone to gently caress a dog unintentionally? Makes no sense!

Subjunctive posted:

My pet theory is that the database and front end are in separate datacentres, just because it would be very on-brand.

(That said, bad cache behaviour on images could probably hurt a lot for some subforums at least.)

Pimblor posted:

wait just a second, i've worked on a few sites that i didn't write but ended up owning that were federal, large public facing websites

not one of those idiots writing things loving made up random names for serving static content

why in the gently caress would you do that

pentyne posted:

to be fair radium was more then willing to code, he just needed to use slurs as part of his workflow.

CPColin posted:

Lifehack: if you tape your mailbox closed, the ICBM has to turn around and go back

SimonChris posted:

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Forum quotes: the bottle has let the beetle discover a form of masturbation
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doverhog posted:

I like that Jesus is getting props on this page, he married a sex worker you know.

Paladinus posted:

Heath posted:

constant HAMPRINCE is user name material

Outrail posted:

I know absolutely nothing about code and even to me, that seems odd.

AlbieQuirky posted:

That’s the porn game of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and it actually is a terrible adaptation.

Paladinus posted:

Objectively, this is the best sex music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7j3OvjSR8

Kitfox88 posted:

Disqualification for using tool assistance via prostate massager

Lobok posted:

Pass.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Lucky for us Duke cancelled himself just by being a terrible video game

ultrafilter posted:

Boba Pearl posted:

I mean, why can't I do that and have the float. We can't always be glizzy gobbling the marshmussy.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.

Platystemon posted:

Gentlemen, you can’t post here!

This is the quotes thread!

pentyne posted:

for every covidiot freaking out over frozen viral exhalations on their ice cream from a infected factory worker there's a dozen+ people who are dealing with jobs that demand they come in and have no masks/vaccination polices enforced.

canyoneer posted:

Outrail posted:

Lol imagine banning this post and thinking you're good at modding.