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Solice Kirsk posted:Mr Bibs kinda did a physical version of a portmanteau of this two things. Is that thread available without archives? I remember that there was a fiction jam about people dying from hotdogs, and goon fiction jams are like my favorite thing about SomethingAwful.
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quote:1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover jews) 
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The porizj chili thread is one of the all-time greatest.
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i believe there was someone who uploaded a ratified photo of himself sucking his own dick in an attempt to become the fyad idiot king. ages ago, say 2010-ish?
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Goons love nothing more than arguing about food, but when goons cook, the results are usually terrifying one way or another.
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I can't remember the specifics, but once I remember thinking "oh, that sounds good" re: some gigantic recipe and then the guy indicated he ate the bulk of it in one sitting by talking about how there were enough leftovers for a lunch or something.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:The chickencheese thread is one of the all-time greatest.
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There's poetry in how it starts with slightly mean minded thread gatekeeping then blossoms out into an insane forums banquet
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FactsAreUseless posted:Noni serves as a terrible warning to all future admins: sometimes making the funny poster a mod is a really bad idea. The Doobies Dogs thread(s) contributed a whole lot to forums lore but it also robbed us of a great poster. 
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Can someone link porizj chili thread? I tried looking for a link in this one but didn’t manage to spot one
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Aphrodite posted:It's from that guy's lovely chili recipe thread. Here you go!
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Play posted:romney pence shlomney schpence they all the same MightyJoe36 posted:Yeah, rich, old white republicans tend to be so much alike it's hard to keep them straight. Beachcomber posted:Their wives have the same problem.
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Nov 3, 2018 19:51
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Goddamn I'd turn them gay in a second.
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No joke that thread is the reason I own a shotgun shell reloading setup, so I can make comedy pepper corn shells.
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AlbieQuirky posted:For a Republican, he sure seems comfortable with being publicly owned.
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CannonFodder posted:I like this one:
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GWBBQ posted:I feel like I'm missing something obvious here. Help a clueless goon out? It's a reference to the last part of this post by Triticum Guzzler: quote:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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Karate Bastard posted:Goddamn I'd turn them gay in a second. pence will turn you straight in another second
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dreadmojo posted:It's a reference to the last part of this post by Triticum Guzzler:
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Its probably the single greatest post every made on these forums. It should automatically pop up every month or so for all users and you have to acknowledge that you've read it before being allowed to the rest of the forums.
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1stGear posted:Its probably the single greatest post every made on these forums. It should automatically pop up every month or so for all users and you have to acknowledge that you've read it before being allowed to the rest of the forums. yeh new posters should be thrown into the parisan catacombs; imo its a good hazing to bring the love for us all
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Once 2018's one legitimate new poster finally registers an account we can go ahead and try that.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Once 2018's one legitimate new poster finally registers an account we can go ahead and try that. *throw u into the catacombs* lol injoke
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Once 2018's one legitimate new poster finally registers an account we can go ahead and try that. the 200,000th reg was in mid june and it's at 200,684 now.
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dreadmojo posted:the 200,000th reg was in mid june and it's at 200,684 now. Dare's reregistrations are getting nutso.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Dare's reregistrations are getting nutso. yeah we had to get the banning button hooked up to one of those drinking bird things
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dreadmojo posted:yeah we had to get the banning button hooked up to one of those drinking bird things LITERALLY A BIRD has to sleep sometime, though
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Krankenstyle posted:i believe there was someone who uploaded a ratified photo of himself sucking his own dick in an attempt to become the fyad idiot king. ages ago, say 2010-ish? It's entirely possible that this happened more than once but a dude did it in BYOB around 07-08. Lowtax sent him a fifty dollar (I think) gift card after he did it. The verification involved a toothbrush on one foot and his username... Somewhere? My memory is hazy. Also, I met that guy (or someone claiming to be him) in Lagrange, Georgia at a hardcore show. ~memories~
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Khazar-khum posted:If you go to the hospital after any kind of mental breakdown, be prepared to have your family & friends treat you like a leper. incredible flesh posted:conversely if you start biting people and live in a tree, be prepared to have your family and friends treat you like a leopard
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GWBBQ posted:I had completely forgotten that post, thanks. "my nigga have u tried LSD" is in turn a reference to some TCC poster who kramered into a thread about dealing with opiate addiction to suggest out of the clear blue loving sky that a recovering heroin addict should drop acid to help with... something, somehow.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"my nigga have u tried LSD" is in turn a reference to some TCC poster who kramered into a thread about dealing with opiate addiction to suggest out of the clear blue loving sky that a recovering heroin addict should drop acid to help with... something, somehow. I think the kramerer was the mod, even. Hondaman?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"my nigga have u tried LSD" is in turn a reference to some TCC poster who kramered into a thread about dealing with opiate addiction to suggest out of the clear blue loving sky that a recovering heroin addict should drop acid to help with... something, somehow. It was the mod telling a Heroin addict that rehab doesn't work and LSD would be the better option to treat it.
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Freudian posted:I think the kramerer was the mod, even. Hondaman? a mod called Hondarider
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"my nigga have u tried LSD" is in turn a reference to some TCC poster who kramered into a thread about dealing with opiate addiction to suggest out of the clear blue loving sky that a recovering heroin addict should drop acid to help with... something, somehow. I actually thought it was a handful of TCC people suggesting this but I could be mistaken. The whole logic behind "use LSD to get over heroin withdrawal" was hilariously misguided.
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i find it especially hilarious because there are ongoing studies into the efficacy of miniscule amounts of lsd in mental health treatment (including addiction recorvery) but then goons turned this into the equivalent of hearing that penicillin exists so gently caress doctors, you can cure the flu by eating bread out of a dumpster edit: vvv i don't think you understand how that joke works CaptainViolence has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Nov 4, 2018 |
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CaptainViolence posted:i find it especially hilarious because there are ongoing studies into the efficacy of miniscule amounts of lsd in mental health treatment (including addiction recorvery) but then goons turned this into the equivalent of hearing that penicillin exists so gently caress doctors, you can cure the flu by eating bread out of a dumpster do you want fries with that
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Hogge Wild posted:do you want fries with that Don't drive thru joke fun posts
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