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Aw yeah. Nothing like an owner who has no idea how the nuts and bolts work slowly taking direct control of daily operations and design. Always goes well!
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Do you think Elon Musk looking into running for president would end up going roughly the same way as it did for Zuckerberg?
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Aug 12, 2019 19:03
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This is excellent long term planning.
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Aug 13, 2019 14:14
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It just cracks me up that like all they need to do is total their car, have it break down, or trade their car in and they'll need to get another surgical procedure done. Being able to drive your car completely in the nude without having to handle keys probably outweighs this though.
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Aug 13, 2019 14:48
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The S in Model S is for "Suckle mine freaking balls". A little message from Musk to his loyal customers.
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Aug 14, 2019 02:37
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Blaming the filthy proles fixing my overpriced suicide death machine because Elon Musk is always blameless. Always.
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Aug 14, 2019 04:07
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If you truly love car you will let it go. Back to the service center for several months while you have to line up and pay for your own side piece.
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Aug 14, 2019 08:21
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Looking forward to the brain damage/3rd degree burns caused by using a Tesla as a mining rig on a hot day.
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Aug 14, 2019 15:16
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Sounds like all of the injuries to factory workers due to overwork were worth it!
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Aug 14, 2019 17:05
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I, too, admire this online stranger's conviction to purchase an expensive new vehicle. Car is good! Car is great! We surrender our will as of this date!
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Aug 16, 2019 06:50
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Wonder if my youngest brother is still going to defend him...
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Aug 17, 2019 08:09
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"Can't tell if this is normal": A normal thing for car owners to ask other car owners in regard to the new car they purchased.
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Aug 19, 2019 14:09
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My car may have mismatched panels but at least I didn't have to risk getting gasoline on my shoes like you disgusting PROLES!
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Aug 19, 2019 15:51
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TheDon01 posted:
Must begin and end every even slightly critical post with "I love the car".
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Aug 20, 2019 00:06
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Aug 20, 2019 01:57
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Is it weird that I don't find those pumps particular gross? Does this mean I'm gross? Dear Lord!
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Aug 20, 2019 02:19
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I just carry a full hazmat suit (with respirator) in my trunk for when I have to stop at a gas station.
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Aug 20, 2019 02:35
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In the Elon death tunnel thread some dude freaked out when people talked about actual subways and mass transit in general. He went off about crackheads and "gangbangers" then darkly alluded that he knew all about what went on in the subways in Tokyo. poo poo was wild
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Aug 20, 2019 09:54
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Siljmonster posted:They film porn on every subway Sure. I got a finger or two in the b-hole on my morning commute but it's just the price of having a world class public transportation system!
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Discendo Vox posted:Link please? So he posted a lot of wacky poo poo in the thread but this was the one that was a real standout. At least for me. (Sorry for the derail) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3877653&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post490927604 Edit: The whole "gangbangers scratching windows isn't poo poo compared to what goes down on Japanese subways" cracked me up as someone who's spent several years in Japan. The poo poo that goes down is mostly people sleeping. Because you know what people do when they are in a place that makes them feel they are in danger. They sleep. Escape From Noise has issued a correction as of 18:24 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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It is beyond wild as hell to me that people will actually try to argue self-driving cars will cut down on traffic.
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Even with sharing rides that's still far more vehicles that is still more vehicles per person than solid public transit. At least that's my understanding.
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Aug 21, 2019 04:53
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infernal machines posted:a lot of traffic is caused by the number of cars on the road. that's largely the nature of traffic But what if the cars actively murdered their passengers? Less people=less cars=less traffic. It's simple math.
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Aug 21, 2019 04:55
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He's really helping out anyone considering insurance fraud.
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Aug 21, 2019 08:24
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:this may come as a shock to you, but rich people are incredibly loving dumb This... this can't be right! I heard they earned their wealth by being better than the poors?
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Aug 21, 2019 16:22
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WhyteRyce posted:Musk fanboys were defending that as how else is he expecting to make change for good unless he's this close to the president to influence him. Next I'll expect them to argue that employing people to talk to politicians and try to influence their votes and decisions in the way that benefits the company is good as well This was my brother... goddamn.
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Aug 21, 2019 16:55
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Yeah...I hate to bad-mouth an entire country but Singapore was one of the most boring trips that I ever took. Their "president" really forced westernization of the country so basically there's not much to see that's of any historical significance. The food is good but there's not really that much else to do other than shopping and a Disneyland. Booze is also really expensive.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i'm still waiting for the day my friend will admit i was right when i said musk was a lyle lanley-esque apartheid creep Same. But my brother and me arguing you should never fully trust the rich and, by extension, Musk.
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Aug 26, 2019 08:44
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That Joe Rogan interviewing Elon Musk interview is amazing because I'd be hard pressed to think of two other people I would like to smoke weed with less.
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Aug 26, 2019 15:54
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:That Joe Rogan Elon Musk interview is amazing because I'd be hard pressed to think of two other people I would like to smoke weed with less.
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Aug 26, 2019 15:54
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You choose Tesla coverage And what do you get? Economic leverage On your Model S Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Tesla store
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Aug 29, 2019 04:59
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Comic Elon has some feaky cheek bone definition.
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Sep 1, 2019 04:17
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So as long as that one woman still has her arm she's okay.
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Sep 3, 2019 04:01
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We love care BECAUSE OF not in spite of its faults.
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Sep 3, 2019 14:24
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Bulgakov posted:easy right answer is that elon musk is a hack fraud liar Who is going to save THE WORLD!
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Sep 4, 2019 11:33
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Teslas want to self-immolate and know fire trucks are responsible for helping to stop fires.
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Sep 4, 2019 17:46
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I'm so glad that the era of people trying to get me to watch Ted Talks is over.
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Lord Stimperor posted:I mean, kind of? When the track is open, you can in fact just buy a ticket and drive / ruin your car there. That's why you see footage of DHL delivery vans chasing old Gold cabriolets. Oh God. His fans are going to try and prove it FOR him, aren't they?
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Wii Mariokart style steering wheel now!
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